Money quotes

“- Dale Putley: Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
- Lee: No, all we need is money, mate.”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Jared Harris - Lee

“- Layne: We're all broke, and I'm the only one with a car.
- Tony: We could just take all our parents' money, take off, discover America, and make like we're Easy Rider plus five.”
Crispin Glover - Layne
Josh Richman - Tony

“- Charlie Oakley: I got in the habit of carrying a lot of cash with me when I was traveling.
- Mr. Green: Dangerous habit, Mr. Oakley.
- Charlie Oakley: Never lost a penny in my life, Mr. Green. I guess Heaven takes care of fools and scoundrels.”
Joseph Cotten - Charlie Oakley
Edwin Stanley - Mr. Green

Every time I turn the corner it's "When's your old man gonna pay me?" and "Tell your old man I better get my money". Brazer, Jerry, and everyone else. You owe 'em, so pay 'em. Get 'em off my back.

Noah Fleiss - Joe Henry

“Look, money's money. I need it just like everybody else. But money's not gonna turn me into some sycophantic, arse licking wacko.”
Michael J. Fox - Daniel

“Buy now, save later. Having money and not flashing it is strictly for Gentiles.”
Peter Appel - Abie 'The Bug' Pinkwise

“- The landlady: You should lock that money up sir, it's tempting providence.
- The Lodger: Providence is concerned with sterner things than money, Mrs. Bunting.”
Marie Ault - The landlady
Ivor Novello - The Lodger

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Why are divorces so expensive?
- Luke Duke: Why?
- Uncle Jesse Duke: 'Cause they're worth it!”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“I'm a millionaire! That's the difference. I lose 80 I get another 80. For me it doesn't matter.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“I'm going to give you some advice, mister. If you wanna get rich, stay away from women. I know from experience.”

Frankie Thomas - Ted Nickerson

“I believe that sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment.”
Larry the Cable Guy - Himself

“- Lucy Chadman: You didn't marry Hastings for his money!
- Kim Lacey: Of course I did! What else do you get married for? Love? Love lasts six, eight months tops. Money is forever.”
Shelley Lee Long - Lucy Chadman
Sela Ward - Kim Lacey

“The only way you get anything is to buy it, isn't it? You're in a jam and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? Ever hear of the word humility?”

Clark Gable - Peter

“Now all I want is twenty dollars on pump number fifteen and a sour fruity twist, is that too much to ask?”

Tim Robbins - Nick Beam

“The only thing I like more than money is... revenge.”
Angelina Jolie - Lola

“I need $2,000 an engine or a miracle.”
Cassidy Rae - Jessie

“- Jules Winnfiled: I'm not giving you that money. I'm buying something from you. Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
- Pumpkin: What?
- Jules Winnfiled: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Tim Roth - Pumpkin

“- Judge: And how is it possible for Mr. Tenenbaum to withdraw these funds without your written authorization?
- Eli Cash: Because I started the corporation when I was a minor. So, my father was the primary signatory on most of my accounts. He also stole bonds out of my safety deposit box when I was fourteen.”
Tom Lacy - Judge
Owen Wilson - Eli Cash

“- Louis Booker: The kangaroo got the money!
- Charlie Carbone: What are you talking about?
- Louis Booker: I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away!”
Anthony Anderson - Louis Booker
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“- William Parrish: Do you know about money?
- Joe Black: It can't buy happiness?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“- Nick Frescia: I want to get this straight... you're willing to shoot me over drug money?
- McKussic: Well, it is an awful lot of money...”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Mel Gibson - McKussic

“- Brytag: This is my land. All that pass through pay me tribute.
- Red Sonja: How much, Brytag?
- Brytag: Who mentioned money? Tribute, I said. The tender kind all women pay to Brytag.
- Red Sonja: Suppose I don't. Suppose, instead, I open up that great, fat belly of yours?”
Pat Roach - Brytag
Brigitte Nielsen - Red Sonja

“- Tom O'Meara: What's the money for? I was thinking guns. I was thinking IRA.
- Rory: I need that money, Tom!
- Tom O'Meara: Why? So other eight-year-olds can watch their fathers gunned down in front of them?”
Harrison Ford - Tom O'Meara
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“My brother washes out used condoms. You're not getting no money from him.”
Nick Scotti - Frankie

“- Elaine: I thought you said you couldn't swim!
- Louise: I can't!”

Jane Curtin - Elaine
Jessica Lange - Louise