Money quotes

“- Brian Hope: Wherever there's a deep human need there's money to be made.
- Charlie McManus: You think so?
- Brian Hope: Of course, look at Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
Eric Idle - Brian Hope
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“- Bank Teller: [cashing Josh's first paycheck] Okay, so how would you like that?
- Josh: Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill and 87 ones.
- Bank Teller: Okay.
[takes out stack of $1 bills]”
Lela Ivey - Bank Teller
Tom Hanks - Josh

“- Axel: You got a fifty dollar bill?
- Jon Flint: I got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years.”
Eddie Murphy - Det. Axel Foley
Héctor Elizondo - Jon Flint

“- Gus Gorman: I've been thinking I'm not making enough money for this gig.
- Ross Webster: Gus, if there's anything I hate, it's greed.”
Richard Pryor - Gus Gorman
Robert Vaughn - Ross Webster

“- Chung Mee: Speed is important in business. Time is money.
- Lawrence Bourne III: You said opium was money.
- Chung Mee: Money is money.
- Lawrence Bourne III: Well then, what is time again?”
Ernest Harada - Chung Mee
Tom Hanks - Lawrence Bourne III

“Folks don't laugh so loud when you've a grand in your back pocket.”
Robert Carlyle - Gaz

“- Jack Kelson: I gotta turn this around. Get some money quick.
- Charlotte: How are ya going to do that?
- Jack Kelson: Oh I got my ways.
- Charlotte: Are we going back to jailhouse correspondence?”
Jeff Bridges - Jack Kelson
Lucinda Jenney - Charlotte

“Money isn't money. Money is an expression of something else!”
Judy Davis - Katherine Witner

“You see that building? I bought that building ten years ago. My first real estate deal. Sold it two years later, made an $800,000 profit. It was better than sex. At the time I thought that was all the money in the world. Now it's a day's pay.”

Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“- Carl Showalter: Three people were killed last night in Brainerd. We're in a load of trouble, Jerry. I'm comin' there tomorrow. You have the money ready by then.
- Jerry Lundegaard: Now, we had a deal. A deal's a deal.
- Carl Showalter: Is it, Jerry? Why don't you ask those three poor souls in Brainerd if a deal's a deal? Go ahead, ask them!”

Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter
William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard

“You don't know. Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get me a bath. Then I'm gonna get drunk. Then I'm gonna catch me a whore with great big tits. Then I'm gonna get drunk again. Then I'm gonna rob that Wells Fargo office and get me my money back, you dumb-ass Jew!”

Harrison Ford - Tommy

“- Sandra Waters: What do you want for your birthday?
- Preston Waters: Money, so I can pay to have Ralph and Damien knocked off.”
Jayne Atkinson - Sandra Waters
Brian Bonsall - Preston Waters

“I'm not too strong anymore and I've just about run out of money. Pretty soon I won't be able to do much of anything for anyone. I had though maybe my family would care, but all they wanted to do was send me to a little furnished room where I could die in front of a TV set.”
Nick Nolte - Seymour Flint

“Some people will pay a lot of money for that information; but then your daughter would lose a father, instead of gaining a husband.”

Al Pacino - Michael Corleone

“Give a man a hundred million dollars and you make a frustrated billionaire.”
Rosemary Forsyth - Stephanie Kaplan

“- Congressman: Now Jim, people in my state keep asking why we're continuing to fund this program now that we've beaten the Russians to the moon.
- Jim Lovell: Imagine if Christopher Columbus had come back from the New World and no one returned in his footsteps.”
Roger Corman - Congressman
Tom Hanks - Jim Lovell

“- Roland T. Flakfizer: Aren't those numbers going by a little fast?
- Rocco Melonchek: You're probably just a speed reader.”

John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
Mel Smith - Rocco Melonchek

“There's more to life than a little money.”

Frances McDormand - Marge Gunderson

“- Carl Quigley: How could you spend a million dollars in just six days?
- Juice: You must have not been shopping lately.”
Miguel Ferrer - Quigley
Tone Loc - Juice

“People don't like to talk about it, you know, but there's a lot of money in hunger.”
Paul Bartel - Dr. Mo Van De Kamp

“I want you to send whatever you can afford. If you've got a thousand dollars in the bank, don't be afraid to send the whole thousand dollars.”
R. Lee Ermey - Jimmy Lee Farnsworth

“Where did all this money come from, Mr. Dantley? You didn't pay for this with a two dollar bill?”
Annie Potts - Vanessa

“You've got beauty, charm, money! You have got money, haven't you? Because if you haven't, we can quit right now.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

“- Maureen: Give me some money. I want some popcorn.
- Phil: You've got money.
- Maureen: I've got my money. I asked for your money!
- Phil: Cheap ass bitch!”
Jada Pinkett Smith - Maureen
Omar Epps - Phil

“Dollars are like small fish: difficult to catch, but not to be thrown back except as bait for something bigger.”
John Lone - Joey Tai