Money quotes

“If this guy's a dope dealer, then... like we're talking about, then that means we're like Robin Hood.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

- Susie Waggoner: ...And you save your money... and buy a nice little house, with a white picket fence, and live happily ever after.
- Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Tell you what. Let's go straight to the "happily ever after" part, ok?
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Susie Waggoner
Alec Baldwin - Frederick J. Frenger Jr.

“- Brian: Now maybe we can settle down and start a body shop together.
- Roman: How we gonna do that?
- Brian: Your pockets ain't empty cuz.
- Roman: And we ain't hungry no more either, brah.”

Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner
Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“- Louie Kritski: Here, run this up to the house, and here's a fin.
- Tito: Thank you.
- Louie Kritski: Thank you? That's it? That's five dollars I gave you.
- Tito: Thank you, master, thank you master.
- Louie Kritski: Fuck you, kid.
- Tito: Fuck you too.”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Kenn Michael - Tito

“Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

Max von Sydow - Frederick

“- Halina: We could hide the money. Look here. We can hide the money under the flower pots.
- Father: No, no, no, no, I'll tell you what we do. We use tried and tested methods. You know what we did in the last war? We made a hole in the table leg and hid the money in there.
- Henryk: And suppose they take the table away?”
Jessica Kate Meyer - Halina
Frank Finlay - Father
Ed Stoppard - Henryk

“Let's say one group of people, like the American people, pay you $400,000 a year to be president of the United States. But then another group of people invest in you, your friends, and their related businesses, $ 1.4 billion over a number of years. Who are you gonna like? Who's your daddy?”
Michael Francis Moore - Narrator

“- Ronald Miller: Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!
- Chuckie Miller: Chillin!
- David Miller: Shut up, Chuck!
- Chuckie Miller: I was talking to Ma!
- Rons Mom: Shut up, Chuck!”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller
Dennis Dugan - David Miller
Cloyce Morrow - Judy Miller

“- Missy Pantone: Hand over your fifteen bucks or get out of here.
- Cliff Pantone: What are you doing?
- Missy Pantone: Making money from guys oogling my goodies.
- Cliff Pantone: Aww, I didn't need to hear that. That was an over-share.”

Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone
Jesse Bradford - Cliff Pantone

“The longest distance between two points is a kidnapper and his money.”
Ryan Phillippe - Mr. Parker

“- William Tucker: Once the money gets back to Agua Dulce I reckon you're going to be pretty big heroes in these parts.
- Cody Zamora: We ain't heroes.”
Neil Summers - William Tucker
Madeleine Stowe - Cody Zamora

“All we need now is a couple of bucks.”
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin

“If the cash is there, then we do not care. What kinda philosophy is that?”
Kevin J. O'Connor - Joey Pantucci

“- Neil Shaw: You can never spend too much on good intelligence.
- Robert Bly: Or a good hooker.”
Wesley Snipes - Neil Shaw
Michael Biehn - Robert Bly

“Didn't you take economics? You could have had me for $49.95.”
Corissa Miller - Transfer Girl

“- King Louis XI: Doctor, Lend me half a livre.
- Doctor: Half a livre?
- King Louis XI: Afraid I won't repay you?”
Harry Davenport - King Louis XI
Etienne Girardot - Doctor

“- President Thomas J. Whitmore: I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
- Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?”
Bill Pullman - President Thomas J. Whitmore
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“- Carter: Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man.
- Lee: Follow the rich white man?
- Carter: Behind every big crime there's a rich white man waiting for his cut.”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Perch Perkins: First of all, congratulations Mr Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Hello, I like money.
- Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next to the original?
- Mr. Krabs: Money!”
Dee Bradley Baker - Perch Perkins
Clancy Brown - Mr. Krabs

“How about that account? We have... checking, savings and checking, CDs, savings and CDs, checking and CDs, savings, checking, and CDs, T-bills, or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there.”

Jim Carrey - Stanley Ipkiss

“- Capt. Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
- Lt. Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.
- Capt. Harris: It was your government that brought us here!
- Lt. Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either!”
G.W. Bailey - Capt. Harris
Gregg Berger - Lt. Talinsky

“You wanna know what my vision is? Dollar signs, money! I didn't build this ship to usher in a new era for humanity. You think I wanna see the stars? I don't even like to fly! I take trains! I built this ship so I could retire to some tropical island... filled with... naked women. That's Zefram Cochran. That's his vision.”
James Cromwell - Zefram Cochran

“- Dimitri: I don't want your money.
- Dowager Empress Marie: What do you want then?
- Dimitri: Unfortunately, nothing you can give.”
John Cusack - Dimitri
Dame Angela Lansbury - The Dowager Empress Marie

Yes, I am "nouveau riche”, but then, it's the "riche" that counts, now isn't it?
Kevin Spacey - Jim Williams

“- Prostitute: I'll give you a discount.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.”
Alison King - Prostitute
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon