Money quotes

“You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Charlie Babbitt: Does Raymond know how much money he's inherited?
- Dr. Bruner: No, he doesn't understand the concept of money.
- Charlie Babbitt: He doesn't understand the concept of money? He just inherited $3,000,000 and he doesn't understand the concept of money? Wow, good work, Dad. I'm getting fucking poetic here.”
Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt
Gerald R. Molen - Dr. Bruner

“My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.”
Marty Feldman - Igor

“All I want outta life is enough money to buy a decent pair o'shoes that don't let in the rain.”
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

“- Terrell Lee Lusk: We're three-quarters of a million dollars... in debt?!
- Mr. Lusk: Hell, it was even worse last year.”

Peter Facinelli - Terrell Lee Lusk
Michael O'Neill - Mr. Lusk

“- Sex Shop Salesman: Okay, your vibrators start at $10.95 and go up. We've got the Salami, Man-o'-War and... Alien.
- Paul Bland: Just give me the cheapest one.
- Sex Shop Salesman: Wait a minute. There's nothing cheap about my store. You mean inexpensive don't you?”
John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
Paul Bartel - Paul Bland

“Listen, you better find some inspiration soon. For one thing, you need the money. And you know what? It's embarrassing - I've gotta tell the people in my business that my best young writer lives on Long Island. Writers live in Manhattan, Barry. Joey Butafucco's live on Long Island. You know what I'm saying?”
Peter Johansen - Marty

“- Miriam: All you ever think about is money. - Pierce: All anyone ever thinks about is money.”
Lesley-Anne Down - Miriam
Sir Sean Connery - Pierce

“My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.”
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

“- Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
- Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?”
Danny DeVito - Vincent Benedict
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Julius Benedict

“Someone has seen her, all right. Someone always sees a girl with $400,000.”
William H. Macy - Milton Arbogast

“The fuck you mean you ain't got my money yet? The fuck you mean you don't got my money yet? You best pay me my motherfuckin' money.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Tat Lawson

“I would like to voice my strong concern about this show's spiraling decline in ratings. David, ever since you took us to the Caribbean, it's been Jamaica homeless people sucking soup, and a big wave outside that cost a hundred thousand dollars. That's depressing and it's expensive, two words I hate. You know the words I like? I like the word ...” (continue)(continue reading)
Garry Marshall - Edmund Edwards

“- Michael Shayne: What do I get paid off in?
- Larry Kincaid: Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them - big numbers!”
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne
Robert Emmett Keane - Larry Kincaid

“- Blind Boy: John Herod owns that house. He gets fifty cents of every dollar in this town.
- Ellen: What does the town get?
- Blind Boy: Huh... they get to live.”
Jerry Swindall - Blind Boy
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“You can follow the action, which gets you good pictures. You can follow your instincts, which'll probably get you in trouble. Or, you can follow the money, which nine times out of ten will get you closer to the truth.”
Jack Nicholson - Jake Gittes

“Everybody gets something out of every transaction.”
Joe Mantegna - Mike

“- Ritchie Valens: Bob. Where's mom's new dress?
- Bob Morales: What new dress?
- Ritchie Valens: The one I asked you to buy her for Christmas.
- Bob Morales: Hey, you're the asshole with all the money, why don't you buy it yourself!”
Lou Diamond Phillips - Ritchie Valens
Esai Morales - Bob Morales

“It occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.”
Denholm Elliott - Coleman

“- Mr. Hayes: Billy, why did you do it?
- Billy Hayes: Money.
- Mr. Hayes: Look, I know you kids smoke that stuff and we drink booze; but, taking it across the border, that's - that's stupid, Billy. That's stupid!
- Billy Hayes: I know. Dad - get me out of here.”

Mike Kellin - Mr. Hayes
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“- Buford T. Justice: You gotta have a sixth sense.
- Junior: I'd rather have a dime.”
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice
Mike Henry - Junior Justice

“Never forget the people who got you there. Charity and generosity don't just make sense, they make dollars. Do right by your community and your community will do right by you.”
Peter Appel - Abie 'The Bug' Pinkwise

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.
- Reverend Lemon: But it's our money.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: And you're gonna make a bundle, but only if you shut up and let me do things my way.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
G.D. Spradlin - Reverend Lemon

“- Mary Bland: Why should we give up any of that money? We had to kill two people to get it!
- Raoul Mendoza: You killed two people for less than a thousand dollars?
- Mary Bland: ... One of them shortchanged us.”
Mary Woronov - Mary Bland
Robert Beltran - Raoul Mendoza

“- Forrest Gump: A bullet?
- Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
- Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.”
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump
Bill Roberson - Fat Man at Bench