Money quotes

- Sidney Bruhl: This is Clifford Anderson, my secretary; my friend, Porter Milgrim.
- Clifford Anderson: How do you do, sir?
- Porter Milgrim: How do you do?
- Clifford Anderson: Nice to meet you.
- Sidney Bruhl: I would say "my attorney", but he'd bill me.
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl
Christopher Reeve - Clifford Anderson
Henry Jones - Porter Milgrim

“- Elaine: I know how to get the money out of the money ball!
- Louise: How?
- Elaine: Suck!”
Jane Curtin - Elaine
Jessica Lange - Louise

“- Stef: Wait, stop! You can't do this.
- Data: Why?
- Mikey: Why?
- Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
- Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.”

Martha Plimpton - Stef
Jonathan Ke Quan - Data
Sean Astin - Mikey
Corey Feldman - Mouth

“- Joann: Smokey, I need you to go to the store and get me some cigarettes.
- Smokey: Give me the money.
- Smokey: Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, what's this? This ain't enough.
- Joann: Make it enough.
- Smokey: Damn!”
Vickilyn Reynolds - Joann
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“- Papa Hussein: This damn country has done us in. That's why I'm like this. We should be there. Home.
- Uncle Nasser: But that country's been sodomised by religion. It's beginning to interfere with the making of money. Compared with everywhere... it's a little heaven, here.”
Roshan Seth - Papa Hussein
Saeed Jaffrey - Uncle Nasser

“- Coach Wally Rig: I brought these for you. - Coach Ed Gennero: Thank you. They're lovely.
- Coach Wally Rig: I hope you don't mind - I had to charge them to your room. I'm a little short this week.”

Robert Loggia - Coach Wally Rig
Héctor Elizondo - Coach Ed Gennero

“Life and money both behave like loose quicksilver in a nest of cracks. When they're gone, you can't tell where, or what the devil you did with them.”

Ray Collins - Jack Amberson

“- Lidia Joanne Simmons: Anyone of you bring any money?
- Elvadine: All I got's 10 cent.”
Lexi Randall - Lidia Joanne Simmons
LaToya Chisholm - Elvadine

“- Jabez Stone: What does it mean here, about my soul?
- Mr. Scratch: Why should that worry you? A soul is nothing. Can you see it, smell it, touch it? No. This soul, your soul, is nothing against seven years of good luck. You'll have money and all that money can buy.”

James Craig - Jabez Stone
Walter Huston - Mr. Scratch

“- Junior: I'm sorry Mr. Healy, please don't spank me.
- Benjamin 'Ben' Healy, Jr.: Well I'll have to punish you somehow. I'm taking back you're allowance.
- Junior: The whole buck?
- Benjamin 'Ben' Healy, Jr.: Yes go get it.
Junior: I wonder if he's got change for a twenty?”
Michael Oliver - Junior
John Ritter - Benjamin 'Ben' Healy, Jr.

“I have the money to give you right now, in this moment. I will give you all that I have. Maybe before you were gonna kill me. Maybe. I don't know. I know John, and I love him like he was my own child.”

Philip Baker Hall - Sydney

“I will give you one week paid vacation if you go running out of this office crying.”

Jason Alexander - Robert Grant

“- Mike Barnes: Sir, you said if I come down here and beat this LaRusso kid, I can have 25 percent ownership in you new dojos? Well, to perform my best, which I fully intend to do, I'm gonna need 50 percent.
- Terry: Whoa... I'm afraid I can't give you any more than 35!
- Mike Barnes: I guess I'll be on my way, then... nice meeting everybody.”
Sean Kanan - Mike Barnes
Thomas Ian Griffith - Terry

“- Janice Bowden: I hear baseball players make awfully good salaries nowadays.
- Jake Taylor: Well it all depends on how good you are.
- Janice Bowden: How good are you?
- Jake Taylor: I make the league minimum.”
Deborah Wakeham - Janice Bowden
Tom Berenger - Jake Taylor

“- Georgia Hines: What is that crap you're putting on your face?
- Toby Landau: It is from Vienna. It is ninety dollars a tube, do you notice you never see a pore on my face.”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines
Joan Hackett - Toby Landau

“Notice how in the count room nobody ever seems to see anything. Somehow, somebody's always lookin' the other way. Now, look at these guys. They look busy, right? They're countin' money. Who wants to bother them? I mean, God forbid they should make a mistake and forget to steal.”

Joe Pesci - Nicky Santoro

“- Mac MacIntyre: Any comets around?
- Ben Knox: Do you want to buy a comet now?
- Mac MacIntyre: Maybe.”
Peter Riegert - Mac
Fulton Mackay - Ben

“- Waiter: Just pay up and get out of here.
- Leprechaun: So it's me gold you be wanting?
- Waiter: Gold Card, Visa, Master, I'd prefer cash, but maybe you're a little short.”
Michael McDonald - Waiter
Warwick Davis - Leprechaun

“It was money, I didn't know how it would help but I knew we were better off if we had some than if we didn't.”

Tom Hanks - Older Mike

“- Alec Stewart: Look, what would Big Wally rather have? Me dead or his fifty grand?
- Vic DeRubis: Both.”
Matt Frewer - Alec Stewart
Joe Flaherty - Vic DeRubis

“- Julian Marty: I'll give you 10,000 dollars.
- Private Detective Loren Visser: Now I... do a murder. Two murders. Trust you not to go simple on me and do something stupid. I mean, really stupid. Now, why should I trust you?
- Julian Marty: For the money.”
M. Emmet Walsh - Private Detective Loren Visser
Dan Hedaya - Julian Marty

“- Senator Newcomb: These democrats don't normally support us.
- U.S. Bates: Now, Senator, we agreed to keep that under our hats. If they knew this was a fund raiser, we'd be all alone.”
Ray Spruell - Senator Newcomb
Jackie Gleason - U.S. Bates

“- Pops Burns: After the way I've worked to handle your affairs...
- Lola Burns: Well, what about my affairs! Where are they? Why aren't my bills paid? Where does my money go? I never see any of it!”
Frank Morgan - Pops Burns
Jean Harlow - Lola Burns

“In the days of the free market when our country was a top industrial power, there was accountability to the stockholder. The Carnegies, the Mellons, the men that built this great industrial empire, made sure of it because it was their money at stake. Today, management has no stake in the company! All together, these men sitting up here own less...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“Elections are won with television. You don't need the press, you don't need endorsements, you don't even need the truth. You need money.”
Ron Silverin - McComb