Money quotes

- Jack Carter: So, what's your name?
- Jeremy Kinnear: Jeremy Kinnear. Maybe you've read about me in "Forbes".
- Jack Carter: No, I don't do that, Jeremy. So, what do you telling me, you're bucks up?
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter
Alan Cumming - Jeremy Kinnear

“- Bill Tyler: I heard you got in on the money end of this miserable business.
- Henry Frapp: Yep. Packed in supplies, watered down the whiskey, jacked up the prices... and went to tradin' for beaver.
- Bill Tyler: How'd ya do?
- Henry Frapp: I lost my ass!”
Charlton Heston - Bill Tyler
Brian Keith - Henry Frapp

“All the sudden you get a little extra money on the side, Uncle Sam's none the wiser for it.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus

“I thought it was from God... who else would have that kind of money?”

Alex Etel - Damian

“- Zeke: Now that shit is pitiful. I dunno how in the fuck a nigga like that gets some money anyway. This is the dumbest shit - look at this muthafucka. Look like a muthafuckin' ostrich. Look at that shit...
- Caroline Brown: If you hate it so much, why dontcha just turn it off?
- Zeke: Turn it off? Are you kiddin' baby? Took me three years to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Richard Pryor - Zeke
Chip Fields - Caroline Brown

“Money is not everything. I know because I have money and I have everything. But what are they worth without freedom?”
Madeline Kahn - Gussie Mausheimer

“Opium is my business. The bridge mean more traffic. More traffic mean more business. More business mean money. More money mean more power.”

Ernest Harada - Chung Mee

“Just last week I got a $1000 check from my oldest son. He asked me to sign it and send it back.”
Soupy Sales - Moses

“- Hilda Hensley: I got a check today. Why don't you go out and spend some money? It'll make you feel better.
- Patsy Cline: Says who?
- Hilda Hensley: Well, you're just too mean to live lately.”
Ann Wedgeworth - Hilda Hensley
Jessica Lange - Patsy Cline

“- Alex: Wow, what a house!
- Jack Butler: Yeah, probably mortgaged to the eyeballs.
- Caroline: Not this one, his great grandfather - Commander Richardson - built it.
- Jack Butler: Eh... hand me down.”
Fred Koehler - Alex
Michael Keaton - Jack
Teri Garr - Caroline

“- Sho'nuff: Keep your money. You just get that sucker to the designated place at the designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass... for dismemberment!
- Eddie Arkadian: Yeah! Hey! Well, whatever! Any way you want to do it. It'll certainly be my pleasure, Mr. Nuff.”

Julius Carry - Sho'nuff
Christopher Murney - Eddie Arkadian

“- Wanda Gershwitz: What about my tits?
- Otto: Does he get to handle them?
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes, he does. That's my forecast and I'll stand by it.
- Otto: Would this also involve... nuzzling?
- Wanda Gershwitz: Yes, I think three million dollars is worth a bit of nuzzling. Fifty percent chance of that.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
Kevin Kline - Otto

“- Esteban: Look, time is money and money is time little honey, and right now you are costing me a lot of both.
- Fresh: You gonna get mad.
- Esteban: Look, it would be very difficult to get me any madder than I am already.”
Giancarlo Esposito - Esteban
Sean Nelson - Fresh

“- Daughter: Mom, when are we gonna get a real Christmas tree?
- Grace Cooley: When they're free!”
Alfre Woodard - Grace Cooley

“- Mr. Slate: Gentlemen, please, I can't endorse this modernization if it means laying off all those workers. Some of them have been here since the beginning of time.
- Cliff Vandercave: What if I could quadruple your income?
- Mr. Slate: I'll miss them. You were saying?”
Dann Florek - Mr. Slate
Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave

“I'm no martyr. I did it for the money. But it's not worth much if you can't face yourself in the mirror. Respect is the ultimate currency. I was stealing from a man who traded his away for a few dollars.”

Clive Owen - Dalton Russell

“His wealth is quite useless to him, really. He doesn't do any good with it; he doesn't even make himself comfortable with it.”

Roger Rees - Fred Holywell

“- Bacon: We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.
- Tom: What?
[Bacon holds up an unconscious man]
- Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!”
Daniel Greenberg - Bacon
Jason Flemyng - Tom

“You'll play your cards right and you'll never have to worry about money again.”
Edward Arnold - D.B. Norton

“- Warren Schmidt: Randall, what happened about that investment opportunity? You never called me back.
- Duncan Hertzel: You mean that pyramid scheme?
- Larry Hertzel: Let's not talk about that now.
- Duncan Hertzel: All I know is I lost $800.”
Jack Nicholson - Warren Schmidt
Mark Venhuizen - Duncan Hertzel
Howard Hesseman - Larry Hertzel

“- Lady Tanaka: Do you know how much pain $10,000 can buy?
- The Punisher: Is this question true or false, or multiple choice?”
Kim Miyori - Lady Tanaka
Dolph Lundgren - Frank Castle, The Punisher

“- David Murphy: I guess there's limits to what money can buy.
- John Gage: Not many.
- Diana Murphy: Well, some things aren't for sale.
- John Gage: Such as?
- Diana Murphy: You can't buy people.”
Woody Harrelson - David Murphy
Robert Redford - John Gage
Demi Moore - Diana Murphy

“- Le Peron: You can always be bribed.
- Lucien Cordier: I've got no choice. First, I'm underpaid; second, my wife takes all my money; and third, fining you is practically a civic duty.”
Jean-Pierre Marielle - Le Peron
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“What does a capitalist do? Let me ask you that, Mike. Huh? Tell me. I mean, what does he make, besides money? I don't know what he makes. The workers do all the work, don't they? Well, what if they got organized?”
Warren Beatty - John Reed

“- Skip: Man, one thing I can't figure out. People be out of work everywhere and the government just be throwing money away!
- Kirby: That's Uncle Sam for you, son. Money to burn.”
Chris Tucker - Skip
Keith David - Kirby