Money quotes

“- Skye Davidson: No cable?
- Caroline Baxter: I tried get it, but they actually wanted me to pay for 45 miles cable.
- Prof. Lance Davidson: Sounds like a satellite dish would be cheaper.
- Caroline Baxter: Yes, but then the aliens would know where we are.”
Kate Hudson - Skye Davidson
Lucinda Jenney - Caroline Baxter
John Heard - Prof. Lance Davidson

“- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
- Father: What?
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!”
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues
Ben Piazza - Father

“- Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people.
- Al Czervik: What are you, religious or something?
- Ty Webb: You might say that.”
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb
Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik

“Money to me is just the biggest blessing in the world that allows me freedom.”
Linda Evans

“What do you mean, you're gonna pass. Alan, the only people making money passing are NFL quarterbacks and I don't see a number on your back.”

Giovanni Ribisi - Seth Davis

“The morals of yesterday are no more. They are as dead as the day they were lived. Economic independence has put woman on exactly the same footing as man.”
Norma Shearer

“Every credit card application we send in, we get two more in the mail. Here's one from some bank I've never heard of, in North Dakota. Fill it out. Fill them all in. It's the last great pyramid scheme in America.”

William H. Macy - James Gordon

“Money is made to be spent. What goods it doin' in the bottom of my panty drawer?”
Dolly Parton - Shirlee

“You won't be alone long. Wait till the news of your 5 millions hits the front pages. You'll find you've got relatives all over the world.”
William Powell - Nick Charles

“Fifteen million dollars is not money. It's a motive with a universal adaptor on it.”
James Caan - Joe Sarno

“What'd being a Newsie ever give me but a dime a day and a few black eyes? You know, I can't afford to be a kid no more, Dave. For the first time in my life, I got money in my pockets. Real money. Money, you understand? I got more on the way and as soon as I collect, I'm gone, I'm away, all right?”
Christian Bale - Jack Kelly

“- Constanze Mozart: Wolfie, I think you really are going mad. You work like a slave for that idiot actor who won't give you a penny. And here, this is not a ghost! This is a real man who puts down real money. Why on earth won't you finish it? Can you give me one reason I can understand?
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: It's killing me.”
Elizabeth Berridge - Constanze Mozart
Tom Hulce - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

“Spared no expense.”

Richard Attenborough - Hammond

“- Joe Devine: What are you gonna do to me?
- Ed Rossi, Jr.: Movie starts in three minutes. If you don't tell us where the money is, we're gonna cut your fingers off during the opening credits.
- Wally Kamin: Titles. Credits come at the end of the movies. Titles come first.
- Ed Rossi, Jr.: Fine. Titles. We're gonna cut 'em off during the fuckin'...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alec Baldwin - Joe Devine
Michael Papajohn - Ed Rossi, Jr.
Jon Polito - Wally Kamin

“I'm sorry Gerry.”

Susan McPhail - Donna

“This ain't about money. I could give a fuck about money.”
Danny Aiello - Sal

“- Jake: How much money was in that bag?
- Alonzo: 40 G's.
- Jake: What was that for?
- Alonzo: You really wanna know?
- Jake: Yeah. I asked, didn't I?
- Alonzo: Nothing's free in this world, Jake. Not even arrest warrants.
- Jake: Shit, I didn't wanna know.”

Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“- Peter: Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.
- Joanna: From the crippled children?
- Peter: No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody.”
Ron Livingston - Peter
Jennifer Aniston - Joanna

“Even if you find one that has money and means to drill, he'll maybe know nothing about drilling and he'll have to hire the job out on contract, and then you're depending on a contractor who'll rush the job through so he can get another contract just as quick as he can. This is... the way that this works.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Daniel Plainview

“- Harry Donovan: Do you have any money?
- Prof. Marieke van den Broeck: Why, you want to steal it?
- Harry Donovan: Yes.”
Jason Patric - Harry Donovan
Irène Jacob - Prof. Marieke van den Broeck

“- Mark Zuckerberg: I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend.
- Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg
David Selby - Gage

“- Jill Taylor: Ben, you should feel the thrill of winning more money than you can possibly imagine. I think you should come to Vegas. 'Cause I'm guessing that you could probably use a break from this place.
- Ben Campbell: I can't. I'm sorry. I just can't.
- Jill Taylor: You're welcome any time. You know, I think the best thing about Vegas is...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Bosworth - Jill Taylor
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell

“And in the words of my beloved mother: I'm taking the money and moving to a warmer climate.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave

“Ask yourself: What do you want in life that money will get you?”
Jessica Alba - Sam

“Puerto Rican's been getting jammed since the fortys, and ain't nobody said nothing. My people. They hit New York and filed into the roach stables in Spanish Harlem and the South Bronx. They sat behind the sewing machines, stood behind the steam tables and marched behind the brooms. In other words, they busted their ass.”
Jay Hernandez - Carlito Brigante