Money quotes

“I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out.”

Anthony Johnson - Blue

“- Jake Mellows: I want my money!
- Lela Forin: You gambled most of it away. They kept you in debt so you couldn't walk away.”
Sir Michael Caine - Jake Mellows
Judith Godrèche - Lela Forin

“- Uncle Vester: Boy, I miss your father.
- Kid: So do I.
- Uncle Vester: I wish he was here.
- Kid: Me too, Uncle Vester.
- Uncle Vester: Besides, he owe me $150.”
Bernie Mac - Uncle Vester
Christopher Reid - Kid

- The "Schofield Kid": You go on, keep it. I'm never gonna use it again. I won't kill nobody no more. I ain't like you, Will... go on, keep it. All of it. It's yours.
- Bill Munny: What about your spectacles and fancy clothes?
- The "Schofield Kid": I guess I'd rather be blind and ragged than dead.
- Will Munny: You don't have to worry, Kid. I... (continue)(continue reading)

Jaimz Woolvett - The "Schofield Kid"
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“Thirty more dollars, we can go to the cabin. I'll pull this dress over my head.”
Jena Malone - Ferry Girl

“- Peter Shayne: Save your soul, whore!
- China Blue: Save your money, shithead!”
Anthony Perkins - Peter Shayne
Kathleen Turner - China Blue

“- H.M. Tilford: We'll make you a millionaire while you're sitting here from one minute to the next.
- Plainview: What else would I do with myself?
- H.M. Tilford: Take care of your son. I don't know what you would do.”
David Warshofsky - H.M. Tilford
Daniel Day-Lewis - Daniel Plainview

“- Jake Houseman: Was that what my money paid for?
- Baby Houseman: I'm sorry. I never meant to lie to you.
- Jake Houseman: You're not the person I thought you were. I'm not sure who you are.”

Jerry Orbach - Jake Houseman
Jennifer Grey - Baby Houseman

“I read this article a while back that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretaries than any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move. I remember there was this photograph of one of the groundskeepers next to his Ferrrari.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Seth Davis

“Even if we win, if we win! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Robert: Shatner is, was and ever shall be Kirk to me. I need my hero.
- Mark: What you need is a bank account.”
Rafer Weigel - Robert
Eric McCormack - Mark

“- John Gage: That's naive, Diana. I buy people every day.
- Diana Murphy: In business, maybe, but you can't buy people not when real emotions are involved.
- John Gage: So you're saying you can't buy love? That's a bit of a cliché don't you think?
- Diana Murphy: It's absolutely true.”

Robert Redford - John Gage
Demi Moore - Diana Murphy

“Um... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.”
Vince Vaughn - Trent

“Some are good at hunting men, some are good at hunting money. Both have value for me.”
David Thewlis - King Einon

“- Zangief: General Bison is a bad guy? If you know then why do you work for him?
- Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin fortune, Man! If you know what's good for you you'll save your own ass!
- Zangief: ... you got paid?”
Andrew Bryniarski - Zangief
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Dee Jay

“- David Stephens: You paid 500 pounds for this?
- Juliet Miller: That's what it cost, David.
- David Stephens: No, no, that's what you paid for it. 500 pounds is what you paid for it. We don't know how much it cost us yet. For you two to have a good time, we don't know the cost of that yet.”
Christopher Eccleston - David Stephens
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller

“- Wade: I am relaxed. You wanna know why?
- Richie: Why?
- Wade: 'Cause I'm gonna be fuckin' rich. You know what rich people do?
- Richie: What?
- Wade: They relax.”
Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
Ben Feldman - Richie

“I’ve never really understood the love that people devote to each other. Money, yes. Possessions, yes. But people are so unreliable, they sicken, decay and die.”

Steven Berkoff - Reginald Shaw

“- Sheppard: If you're looking for money, you're smarter than you look. If you're not, you're a lot dumber.
- O'Niel: Then I'm probably a lot dumber.
- Sheppard: That could be very dangerous.”

Peter Boyle - Sheppard
Sir Sean Connery - O'Niel

“Just because I want to give this money to people who need it, they think I'm crazy.”
Gary Cooper - Longfellow Deeds

“- Cutler Beckett: No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes.
- Elizabeth Swann: Then what is?
- Cutler Beckett: I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.”
Tom Hollander - Cutler Beckett
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann

“No towel in the world is worth marrying a bearded man you hate.”
Romola Garai - Cassandra Mortmain

“- Liana Telfer: You work for money, I take it.
- Dean Corso: What else?
- Liana Telfer: I have a great deal of money.
- Dean Corso: I'm very happy for you.”
Lena Olin - Liana Telfer
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso

“- Judge: Now, on the matter of motive, we ask you: Why did you conceive, plan and execute this dastardly and scandalous crime?
- Pierce: I wanted the money.”
André Morell - Judge
Sir Sean Connery - Pierce

“- Sarah: You have to go back and return some of the money.
- Hank: What?
- Sarah: A lot. Like 500,000. You see, that way when they find the plane they'll assume nobody's been there yet. It'll put us beyond suspicion. No one could walk away from that much money...”
Bridget Fonda - Sarah
Bill Paxton - Hank