Money quotes

- Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
- Landfill: What's a ZJ?
- Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
- Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I've got $4.
Jay Chandrasekhar - Barry Badrinath
Kevin Heffernan - Landfill
Steve Lemme - Steve "Fink" Finklestein

All I itch for is money. I'm so greedy that for fifty pounds a day plus expenses on the day I work, I risk my future, the hatred of the cops, of Eddie Mars and his pals, I dodge bullets and put up with slaps and say: "Thank you very much. If you have any further trouble please call me: I'll just put my card here on the table".
Robert Mitchum - Philip Marlowe

“- Ned Alleyn: Who are you?
- Hugh Fennyman: I'm, uh... I'm the money.
- Ned Alleyn: Then you may remain so long as you remain silent.”
Ben Affleck - Ned Alleyn
Tom Wilkinson - Hugh Fennyman

“Money talks and bullshit runs a marathon.”
Wesley Snipes - Nino Brown

“- Joey Coyle: Think about it Kenny. Did we hurt anyone?
- Kenny Kozlowski: No.
- Joey Coyle: Did we steal it from anyone?
- Kenny Kozlowski: No.
- Joey Coyle: Are we giving it back? Hell no!”

John Cusack - Joey Coyle
Michael Rapaport - Kenny Kozlowski

“- Alice the Teller: Mary, what do I do when I'm being robbed?
- Eugene: You give us the money, that's what you do, beard face!”
Nancy Parsons - Alice the Teller
George Dzundza - Eugene

“- Investigator #1: You've got a gambling problem, right?
- Dan Mahowny: No... No, sir.
- Investigator #1: Come on. You didn't get a buzz out of it?
- Dan Mahowny: I have a... financial problem. A shortfall.”
Alex Poch-Goldin - Investigator #1
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Dan Mahowny

“Your friend Nicky stole a lot of money from us. Killed a few officers in the process. Deaths we can overlook. But we want our money back.”
Paulina Porizkova - Kasarov

“- Stiggs: What do you, like, do?
- Pat Coletti: Basically, I drink. And I make a lot of money.
- Stiggs: I mean, what kind of work do you do, that you can do, really wasted?
- Pat Coletti: Hog couture, boys.
- Stiggs: Hog couture? How's that?
- Pat Coletti: I manufacture clothes for fat women.”
Neill Barry - Stiggs
Martin Mull - Pat Coletti

“I thought all this money would make me feel different.”

“- Lachaise: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with the money, Mr. Bond.
- James Bond: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.”
Patrick Malahide - Lachaise
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“Haven't you ever heard of making your own luck?”

Hilary Duff - Teresa "Terri" Fletcher

“- Dre: That money's got blood on it, man.
- Fallon: You ever seen any that didn't?”

Relioues Webb - Dre
Denis Colin Leary - Fallon

- Robert F. Kennedy: We gave up so much to get here... I don't know; sometimes I think, "what the hell did we do it for?".
- Kenny O'Donnell: Well, I don't know about you, but... I'm in it for the money.
Steven Culp - Robert F. Kennedy
Kevin Costner - Kenny O'Donnell

“- Navin: I've already given away eight pencils, two hoola dolls, and an ashtray, and I've only taken in fifteen dollars.
- Frosty: Navin, you have taken in fifteen dollars and given away fifty cents worth of crap, which gives us a net profit of fourteen dollars and fifty cents.”
Steve Martin - Navin
Dick O'Neill - Frosty

“I smell money.”
Jeff Daniels - Lewis

“Your money. Your lifestyles.”
Ben Chavis - Rev. Saviour

“Ted, pay attention here. I'm going to make two piles on the bar. One pile which is yours. And another pile which could be yours. And what you have to realize is we're gonna do this thing one way... or the other. Whether it's you who holds the axe or a Mexican maid or some bum we yank off the street.”

Quentin Tarantino - Chester (segment "The Man from Hollywood")

“Money ain't changed me, I'm still lovable!”
Red Skelton - Louis Blore

“- Wellesley: What do you do when you're short of cash, Sharpe?
- Richard Sharpe: Do without, sir.”
David Troughton - Wellesley
Sean Bean - Sharpe

“- Roxana: If you find a 20 dollar bill on the floor of someone else's apartment is it the same as if you find it in the street?
- Amanda: No.
- Roxana: Then I haven't found anything.”
Ivana Miličević - Roxana
Monica Potter - Amanda

“- Rose Smith: Money. I hate, loathe, despise and abominate money.
- Mr. Alonzo Smith: You also spend it.”
Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith
Leon Ames - Mr. Alonzo Smith

“You sell roaches? Damn, I'm in the wrong business! I could make money and never leave my apartment.”

Keenen Ivory Wayans - Det. Jim Campbell

“- Sunny von Bülow: Well, just because she had all the money before I had all the money does not mean she is my lord and master.
- Claus von Bülow: Of course not. I am your lord and master. Just kidding.”
Glenn Close - Sunny von Bülow
Jeremy Irons - Claus von Bülow

“No man only needs a little salary.”
Charles Durning - Charley