Money quotes

“- Madame Swempski: I don't like this innuendo.
- Groucho: That's what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.”
Cecil Cunningham - Madame Swempski
Groucho Marx - Groucho

“- Carlos: How did you get the money?
- Michael Delany: I guess you could say I sold my soul.
- Carlos: I see a lot of that.”
Bill Maher - Carlos
Jerry O'Connell - Michael Delany

“- Paul Rusesabagina: It is worth more to me than 10,000 francs.
- Dube: What do you mean, sir?
- Paul Rusesabagina: If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what does that matter to him? He is rich. But, if I give him a Cohiba cigar straight from Havana, Cuba. Hey, that is style, Dube.”

Don Cheadle - Paul Rusesabagina
Desmond Dube - Dube

“- Mr. Lucky: I tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna pass my lucky streak on to you.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: A two dollar bill?
- Mr. Lucky: Hey, that's what I started with.”
Dick Miller - Mr. Lucky
Mark Hamill - Kenneth W. Dantley Jr.

“No, your grace, I did not know they were topless dancers. Well, they certainly helped raise a lot of money for the church.”
Flip Brown - Father Lawrence

“I killed him. I killed him for money - and a woman - and I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman.”

Fred MacMurray - Walter Neff

“When you get your money, I think you need to get an anger management class.”
Jamie Foxx - Alvin

“- George Fields: I know this is going to disgust you, Michael, but a lot of people are in this business to make money.
- Michael Dorsey: You make it out like I'm some flake, George. I am in this business to make money, too.”

Sydney Pollack - George Fields
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“Political assassination wasn't in the contract. So, there were two ways to go: refuse the job and walk away now. Or, do the job and walk away rich.”
Nicolas Cage - Joe

“Stick with me and you'll be wearing diamonds.”
Robert Armstrong - Carl Denham

“I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.”
Dan Aykroyd - Highway Patrolman

“- Max Landsberger: Were losing money hand over fist.
- Jack Issel: That's not true.
- Max Landsberger: No, but it's our side of the story. Lesson No.55: there are no truths, only stories.”
Richard Masur - Max Landsberger
Judge Reinhold - Jack Issel

“- Louis Booker: Sal won't kill you. He's married to your mother.
- Charlie Carbone: If Sal Maggio thinks I stole his money, he'll kill me in front of my mother and then make her clean it up.”
Anthony Anderson - Louis Booker
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!”

Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog

“We must never forget that we are human, and as humans we dream, and when we dream we dream of money.”
Ricky Jay - George Lang

“- Rocco: Want to start making some real money, Charlie?
- Carlito Brigante: Like, who don't?”
Michael Kelly - Rocco
Jay Hernandez - Carlito Brigante

“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”
Al Pacino - Tony Montana

“- Eleanor Zissou: Oh, Shit. What do you want?
- Steve Zissou: Do you mind if I butter you up a little before I answer that question?
- Eleanor Zissou: Yes, I do. Tell me now.
- Steve Zissou: I need some money to get the boat out of hock and rescue my bond company stooge who got kidnapped. Could we ask your parents to loan it to me?
- Eleanor...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anjelica Huston - Eleanor Zissou
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.”

Vinnie Jones - Big Chris

“- Walt: I just sold my company to Microsoft!
- Hal: Yeah, you cleaned up?
- Walt: Let's just say if I had an ass, I'd wipe it with twenties.”
Rene Kirby - Walt
Jack Black - Hal

“There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.”

Jason Flemyng - Tom

“- Mr. Patterson: Darlene, you just got promoted.
- Darlene Patterson: You mean you're gonna start paying me?
- Mr. Patterson: I didn't say that.”
Holmes Osborne - Mr. Patterson
Dawn Maxey - Darlene Patterson

“- Blood Bank executive: Is the CDC seriously suggesting that the blood industry spends $100 millions a year to use the test for the wrong disease because we have a handful of transfusion fatalities and eight dead hemophiliacs?
- Dr. Don Francis: How many dead hemophiliacs do you need? How many people have to die to make it cost effecient for you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Walter Addison - Blood Bank executive
Matthew Modine - Dr. Don Francis

“- Wendell: You know, there might not have been no money.
- Ed Tom Bell: That's possible.
- Wendell: But you don't believe it.
- Ed Tom Bell: No. Probably I don't.
- Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
- Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.”
Garret Dillahunt - Wendell
Tommy Lee Jones - Ed Tom Bell

“- Hunter: Do you realize the bath you just took cost over two thousand dollars? That's American dollars!
- Thibault: Is that a lot?
- Hunter: Yes, yes it is.
- Thibault: Then I will repay you with one of my swans.”
Matt Ross - Hunter
Jean Reno - Thibault