Money quotes

“- Hugh Palmer: You used to be a good man, Forrest. Now, you're nothing but a whore!
- Forrest Taft: For 350,000 dollars I'd fuck anything once.”
Richard Hamilton - Hugh Palmer
Steven Seagal - Forrest Taft

“By the way, I didn't say 'million,' I said 'billion.' A billion dollars; that's a lot of million.”
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor

“We don't let them lil' girl scouts sell them cookies unless we get a cut of that shit you bitch ass nigga!”
Dartanyan Edmonds - LaDomal

“Corky losing crazy dollars, man, he needs the shit today. He sent for me to say he ain't gonna forget his friends that helped him when he was in trouble, and he ain't gonna forget who didn't.”
Sean Nelson - Fresh

“The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Cooper Harris: What the hell is that?
- Jamie: It's a traveler's money belt. Frommer's says as long as you have one of these, no one can rob you of anything.
- Scott Thomas: Except your dignity.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Michelle Trachtenberg - Jenny
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“- Dorian: Okay, Twinkle Toes. I want to know where my money is, and I want to know right now.
- The Mask: Okay... You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds. Carry the 9, divide by the Gross National Product... fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible.”
Peter Greene - Dorian
Jim Carrey - Stanley Ipkiss

“- Eli Cross: How tall is King Kong?
- Cameron: Three foot six, and that's what you're gonna be if you don't pay my thousand dollars!”
Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross
Steve Railsback - Cameron

“- Celine Naville: How much are you asking for?
- Robert Lewis: Half a million.
- Celine Naville: Half a million dollars is not a lot of money for a woman like me!
- Robert Lewis: I didn't mean it as a reflection of you as an individual!”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis

“Come on with the bullshit, man. You think another motherfucker know what you need to do? Ain't no purpose, dawg. It's money. We born to fucking die, man. In the meantime, get money. Fuck a book, man.”
DMX - Tommy 'Buns' Bundy

“- Ruth Lanier: How much do I get for the information I gave you on Waxman?
- Richard Chance: No arrest, no money.
- Ruth Lanier: It's my fault he's dead? It took me six months to get next to him. I got expenses, you know.
- Richard Chance: Guess what? Uncle Sam don't give a shit about your expenses. You want bread, fuck a baker.”
Darlanne Fluegel - Ruth Lanier
William Petersen - Richard Chance

“- Airport Lot Attendant: There's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.
- Carl Showalter: I guess you think you're... you know, like an authority figure, with that stupid fuckin' uniform. King clip-on-tie there, big fuckin' man. You know these are the limits of your life, man! The rule of your little fuckin' gate...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Schmitz - Airport Lot Attendant
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“Let me tell you what you're dealing with here. I run a franchise. The company hired me to dig as much ore out of this hellhole as possible. My hookers are clean, some of them are good looking. My booze isn't watered. The workers are happy. When the workers are happy, they dig more ore. They get paid more bonus money. When they dig more ore, the...” (continue)(continue reading)

Peter Boyle - Sheppard

“It's a shame to see kids beating each other's brains out, especially when there's no financial advantage.”
Dolph Sweet - Chubby Galasso

“- White Goodman: My gym is worth more than four million dollars, your gym isn't even worth four. My gym has stockholders, your gym doesn't even have cup holders.
- Peter La Fleur: Why would I want cup holders?”
Ben Stiller - White Goodman
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“- Jay: He had an uncle in Poland who died. We can say he left the money to Pop in his will.
- Arty: Jay, do you think the Germans would let some Jew in Poland send $9,000 to some Jew in Alabama?”

Brad Stoll - Jay
Mike Damus - Arty

“- Jackie Willow: Sarge! I need another favor.
- Sgt. Clell Hazard: Great. Let's see... you got my money, you got my car. I guess now you need my dick to seal the deal!”
D.B. Sweeney - Jackie Willow
James Caan - Sgt. Clell Hazard

“Put your money where your mouth is, Chooch.”
Mike Bacarella - Pinkie

“- Paul Varjak: Sally Tomato?
- Holly Golightly: Oh, don’t look so shocked. They couldn’t prove he was even part of the mafia, much less head of it. My dear, the only thing that they did was prove that he cheated at his income tax. Anyway, all I know is that he’s a darling old man. He was never my lover or anything like that. In fact, I never...” (continue)(continue reading)
George Peppard - Paul Varjak
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“I get by because of the people who make a special effort to shop here, mostly young men, who spend all their time looking for deleted Smith singles and original, not rereleased underlined Frank Zappa's albums. Fetish properties are not unlike porn. I'd feel guilty taking their money, if I wasn't... well... kinda one of them.”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“Those days whenever I had half a dollar that didn't belong to the butcher, the landlady or the street car company, I'd go to a concert”

Deanna Durbin - Abigail Martin

“Hank, you know, I've never, I've never even kissed a girl before. And you know what? If being rich will change that, I'm all for it. I don't care. I just wanna feel it, you know? I just wanna know what people do, you know? I don't care if it's 'cause of the money.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.”
Robert Wuhl - Alexander Knox

“- Bob Henry: What do you need the money for? Christ, I coulda got you the money. What the fuck d'you need money for? You're thirteen fucking years old.
- Joe Henry: Fourteen.
- Bob Henry: Well, you're not gonna see fifteen at this rate.”
Val Kilmer - Bob Henry
Noah Fleiss - Joe Henry

“- Lady in the Bank: There's something wrong, the bank won't give someone their money.
- Depositor: Well, I'm going to get mine. Come along, young man, every penny! ”

Queenie Leonard - Lady in the Bank
Doris Lloyd - Depositor