Money quotes

“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
George Burns

“- Mr. Berger, George's Father: Goddammit, every time you come home there's trouble. Why don't you clean yourself up a bit? Why don't you get a haircut? Get a haircut and I'll give you the money, you don't even have to pay it back.
- George Berger: You'll give me the money if I get a haircut?”
George J. Manos - Mr. Berger, George's Father
Treat Williams - George Berger

“You know the golden rule: fuck the gold. He who has a nickel-plated makes the rules.”
Kevin Costner - Murphy

“- Monica: They say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
- Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks.
- Monica: That is the unusual activity.”

Courteney Cox - Monica Geller
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“- Vanessa: Are you saying I spend too much money?
- Thornton Melon: You spend too much money? Nah. A lot of people go to Switzerland to get their watch fixed.
- Vanessa: You have no taste, Thornton.
- Thornton Melon: You're right. I married you, didn't I?”
Adrienne Barbeau - Vanessa
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Ted the Bellhop: I'm by myself, and looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I don't need.
- Man: Are you calling my kids a pain in the ass?
- Ted the Bellhop: Why, no, sir, not the kids. It's the situation that is a pain in the ass.
- Man: No, you were right the first time. They're a pain in the ass. All right. You win, tough guy. Five...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Antonio Banderas - Man (segment "The Misbehavers")

“You can't spend $200 million running for office without owing something to somebody.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“People used to put coins in the mouths of the dead. Do you know why? So they could pay the ferryman to take them across the river Styx.”
Vincent Perez - Ashe Corven

“I've done everything the loving father of a drug addict is supposed to do... I've sent her to the best hospitals, she's seen all the best doctors. It doesn't matter. Two weeks later she's on the street. New York, Vancouver, Pittsburgh, Toronto, L.A. The next time I hear from her, it's a phone call scamming for money. Money for school, or money...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Ian Holm - Mitchell Stevens

“Whoever said money cannot buy peace of mind must have had the brain of a garbonzo bean.”
Richard Libertini - Dijon

“I just hacked into your accounts. You just lost twenty million. Now you know what it feels like to lose what you love.”

Harrison Ford - Jack Stanfield

“- William Strannix: These things are gonna sell like hotcakes!
- Commander Krill: Absolutely.
- William Strannix: What are you gonna do when you get two hundred million dollars in the bank?
- Commander Krill: Buy the presidency!”

Tommy Lee Jones - William Strannix
Gary Busey - Commander Krill

“- Lenny Brown: I'm making money so fast over at Max's, they can't keep track of it. Everybody in town thinks I'm a firecracker. And even after all this, my own wife still thinks I'm a bum!
- Linda Brown: I think you're a genius. I just don't want you to feel like you're on a treadmill... having to make more and more money to pay for things we...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Woods - Lenny Brown
Sean Young - Linda Brown

“I get paid no matter how much time you spend in jail.”

Tom Cruise - Lt. Daniel Kaffee

“- Walter Hagen: Tell me Bobby why do you play this game?
- Bobby Jones: I play because I love it.
- Walter Hagen: Well I play for the money. I have to win. That is why every time we face each other I will always beat you.”
Jeremy Northam - Walter Hagen
Jim Caviezel - Bobby Jones

“You always listen to your mother, understand? Do what she tells you to do. She's your best friend. Tell her you love her every day. You're too young for girls right now but there's gonna come a time, and when it does, you treat them like princesses, because that's what they are. When you say you're gonna do something, you do it. Because your...” (continue)(continue reading)
Denzel Washington - John Quincy Archibald

“- Analyst: You are the only financial institution that can't produce a balance sheet or cash flow statement with their earnings...
- Jeff Skilling: You, you, you... Well, uh... thank you very much. We appreciate it... asshole.”
Jeff Skilling - Himself

“I worked hard to steal that money and you went and gave it to some zit faced little kid?”
Miguel Ferrer - Quigley

“- Alex: You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?
- Josh: They're not hookers! They're massage therapists.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Jonathan Loughran - Josh

“You must have realised I must marry for money. We lose the house, the whole family goes down. I can't afford to marry you now, however much I'd want to.”
Colin Firth - Simon Westward

“This farmer, he had a big spread, and a lot of money. Whoever was sitting in a chair when he'd come around, why they'd stand up and give it to him. Wasn't no harm in him. You'd give him a flower, he'd keep it forever.”
Linda Manz - Linda

“- David Stephens: It's a sick idea Alex. It's sick.
- Alex Law: Go ahead then, telephone. Telephone the police. Tell them it's a suitcase full of money and you don't want it.”

Christopher Eccleston - David Stephens
Ewan McGregor - Alex Law

“By the time I grew up, there was thirty billion a year in cargo moving through Idlewild Airport and believe me, we tried to steal every bit of it.”
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill

- Richard "Stick" Montgomery: How much we got?
- Caylor Reese: 273 dollars.
- Richard "Stick" Montgomery: That's good. As long as we have gas money, that's all we need.
- Caylor Reese: Yeah. But its hardly worth rubbing people out for.

Aidan Quinn - Richard "Stick" Montgomery
Ian Tracey - Caylor Reese

“For some people, money is a foreign film without subtitles.”
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller