Money quotes

“Let's face it, money gets you nice things; Italian shoes and a fast car like anybody else, but I don't need 'em. It's not like I grew up poor. I wasn't chasing the money, I was chasing a feeling.”
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

People act like we're crack dealers. Nobody put a gun to anybody's head and said, "Hey, nimrod, buy a house you can't afford, and you know what? While you're at it, put a line of credit on that baby and buy yourself a boat".

James Woods - Richard Fuld

“- Ronda Rousey: You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. I could really hurt you, Turtle.
- Turtle: So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date.
- Ronda Rousey: Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me.”

Ronda Rousey - Ronda
Jerry Ferrara - Turtle

“You want to know what I do for a living? Ask me. My time is very expensive, Mr. MacMillan. Probably more than yours. I get 500 dollars an hour. How much do you get? I get four-hundred dollars for a straight lay, three-hundred for a hand job, and five-hundred for head. If you want to wear my panties, that's another hundred.”

Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Marlene: Ray, what did I tell you about cooking in the dark? Are you trying to burn the house down?
- Ray Charles: Think about it, Marlene, what do I need the light for?
- Marlene: Well, you don't need to be cooking anyway. We brought you take out from Oscar's.
- Ray Charles: Well, get your money back. I got fried chicken right here.”
Denise Dowse - Marlene
Jamie Foxx - Ray Charles

“- Chong: How much money do we have now?
- Cheech: All together?
- Chong: Yeah, all together.
- Cheech: Let's see, mmm... uh, oh man! We have 17 million dollars!
- Chong: Really?
- Cheech: Oh, wait, well... 17 and something. Who cares, we're rich, man.”
Tommy Chong - Chong
Cheech Marin - Cheech

“You got a dick. You do have a dick, don't you? Okay, the dick lines up straight like that right? To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill.”

Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“- Ben: Arthur Denning, global corporation. We go after Denning personally, for fraud.
- Abrams: You are gonna accuse a man worth 8 and a half billion dollars for manipulating drug trials?
- Ben: Yes, sir. And I fight to win.”
Josh Duhamel - Ben
Al Pacino - Charles Abrams

“I'd rather be broke than get fucked.”
O'Shea Jackson Jr. - Ice Cube

“- Mike Baker: Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?
- Jim Baker: Where are you learning that stuff?
- Mike Baker: School.
- Jim Baker: Good. I get my money's worth.”
Justin Henry - Mike Baker
Paul Dooley - Jim Baker

“It takes talent to make money. It takes brains to keep money.”
Denzel Washington - Robert McCall

“Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour.”

Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“All the money I spent on your education, I was hoping for stronger competition.”

Harrison Ford - William Jones

“- Randolph Duke: The good part, William, is that, no matter whether our clients make money or lose money, Duke & Duke get the commissions.
- Mortimer Duke: Well? What do you think, Valentine?
- Billy Ray Valentine: Sounds to me like you guys a couple of bookies.”

Ralph Bellamy - Randolph Duke
Don Ameche - Mortimer Duke
Eddie Murphy - Billy Ray Valentine

“You must pay for everything in this world, one way and another. There is nothing free except the grace of God.”
Elizabeth Marvel - 40-Year-Old Mattie

“- Capt. Thomas Fuller: We have got two S.W.A.T. trained guys leading this attack. How do we know the rest of the team isn't in on it?
- Lt. Greg Velasquez: Because I can vouch for Hondo.
- Capt. Thomas Fuller: You wanna bet 100 million dollars on that?”
Larry Poindexter - Capt. Thomas Fuller
Reg E. Cathey - Lt. Greg Velasquez

“We all have our little foibles, and mine is the prompt settling of accounts.”
Maggie Smith - Charlotte Bartlett, a Chaperon

“Only thing you need to know is the job's real, and the money's real.”
Bruce Willis - Mr. Church

I ran casino. I've got to figure what I'm going to do next because I'm not a lottery winner. I tried "slinging crack rock" and I never had a jump shot, I've got to find a job.
Giovanni Ribisi - Seth Davis

“I can't work here. I've been trying. It's impossible. I've written three pages in the last six weeks. Three pages! The book is due on Wednesday. If we don't hand in the book I don't know what we're gonna do. We can't pay for anything.”
Ben Stiller - Alex Rose

“I know everything there is to know about money. Thickness, 0.0014 inches. Weighs about 1 gram. You know what that means? That means this $20 bill isn't even worth it's own weight in value for Oxycodone.”
Jon Hamm - FBI S.A. Adam Frawley

“The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg

“No goddamn life left for men anymore. Not here. In this country, all that's left for men is money and pussy.”
Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten

“If you can't beat'em, buy'em.”
Nick Offerman - Dick McDonald

“- Gloria Pazinski: All right - You think you're so hot? Put your money where your mouth is!
- Richie Rich: You mean bet?
- Tony: Yeah. $5 says she could put you away for keeps.
- Gloria: $5? How about $10?
- Richie Rich: Okay - Seems a little steep, but $10 thousand it is.”
Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Michael Maccarone - Tony