Money quotes

“- Lily: Oliver Warbucks... the millionaire?
- Miss Hannigan: No, the billionaire, you dumb hotel.”
Kristin Chenoweth - Lily St. Regis
Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan

“- Uncle Fester Addams: I'm her husband.
- Debbie Jellinsky: Fester!
- Uncle Fester Addams: Gimme a kiss.
- Debbie Jellinsky: Gimme a twenty.”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester
Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky

“- Arthur Kriticos: He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
- Kathy Kriticos: We have a family fortune?
- Arthur Kriticos: Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.”
Tony Shalhoub - Arthur Kriticos
Shannon Elizabeth - Kathy Kriticos

“I'm gonna teach you to hate spending money. I'm gonna make you so sick of spending money that the mere sight of it will make you wanna throw up!”
Hume Cronyn - Rupert Horn

“You know, it was a toss up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.”

Mae West - Lady Lou

“- Bandit: We have a chance. A big chance to make a run, for some big bucks. Eighty thousand of them.
- Cledus Snow: Oh, really? What we gonna do, kidnap the Pope or somethin?”
Burt Reynolds - Bandit
Jerry Reed - Cledus

“For 500 bucks a month I'll kill whoever you want. But keep one thing in mind: I'd happily kill you for free.”

Tom Cruise - Nathan Algren

“- Lorenzo: Where'd you get this? Your mother found it behind your drawer.
- Calogero (Age 9): It's my savings, Dad.
- Lorenzo: 600 dollars you've been saving? What'd you do, become a brain surgeon overnight, son?”

Robert De Niro - Lorenzo
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)

“- Ameribanx Bank Manager: What happened to Phil?
- Dick Harper: Necrotizing Fasciitis Caused by an invasive streptococcus.
- Ameribanx Bank Manager: What?
- Dick Harper: Flesh-eating disorder. Its all over the money. Might wanna wash your hands.”
Garrett M. Brown - Ameribanx Bank Manager
Jim Carrey - Dick Harper

“- Danny Ocean: There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
- Linus Caldwell: Let's get him out.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell

“- Uncle Dave Palmer: Not everything in life is for sale.
- Xander Drax: Of course it is, Dave! And I'll tell you something else: I usually get what I want.”
Bill Smitrovich - Uncle Dave Palmer
Treat Williams - Xander Drax

“- Eric Masters: You sent two assholes to do Cody and they blew it. I paid you half, I want it back.
- Jeff Rice: Yeah, well uh... I'm trying to get that money back myself. I had to front the whole purchase to get my people to do their thing. So I ain't got any more.
- Eric Masters: Well, then uh... you better try and shit 40 grand, because I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Willem Dafoe - Eric Masters
Steve James - Jeff Rice

“- Molly: That could be your savings account!
- Bridget Cardigan: I don't think so, it has money in it.”
Morgana Shaw - Molly
Diane Keaton - Bridget Cardigan

“- Shawn Boswell: Why'd you let me race your car? You knew I was gonna wreck it.
- Han: Why not?
- Shawn Boswell: 'Cause that's a lot of money.
- Han: I have money, it's trust and character I need around me. You know, who you choose to be around you lets you know who you are. One car in exchange for knowing what a man's made of? That's a price I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lucas Black - Shawn Boswell
Sung Kang - Han

“Are you so fucking blind that you don't even see what I am? I sold out Arthur for 80 grand. I'm your easiest problem and you're gonna kill me?”
George Clooney - Michael Clayton

“- Drew Latham: Please! Please, let me stay here!
- Tom Valco: No!
- Drew Latham: I'll pay you.
- Tom Valco: My family's not for sale, pal.
- Drew Latham: I'll pay you $250,000!
- Tom Valco: Welcome home, son.”
Ben Affleck - Drew Latham
James Gandolfini - Tom Valco

“- Harry: So, do they give the Nobel Prize out in yearly payments or is it just one lump sum, like the lottery?
- Ira: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
- Harry: Oh, I'm not getting ahead of myself. I've very concerned about the potential tax consequences.”
Orlando Jones - Harry
David Duchovny - Ira

“What good is a million dollars when you're dead?”
Taye Diggs - Eddie

“You think I'm a slot machine? I'm not a slot machine, you are.”

Casey Siemaszko - Cash

“Selling's more important to me than money. Because every time I sell, it means somebody believes in me.”

James Woods - Lenny Brown

“- Ben Campbell: So, why are you telling me?
- Micky Rosa: Well, let's just say a spot opened up on our roster.
- Ben Campbell: How?
- Micky Rosa: Jimmy got a job at Google.”

Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell
Kevin Spacey - Micky Rosa

“Nothing's free in Waterworld.”
Kevin Costner - Mariner

“- Jack: Betting money on terminal cases? Even Manson would call bullshit on this freak show! Get out of here! God!
- Dorff: Free country! Love it or leave it!”
Steve Zahn - Jack
Jay Leggett - Dorff

“- Phyllis Dietrichson: I don't want to kill him. I never did. Not even when he gets drunk and slaps my face.
- Walter Neff: Only sometimes you wish he was dead.
- Phyllis Dietrichson: Perhaps I do.
- Walter Neff: And you wish it was an accident and you had that policy for $50,000 dollars. Is that it?
- Phyllis Dietrichson: Perhaps that too.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Phyllis Dietrichson
Fred MacMurray - Walter Neff

“I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's gonna be to try to get her as a broke black man?”
Chris Rock - Lance Barton