Money quotes

“This is our money.”

Donald Moffat - The President

“- Jerry Lundegaard: I'm in a bit of trouble...
- Carl Showalter: What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry?
- Jerry Lundegaard: Well, that's, that's... I'm not gonna go into, into... see, I just need money.”
William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Jabez Stone: Money's a funny thing ain't it, Ma?
- Ma Stone: I figure it depends a mite on how you get it and how you spend it.”
James Craig - Jabez Stone
Jane Darwell - Ma Stone

“Just because you were honest and you didn't take money like every other cop, I left you? No, you don't take money for one reason. To buy being dishonest about everything else. And that's worse than taking money.”

Carla Gugino - Laurie Roberts:

“I'll forgive him when I go to college. That's when I'll forgive him. I can't go, can I? Because he took all the money out of my college fund, and bought Mexican black tar with it. And you're asking me to forgive this guy. No way.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler

“- Seth Winnick: We agreed to $100,000. We shook on it. We had sex on it.
- Chelsea Turner: Hate sex.”
French Stewart - Seth Winnick
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner

“The mother of all evil is speculation.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“- Max Sherman: In all my life, I never treated anyone like I treated you! You were poor; I made you rich. You were drowning; I gave you a yacht! And then you stolefrom me. After I treated you like a son. Twenty thousand dollars!
- Lenny Brown: You want another check? I'll write you another check right now.
- Max Sherman: A check is no damn good....” (continue)(continue reading)
Steven Hill - Max Sherman
James Woods - Lenny Brown

“- Picard: The economics of the future are somewhat different. You see, money doesn't exist in the 24th century.
- Lily: No money? You mean, you don't get paid?
- Picard: The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force of our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity. Actually, we're all like yourself and Dr. Cochrane.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard
Alfre Woodard - Lily

“- Noodles: Hey, Maxie. Max! How much money we got put away?
- Max: Why?
- Noodles: Because we're unemployed.
- Max: About a million bucks.
- Carol: Oh, yeah? Where'd you put it?
- Max: In my underwear.
- Carol: I'd have found it there...”
Robert De Niro - Noodles
James Woods - Max
Tuesday Weld - Carol

“- Thomas Jefferson Johnson: Terry, tell me something. With all this money coming in from both sides, how does anything ever get done?
- Terry Corrigan: It doesn't. That's the genius of the system.”

Eddie Murphy - Thomas Jefferson Johnson
Kevin McCarthy - Terry Corrigan

“Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.”
Rory Cochrane - Slater

“- Begleiter: With you mom's share of the inheritance, your dad's life insurance, there's more than enough for you and Rhett, for the rest of your lives. There's more than enough for the rest of your lives.
- Ruby Baker: Well, then obviously you don't know Rhett.”
Bruce Dern - Begleiter
Leelee Sobieski - Ruby Baker

“- Lionel Logue: Would I lie to a prince of the realm to win twelve pennies?
- King George VI: I have no idea what an Australian might do for that sort of money.”
Geoffrey Rush - Lionel Logue
Colin Firth - King George VI

“I made my money the old-fashioned way: pure dumb luck.”
Steve Guttenberg - Roger Callaway

“- Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money.
- Ben Stone: Can I just - have some?”
Paul Rudd - Pete
Seth Rogen - Ben Stone

“Cash is king, Marco, cash is king.”
Bruno Ganz - Delp

“Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket.”
Groucho Marx - Hammer

“Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs? They get slaughtered.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“- Brian Hope: It's like Robin Hood, you see? We stole from the rich to give to the poor.
- Sister Superior: Who are you going to give this money to?
- Brian Hope: Us. We're poor.”
Janet Suzman - Brian Hope

“I love money. I love money more than the things it can buy. There's only one thing I love more than money. You know what that is? Other people's money.”
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“- Sister Superior: You stole money because you want to get out of organized crime?
- Brian Hope: Oh, it was stolen already.”
Janet Suzman - Sister Superior
Eric Idle - Brian Hope

“- Marcus Burnett: Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
- Mike Lowrey: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest producted cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
- Marcus Burnett: You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny...” (continue)(continue reading)
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey

- Callie: Why would you want to leave all that fame, Mr. Presley? All that money?
- Elvis Presley: I don't know. 'Cause they got old. The woman I loved, Priscilla, she was gone. The rest of the women... were just women. I mean, the music wasn't even mine anymore. Hell, I wasn't even me anymore, just this thing they made up. And my "friends"...... (continue)(continue reading)
Heidi Marnhout - Callie
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.”
Mel Brooks - Yogurt