Money quotes

“- Sergei: I am your slave.
- Eva: I'd believe it more if you weren't staring at your fucking reflection when you said it.
- Instructor: If someone wants to hear profanity, Miss Rodriguez, they can take a subway. They don't need to spend sixty dollars on a ballet ticket.”
Ilia Kulik - Sergei
Zoe Saldana - Eva

- George Washington Duke: It's like your Mark Twain once said "Virtue has never been as respectable as money”.
- Paulie: Who's Twain?
- Rocky Balboa: He was a painter.
Richard Gant - George Washington Duke
Burt Young - Paulie

“Pollution. Crime. Drugs, poverty, disease, hunger, despair, we throw gobs of money at them and problems only get worse. Why is that? Because money's most powerful ability is to allow bad people to continue doing bad things at the expense of those who don't have it.”

Ben Kingsley - Cosmo

“- Mark Watson: I got the money, Brad.
- Brad Small: Oh? How?
- Mark Watson: Where there's a will, there's a way.
- Brad Small: Yeah? And what's your way?
- Mark Watson: It's a secret way.”
C. Thomas Howell - Mark Watson
Mark Neely - Brad Small

“Now money means nothing. Now it's just about survival.”
Hans Nielsen - 1st Officer Petersen

“- Danny: I-I-I also got a job that pays money.
- Carla: Really?
- Danny: I bake cookies at Emil's Bakery.I got a cookie maker's hat and everything.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Mac MacIntyre: How much do you want?
- Ben Knox: Would you pay me a pound for every grain of sand in my hand? Well, that saves you some. Well, would you do it?
- Mac MacIntyre: No. Of course not.
- Ben Knox: Ah, well, that's a pity. You missed out on a good bargain, for I can only hold about ten thousand grains of sand in my hands. Did you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Riegert - Mac
Fulton Mackay - Ben

“Here I am, sitting in the center of a lot of wealth, the escalation in crime couldn't be better, and I'm not turning a damn nickel on it!”
Jack Nicholson - Harry Bliss

“- Assistant Casino Manager: You seem to be having quite a run. Is there anything we can do for you?
- Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Yes, go down to your vault and tell the rest of your money to be patient, we'll be together soon.”
Ursula Burton - Assistant Casino Manager
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Wait. Is it face up?
- Dr. Margo Green: Down.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Don't touch it. Face down is bad luck.
- Dr. Margo Green: Don't tell me you're superstitious. Sorry, but around here, ever penny counts.”
Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta
Penelope Ann Miller - Dr. Margo Green

“- Sam: How'd you get started in this business?
- Deirdre: A wealthy scoundrel seduced and betrayed me.
- Sam: Same with me.”
Robert De Niro - Sam
Natascha McElhone - Deirdre

“In a surprise announcement, the Republican National Committee has revealed it is bankrupt. A spokesman for the party said they had plenty of money in their accounts last week, but today they just don't know where the money has gone. But not everybody is going begging. Amnesty International, Greenpeace and the United Negro College Fund announced...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ernie Tetrault - TV Anchorman

“You want your wife back or what? Then relax, be cool and just walk. We'll give them what they want. You will get your wife, I'll get my money and everyone will be happy.”
Emmanuelle Seigner - Michelle

“What's worth doing is worth doing for money.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“When I ran the KGB out of Cuba, I helped some... politically incorrect people hide billions of dollars in various free world accounts, but I kept the account numbers. Magic numbers. Now, your client's husband, may he rest in peace, knew the secrets of banking, while I knew the secrets of phone lines. A match made in heaven. So when the time was...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steven Berkoff - Colonel Ilya Pavel Kazak

“What goes around comes around. Now, you get outta my goddamn way. I'm goin' to get me some Louis Vuitton.”
Arnetia Walker - To-Bel

“- Old Lady: What adorable children.
- Daniel: You want'em? 'Cause I'll sell them to you real cheap.”
David Paymer - Daniel Miller

“- Merrill Jennings: It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
- Duane Cody: What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million?
- Owen Templeton: Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
- Randy Pear: What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy.”

Lanei Chapman - Merrill Jennings
Seth Green - Duane Cody
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Owen Templeton
Jon Lovitz - Randy Pear

“- Mr. Pink: But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
- Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
- Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
- Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
- Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.”

Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink
Edward Bunker - Mr. Blue
Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie

“- Larry Benson: Welcome to Earth, Irwin. You may not be familiar with our company, but this is pretty much the way things work down here in the real world.
- Irwin Wayfair: Well the real world sucks.”

Jay Mohr - Larry Benson
David Cross - Irwin Wayfair

“- Claus von Bülow: Oh, come on, Sunny, your father worked! Do you want the children to grow up thinking a male's place is in a deck chair?
- Sunny von Bülow: Claus, you marry me for my money then you demand to work! You're the prince of perversion!”
Jeremy Irons - Claus von Bülow
Glenn Close - Sunny von Bülow

“I ain't got nothing, but you can always have half!”
Chico Marx - Antonio Pirelli

“- Eva: So, if you guys win a lot of money on the race tracks, you should come and try to kidnap me.
- Willie: We'll take you some place warm. This place is awful!”
Eszter Balint - Eva
John Lurie - Willie

“- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: This party will raise a lot of money, right?
- Dr. Ann Cuthbert: A lot of money, very high profile. The mayor is coming, the media, big companies that give lots of grants, limousines, the whole schmear.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Tell you what. We'll find this guy so you can have your party.”
Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta
Linda Hunt - Dr. Ann Cuthbert

- Arnold "Chick" Gandil: You go back to Boston and turn seventy grand at the drop of a hat? I find that hard to believe.
- Joseph 'Sport' Sullivan: You say you can find seven men on the best club that ever took the field willin' to throw the World Series? I find that hard to believe.
- Arnold "Chick" Gandil: You never played for Charlie Comiskey.

Michael Rooker - Arnold "Chick" Gandil
Kevin Tighe - Joseph "Sport" Sullivan