Money quotes

“- Frances Stevens: Money handles most people.
- John Robie: Do you honestly believe that?
- Frances Stevens: I've proved it.”
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens
Cary Grant - John Robie

“The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money.”
Peter Sarsgaard - Mark

“You're all I got! You're the only one. You know that. But what chance do we have to escape? Money! Some people have all the luck!”

Margot Grahame - Katie Madden

“- Perez: What about the money, patron?
- Franz Sanchez: Launder it.”

Alejandro Bracho - Perez
Robert Davi - Franz Sanchez

“- Terry: Do you not even want me to come visit now?
- Sammy: Of course I want you to visit, you idiot! I've been looking forward to seeing you from the moment I got your letter, I told everyone in town that you were coming home, I cleaned the whole fucking house just so it would look nice for you! I had no idea you were just broke again! I wish...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Ruffalo - Terry
Laura Linney - Sammy

“- Nancy: I fucking hate them! I fucking hate them! Ass! Ow! Fucking motherfuckers! They wouldn't send us any money! They said we'd spend it on drugs!
- Sid: We would!”

Chloe Webb - Nancy Spungen
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious

“By my calculations, with your current salary and your future earning potential, you'd never be able to save enough money to put one kid through college, much less two. What if the kid needs braces? What if he has a learning disability and needs private tutoring? What if he does something stupid, gets arrested, and you need to hire an attorney?...” (continue)(continue reading)

Selma Blair - Shawn Holloway

“- Security #2: Don't hurt us, lady. Our take-home's less than three-hundred.
- Catwoman: You're overpaid. Hit the road.”
Biff Yeager - Security #2
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“- Eric Masters: First you rip me off, then you set up Carl, now you want to fuck my lady?
- Max Waxman: Oh, man. She came on to me, man. I swear it.
- Eric Masters: Oh, what a tragedy. I want my 600K.
- Max Waxman: I didn't have anything to do with getting Cody set up...
- Eric Masters: Do you know that your house is under surveillance? Do you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Willem Dafoe - Eric Masters
Christopher Allport - Max Waxman

“- Daffy Duck: You think she's got enough toys?
- Bugs Bunny: Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shoits and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?
- Daffy Duck: Yeah.
- Bugs Bunny: You ever see any money from all that stuff?
- Daffy Duck: Hah, not a cent!
- Bugs Bunny: Hmm... me neither.
- Daffy Duck: It's a crying shame. We gotta get new...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck
Billy West - Bugs Bunny

“- Patti: How the hell do you lose twenty five million dollars?
- Uncle Joe: It's easier than you think.”
Colleen Camp - Patti
Kirk Douglas - Uncle Joe

“- Nelson Fox: Zagon's a rancher. 4000 acres in Costa Rica. Beautiful place.
- Nico Toscani: Beautiful place, huh? And tell me, was that bought with opium money from the triangle?
- Nelson Fox: And a ton of coke a week from other places.
- Nico Toscani: Which he funnels here through Salvano, The Company getting it's cut, of course.”

Chelcie Ross - Nelson Fox
Steven Seagal - Nico Toscani

“We took eleven million in drug profits out of the van. The money doesn't know where it comes from, but I do. If I keep it, I'm a criminal. If I give it to the government, I'm a fool. If I try and do some good with it, maybe it just makes things worse. Either way, I'll probably just wind up getting myself in more trouble. It's an impossible...” (continue)(continue reading)
Laurence Fishburne - John Hull

“- Rizzo the Rat: I sold my collection of rare cheese to buy you this crystal petri dish for your mold collection.
- The Great Gonzo: I sold my mold collection to buy you this diamond-tipped cheese slicer.
- Rizzo the Rat: Did you save the receipt?”
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo

“Put $50,000 in the right hands and you can test battery acid as skin lotion.”

Anneke Kim Sarnau - Birgit

“I'll bet you can buy a great townhouse down here for around five or six dollars.”
Danny DeVito - Ralph

“- Anthony: What did you bring a thousand pounds to school for? Can't you see that's suspicious?
- Damian: It's not suspicious, it's unusual.”
Lewis McGibbon - Anthony
Alex Etel - Damian

“You're a stupid man, Mr. Burke. You only see me standing between you and your money. You're forgetting about the thousand men standing behind me. That's a mistake.”
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“- Doug Remer: Your bed is over here.
[indicates a dog bed]
- Squeak Scolari: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
- Joe Cooper: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.”
Matt Stone - Doug Remer
Dian Bachar - Squeak Scolari
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper

“Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican.”
Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously

“- Karen McCoy: Are you in pain?
- J.T. Barker: Ahhhh! Pain? Pain! You wanna talk about pain? Walking away from $18 million dollars, now that's pain!”

Kim Basinger - Karen McCoy
Val Kilmer - J.T. Barker

“- Joe Roberts: You got a place to stay? You got money?
- Frank Roberts: I've already took forty dollars from your wallet.”
David Morse - Joe Roberts
Viggo Mortensen - Frank Roberts

“It's like if I agree to sell you this cup of cappuccino, which I don't yet own, at 45 cents a month from now, if I can buy the cappuccino at say, 43 cents, I make a profit. If the price goes the other way, I have to pay more and I lose. It's timing, it's buying and selling at the right moment. Sometimes expresso might be the best deal, or salt...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- Margaret Ford: You took my money.
- Mike: How naughty of me.”
Lindsay Crouse - Margaret Ford
Joe Mantegna - Mike

“I'm gonna go out in this world and get everything I can get. I mean, I'm gonna be rich, super rich. I mean, I'm gonna be spending money like a chimp in a beat-off contest.”
David Cross - Ronnie Dobbs