Money quotes

“I hear phrases thrown around like the corrupting influence of money, or the evil influence of dollars in politics, when more money is spent on the syndication rights to the Seinfeld television program, than on the whole of the last presidential election.”

Tim Blake Nelson - Danny Dalton

“- Woody Grant: I won a million dollars.
- ER Doctor: Congratulations, that'll just about pay for a day in the hospital.”
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
Jeffrey Yosten - ER Doctor

“- Henry: I'm broke. Can't buy another drink.
- Wanda: You mean you don't have any money?
- Henry: No money, no job, no rent. Hey, I'm back to normal.”
Mickey Rourke - Henry
Faye Dunaway - Wanda Wilcox

“Please let him earn more money than I do, you might not understand that now but believe me, you will one day otherwise that's a recipe for disaster. And hopefully, some hair on his head. I mean, that's not even a deal breaker these days. A nice smile. Yea, a nice smile just might do it.”

Vera Farmiga - Alex Goran

“After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“Mr. Kroc, if you're not making money hand over fist, something's terribly wrong.”
B.J. Novak - Harry J. Sonneborn

“Well... if I had a dollar for every time they've killed me in this thing, I wouldn't have to work for you, Deke... Well, we have two days, we'll be ready. Let's do it again.”

Tom Hanks - Jim Lovell

“- Jesse James: Not all this money is ours.
- Bob Younger: It's the bank's... see that's why we had to go to all the trouble of stealing it.”
Colin Farrell - Jesse James
Will McCormack - Bob Younger

“- Harry: What would the father of the bride normally do?
- Tanya: Pay. Though my dad drew the line at my third.”
Colin Firth - Harry
Christine Baranski - Tanya

“There's more to life than money. I hope you learn that one day.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Ma Stone: A man like Daniel Webster: guess they pay him high for what he does, but he's worth it. And he helps others... makes all the difference.
- Jabez Stone: But suppose a man got his money in bad ways?
- Ma Stone: Wouldn't profit him none.”

Jane Darwell - Ma Stone
James Craig - Jabez Stone

“- Frank: Let's take a cab.
- Frank: You got any money?
- Frank: No. How about you?
- Frank: No.
- Frank: Let's take a cab.
- Frank: Ok.”
Pate Mustajärvi - Frank
Kari Väänänen - Frank

“If I had a dime for every owner I killed I would have a dime.”
Eric Stonestreet - Duke

“That philanthropic cocksucker left all the money to the poor and not a dirty dime to me! Oh, Mary, Mother of God, what have I ever done to you? Life... without money is no goddamned life at all! You know that!”

Dana Ivey - Mrs. Essendine

“- Sir Robert Chiltern: I will give you any sum of money you want.
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: Even you are not rich enough to buy back your past, Sir Robert. No man is.”
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Chiltern
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

“- Dougy: We keep robbin' banks but we never get to keep the money.
- Emil M. Antonowsky: Takes money to make money. We steal money to buy coke then sell the coke to make even more money. Capital investment, man.
- Dougy: Yeah, but why bother making it when we can just steal it?
- Emil M. Antonowsky: No better way to steal money than free...” (continue)(continue reading)
Neil Summers - Dougy
Paul McCrane - Emil M. Antonowsky

“- King: I order you back to America to win the Cannonball Run. I give you one last chance because you are my only son with a driver's license.
- The Sheik: But, pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year.
- King: So, buy one.”
Ricardo Montalban - King
Jamie Farr - The Sheik

- David "Beano" Baggot: You were engaged to a Guinness heiress, wasn't it?
- Tony Costello: Yeah, but they paid me to go away.
Timothy Spall - David "Beano" Baggot
Stephen Rea - Tony Costello

“They called guys like us war dogs. Bottom feeders who make money off of war without ever stepping foot on the battlefield. It was supposed to be derogatory, but... we kind of liked it.”
Miles Teller - David Packouz

“It's a small price to pay for an elegant life.”
Sam Neill - Eddie Meyers

“- Chicolini: I think we should have a standing army.
- Rufus T. Firefly: Why should we have a standing army?
- Chicolini: Because then we save money on chairs.”
Chico Marx - Chicolini
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“They say money can't buy happiness, but it sure as hell buys everything else.”
Adam Rothenberg - Bob Truman

“- Peter Kirk: Why should a few million dollars keep me from having the same opportunities as anyone else?
- Marshall: What you said sounds right... but it must be wrong.”
Henry Fonda - Peter Kirk
George Lessey - Marshall

“- Wanda Nevada: Why do we always have to do it your way?
- Beaudray Demerille: Because I got all the money and the guns.”
Brooke Shields - Wanda Nevada
Peter Fonda - Beaudray Demerille

“- John Reynolds: Tommy, that's a hundred thousand dollars on a goddam golf swing!
- Thomas Crown: It's a beautiful Saturday morning, John... What the hell else have we got to do?”
Fritz Weaver - John Reynolds
Pierce Brosnan - Thomas Crown