Money quotes

“- Delilah Fitzgerald: Are you still goin' to kill those men?
- Bill Munny: I reckon so. The money's still available, ain't it?
- Delilah Fitzgerald: Yeah. Your two friends have been taking advances on the money.
- Bill Munny: What?
- Delilah Fitzgerald: You know, free ones. Alice and Silky been givin' them free ones.”

Anna Levine - Delilah Fitzgerald
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“- Peter Brady: If we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.
- Bobby Brady: And go to a new school.
- Jan Brady: And make new friends.
- Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.”
Paul Sutera - Peter Brady
Jesse Lee Soffer - Bobby Brady
Jennifer Elise Cox - Jan Brady
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“If you try and make this job about the money, you'll be nothing but miserable, 'cause we don't get the money - never have, never will.”

Robert Duvall - Bernie White

“- Mall Santa: That'll be three hundred.
- Howard Langston: Dollars?
- Mall Santa: No, chocolate kisses; yes, dollars!
- Howard Langston: I can't believe this, whatever happened to your lofty ideas huh? I though you're doing all this for the kids.
- Mall Santa: Well sure, but I don't see why we can't pick up a little loose change in the process.”

Jim Belushi - Mall Santa
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

“I don't want no gold and no diamonds! I'm a good girl, I am!”
Audrey Hepburn - Eliza Doolittle

“- Governor Tracy: Now you'll have to tell me your name so I know who to make the check out to.
- Clyde Spinoza: My best friends call me Cash.”
Christine Ebersole - Governor Tracy
Boyd Banks - Clyde Spinoza

“- Shannon Christie: Get your filthy hands off me you ugly animal!
- Flynn: That'll cost you a day's wage. Go ahead. Insult me again.
- Shannon Christie:Pig.
- Flynn: There goes tomorrow. Done?
- Shannon Christie: Take Friday as well, you spineless little fraction of a man.”
Nicole Kidman - Shannon Christie
Clint Howard - Flynn

“Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.”
Spike Milligan

“I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.”
Victor Rasuk - Tony

“You may be right about money, Sharp; quite right. But there's one thing to be said for glory. You can take glory with you when it's your time to go.”

Errol Flynn - George Armstrong Custer

“- Mr. Fulton: Danforth. Bolton. You're caddying today. Fourty dollars a bag. You've been requested.
- Chad Danforth: What?
- Troy Bolton: By who?
- Chad Danforth: Dude, who cares? For 40 bucks, I'd caddy for Godzilla.”
Mark L. Taylor - Mr. Fulton
Corbin Bleu - Chad Danforth
Zac Efron - Troy Bolton

“I'm a businessman. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I do not now and never will love children.”
Albert Finney - Daddy Warbucks

“You love money and power and capitalism? You know they're never going to love you back.”
Ann Reinking - Grace Farrell

“I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joe Pesci - Nicky Santoro

“- Otis B. Driftwood: Could he sail tomorrow?
- Fiorello: You pay him enough money, he could sail yesterday.”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood
Chico Marx - Fiorello

“I do want your money, because God wants your money.”
Bruce White - Reverend Larry

“- Bud Fox: So tell me, Gordon: when does it all end, huh? How many yachts can you water-ski behind? How much is enough?
- Gordon Gekko: It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero-sum game: somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply, uh, transferred from one perception to another. Like magic.”
Charlie Sheen - Bud Fox
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.”

Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Cosmo: Posit: people think a bank might be financially shaky.
- Bishop: Consequence: people start to withdraw their money.
- Cosmo: Result: pretty soon it is financially shaky.
- Bishop: Conclusion: you can make banks fail.
- Cosmo: Bzzt. I've already done that. Maybe you've heard about a few? Think bigger.”
Ben Kingsley - Cosmo
Robert Redford - Bishop

The money is real nice and all. But l just like the idea of growing old with somebody. My dream is to get old, and sit on the back porch, covered with grandchildren, and I'll say: "no!" and "stop that!".
Julia Roberts - Shelby Eatenton Latcherie

“Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.”
Louie Anderson - Maurice

“We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar. Hey, hey, hey, hey.”
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties. Fuck it homes lets party!”

- Davis "Rig" Lanlow: Hey, Kareem, do you know that Charlie and I had originally intended to come up here and cap your punk ass. And your girlfriend, Nick, but shit, you two muffins did such a nice job with this financing, who could think about killing at a time like this?
- Terrance Paul Davidson: Thanks, your approval means a lot!
John C. McGinley - Davis "Rig" Lanlow
Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson

“- Anne Lewis: Good eyes, Murphy.
- RoboCop: Good as money can buy.”
Nancy Allen - Anne Lewis
Peter Weller - Robocop