Money quotes

“- Ned: I worry about money, just like everybody else.
- Lenny Brown: But you got some backstops. You start falling down that well, you got some slats across to catch yourself, right? You got your professor-father. You got an education. You got the Financial Journal. You can't fall too far. My old man's an ex-printer on disability! My mother is a...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Rothman - Ned
James Woods - Lenny Brown

“Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours. I won't talk to my daddy for three hours.”
Chris Rock - Detective Lee Butters

“I don't care about the money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I want to meet the wizard.”
Michael Douglas - Nicholas Van Orton

“- Frances Stevens: I had the funny feeling that all they wanted was to get their hands on my money.
- John Robie: Oh, I'm impressed. Well, on second thought, back home in Oregon, we'd have called you a rich, headstrong girl. That would have made it all right.”
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens
Cary Grant - John Robie

“Money is shit to me. I would not give up McClane for all the gold in your Fort Knox.”

Jeremy Irons - Simon Gruber

“I may not look like I could finance a trip to the zoo but the truth is I make a pretty good living. My income is a damn lot more than your father gives your mother to live on. But my money doesn't matter in your neighborhood, because I work for it. Working for your money doesn't matter in your neck of the woods, it's whose crotch the doctor...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley

“- Paul Bland: A hundred-and-seventy-five-dollar-a-month rent increase! How are we going to pay that?
- Mary Bland: Don't worry. We can live on your insta-cash card for a month or so.
- Paul Bland: Don't you remember? It was canceled for non-payment.”
Paul Bartel - Paul Bland
Mary Woronov - Mary Bland

“- Jabez Stone: You promised me happiness, love, and friendship!
- Mr. Scratch: I promised you money and all that money could buy. I don't recall any other obligations.”
James Craig - Jabez Stone
Walter Huston - Mr. Scratch

“- Bartender: What's the problem?
- Georgia Hines: Do you see cigarettes? That's the problem.
- Bartender: How much money did you put in?
- Georgia Hines: Twelve dollar like it says.”

Nick Lapadula - Bartender
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines

“- Reverend Spike: These flowers symbolize rebirth.
- Kate Linville Holroyd: Lovely, Spike. There seem to be two missing.
- Reverend Spike: Life is a mound of space.
- Kate Linville Holroyd: Oh, yes, yes! That's beautiful, really beautiful, Spike!
- Reverend Spike: By the way, does Harvey have the check?
- Kate Linville Holroyd: Of course.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Smothers - Spike
Tuesday Weld - Kate

“- David Jacobs: Everyday you're losing thousands of dollars just to beat us out of one lousy tenth of a cent. Why?
- Jack Kelly: You see, it ain't about the money, Dave. It Joe gives in to nobodies like us, it means we got the power. And he can't do that, no matter what it costs.”
David Moscow - David Jacobs
Christian Bale - Jack Kelly

“The only two things a pirate'll run for is money and public office.”
Mel Blanc - Yosemite Sam

“- Jack Rhodes: I've got a job. Diamonds. A million dollars.
- Ferguson: What'a my share?
- Jack Rhodes: That is your share.
- Ferguson: I'm misbehavin'...”

Burt Reynolds - Jack Rhodes
Al Matthews - Ferguson

“You want a conviction, but you've got these stupid search and seizure laws. And wiretaps. Case one never got made without an illegal wiretap. And you're never gonna get a conviction if a cop don't commit perjury. What is it that you want? You want the big dealer out of business? The only way I know to push him out of business is to steal his...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tony Page - Detective Raf Alvarez

“- Stella: From what I've seen, Paden doesn't seem to care about money.
- Cobb: Ha! Paden doesn't seem to care about anything, except he does. You just can never tell what it's going to be.”
Linda Hunt - Stella
Brian Dennehy - Cobb

“- Amanda Kirby: Dr. Grant, you have no idea how important it is to us that you come along. It would make all the difference.
- Dr. Grant: Mrs. Kirby, I...I...
- Paul Kirby: And of course, we'd love to make a contribution to your research here. So... I could write all kinds of numbers on this check, Dr. Grant. Tell me, what's it gonna take?”
Téa Leoni - Amanda Kirby
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant
William H. Macy - Paul Kirby

“Promise me you will not spend this on food.”

Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“Money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money. That might be a wisecrack, but I doubt it.”
Groucho Marx - Hammer

“It was summer 1948, and I needed money. After goin' door-to-door all day long, I was back again at Joppy's bar trying to figure out where I was gonna go looking for work the next day.”
Denzel Washington - Easy Rawlins

“Money isn't everything - gold is. Fuck T-bills! Fuck blue chip stocks! Fuck junk bonds! We've got the real deal! Money will always be paper, but gold will always be gold!”
Richard R. Grant - Darwin Mayflower

“- Peter Parker: A hundred bucks? The ad said three thousand.
- Wrestling Promoter: Well, check it again, web head. The ad said three grand, for three minutes, and you pinned him in two. For that I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that.
- Peter Parker: I need that money.
- Wrestling Promoter: I missed the part where that's my problem.”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
Larry Joshua - Wrestling Promoter

“I have no intention of taking a job. My work is going far too well - I can't afford to waste time earning money.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arthur Rimbaud

“- Uncle Fester Addams: What are you saying?
- Debbie Jellinsky: I'm saying I want you dead and I want your money.
- Uncle Fester Addams: But... but... don't you love me?
- Debbie Jellinsky: Ah ha ha ha!
- Uncle Fester Addams: Is that a no?”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester
Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky

“- Dr. Josiah Boone: Jerry, I'll admit as one man to another that, economically, I haven't been of much value to you. But do you suppose you could put one on credit?
- Jerry (bartender): If talk was money, Doc, you'd be the best customer I got.”
Thomas Mitchell - Dr. Josiah Boone
Jack Pennick - Jerry (bartender)

“Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Farmer Ted