Money quotes

“- Oda Mae Brown: I know you don't think I'm giving this 4 million dollars to a bunch of nuns!
- Sam Wheat: Think of it this way, you'll go to Heaven.
- Oda Mae Brown: I don't want to go to Heaven, I want to go to the bank and cash a goddamn check!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown
Patrick Swayze - Sam Wheat

“- Number Two: Why not use your knowledge of the future to play the stock markets? We could make trillions.
- Dr. Evil: Why make a trillion when we could make... billions?
- Scott: A trillion's more than a billion, numbnuts.”
Robert Wagner - Number Two
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat 'The Legend of Zelda' before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.”
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“Why are women so uptight? They've got half the money and all the pussy.”
Gary Busey - Dell

“- Beaudray Demerille: The bet's fifty dollars, pal.
- Slade - Card Hustler: You gotta honor my marker.
- Beaudray Demerille: I wouldn't honor your mama.”
Peter Fonda - Beaudray Demerille
Larry Golden - Slade - Card Hustler

“- Danny Ocean: They tell me I paid my debt to society.
- Tess Ocean: [sarcastically] Funny, I never got a check.”

George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean

“- Ruth Merrill: I'm seeing Dorothy tonight. Paulie's gonna stay at his friends. I thought I'd take her to one of those places out by Malibu.
- David Merrill: Malibu, can you afford that?
- Ruth Merrill: Can you believe you said that?
- David Merrill: No, I'd never say anything like that.”
Annette Bening - Ruth Merrill
Robert De Niro - David Merrill

“- Antoine Laconte: Medieval weapons. I'm a collector. They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody.
- Deuce Bigalow: I collect Canadian quarters. I've got about six of 'em.”
Oded Fehr - Antoine Laconte
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“- Jenny Whiteman: Daddy, you work very hard for your money. You don't have to justify anything.
- Dave Whiteman: I know, it's just that, you know... maybe I'm feeling a little guilty.
- Jenny Whiteman: Guilt sucks.”

Tracy Nelson - Jenny Whiteman
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Dave Whiteman

“- June: You could get a mortgage like other people!
- Buster: Do what?
- June: Borrow it from a bank.
- Buster: Well, I do borrow from banks, that is my job.
- June: I mean with their permission.”

Julie Walters - June
Phil Collins - Buster

“When money talk, few are deaf.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Don Hewitt: Are you suggesting that she and Eric are influenced by money?
- Lowell Bergman: No, no, of course they're not influenced by money! They work for free. And you are a volunteer executive producer!”
Philip Baker Hall - Don Hewitt
Al Pacino - Lowell Bergman

“We don't even have money in our budget for coffee filters. We're using a yarmulke!”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Cynthia

“Despite rumours of secret bank accounts and hidden millions, I did not profit personally from my unlawful trading. To be absolutely honest, sometimes I wish I had.”
Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson

“- John Bubber: So you don't want the credit?
- Bernie LaPlante: I don't take credit; I'm a cash kind of guy.”
Andy Garcia - John Bubber
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie LaPlante

“- Conrad Brean: You're playing with your life here.
- Stanley Motss: Fuck my life! I want the credit.”

Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean
Dustin Hoffman - Stanley Motss

“- Homeless Man: You got a dollar?
- Buffy Gilmore: Get away from me, you bum.
- Cindy Campbell: Buffy, can't you see he's hungry? Here you go, sir, a nice sandwich.
- Homeless Man: I said a dollar, bitch.”
Lloyd Berry - Homeless Man
Shannon Elizabeth - Buffy Gilmore
Anna Faris - Cindy Campbell

“I been savin' this money for a divorce, if ever I got a husband.”
Lillian Randolph - Annie

“- Samuel Gerard: Why did Richard Kimble kill his wife?
- Detective Kelly: He did it for the money.
- Samuel Gerard: What do you mean, he did it for the money? He's a doctor. He's already rich.
- Detective Kelly: But she was more rich.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Samuel Gerard
Ron Dean - Detective Kelly

“- Suzy DeSoto: I wanna know what you think!
- Suzy's Trick: I don't have no opinion.
- Suzy DeSoto: Well, make one up!
- Suzy's Trick: What the hell for?
- Suzy DeSoto: Because I paid $12.99 for this goddamn dress, that's what for! 13 bucks to look nice for guys like you... now I ain't takin' it off 'til you tell me how you like it!”
Debra Winger - Suzy DeSoto
William Bronder - Suzy's Trick

“- Sam Sleaze: That eight-foot bird is still on the lam. You know, Sid, people would pay money to see that bird.
- Sid Sleaze: Nah, I wouldn't pay to see no bird.
- Sam Sleaze: No, no, no. People would pay us to see that bird! Us, us, us!”

Dave Thomas - Sam Sleaze
Joe Flaherty - Sid Sleaze

“- Monroe Cole: Seven million!
- Grace Sutherland: It's a negotiation.
- Grace Sutherland: You've handled dictators. You've handled terrorists.
- Monroe Cole: Terrorists were easier, I swear to God!”

Gene Hackman - Monroe Cole
Marcia Gay Harden - Grace Sutherland

“- Nora Charles: I think it's a dirty trick to bring me all the way to New York just to make a widow of me.
- Nick Charles: You wouldn't be a widow long.
- Nora Charles: You bet I wouldn't!
- Nick Charles: Not with all your money...”
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles
William Powell - Nick Charles

“- Bobo Justus: You want to talk to me straight up?
- Lilly Dillon: My son.
- Bobo Justus: Your what?
- Lilly Dillon: My son was in the hospital.
- Bobo Justus: What the fuck are you doing with a son?”

Pat Hingle - Bobo Justus
Anjelica Huston - Lilly Dillon

“I got money, which gives me the power to shake up the system.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt