Money quotes

“If you don't work, you don't get paid no money. And I like money.”
Garry Cooper - Peter

“We want to hurt no one! We're here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime! Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero!”

Robert De Niro - Neil McCauley

“- Harry Sears: Nobody hungry? I'm buyin'. Hey, I'm not kiddin' around. I'm really buyin'.
- Iris: Real food? Or that junk garbage we have every night?
- Harry Sears: No, no... Five blocks up the road there's a new Fatburger. It's fantastic.
- Molly: For once, can't we eat in a place with a table cloth?
- Harry Sears: It's ok with me but those...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Falk - Harry Sears
Vicki Frederick - Iris
Laurene Landon - Molly

“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.”

Paul Newman - Fast Eddie Felson

“Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That's the other guy's problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness.”

Dan Aykroyd - Louis Winthorpe III

“- Christian Black: I got my money the way most black entrepreneurs got theirs.
- Hannah Steele: Real estate?
- Christian Black: Drug dealing.”
Marlon Wayans - Christian Black
Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele

“- Bill: Okay, a little ethics. You are walking down the street. You find a suitcase full of money. There's nobody around. No human person is in evidence. What do you do? A You keep the money. B You use it to buy gifts for your friends and your loved ones. C You give it to the poor. D You turn it into the police.
- Kim: That is really stupid.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Arkin - Bill
Winona Ryder - Kim
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Robert Oliveri - Kevin

“Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.”
Alan Arkin - Bill

“- Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
- Dave Moss: Yeah.
- Blake: That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see, pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing.”
Alec Baldwin - Blake
Ed Harris - Dave Moss

“When I write, I make decent money doing it, but I don't wake up dreaming about writing.”
Grant Heslov

“- Happy Gilmore: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
- Shooter McGavin: Well, I'd like to see you try.
- Happy Gilmore: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Let's do it, then!
- Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course!”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald - Shooter McGavin

“If I found a man who had 15 million dollars, would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.”

Bette Davis

“I love the fame and the money and the power. You have to keep working to have that.”
Steve Guttenberg

“Middle-class people are becoming desperate. It can cause a moral man to break bad.”
Giancarlo Esposito

“I started off as a journalist when I was young and I did not get paid unless I wrote three stories a day.”
Ryan Murphy

“I lost a year or two in there, trying to get films financed that I didn't know would never get financing.”
Richard Linklater

“Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.”
Faizon Love - Big Worm

“I like my money right where I can see it...hanging in my closet.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“The thing about getting money when you had none is you never really feel you have it.”
Ed Speleers - Rhys

“If you have too much money, it doesn’t matter what you buy, eat or drink. Eventually, everything gets boring. ”
Oh Yeong-su - Oh Il-nam

“Do you know what someone with no money has in common with someone with too much money? Living is no fun for them.”
Oh Yeong-su - Oh Il-nam

“Charlie Harper-Everything I say is confidential, right?
Dr. Linda Freeman-Whatever you say, stays in this room.
Charlie Harper-Kind of like Vegas?
Dr. Linda Freeman-Well, except there is no way you're leaving here with more money than when you came in.
Charlie harper-Yeah, like Vegas
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jane Lynch - Dr. Linda Freeman

“Walden Schmidt-Can we get one of those fancy Japanese toilets that sprays water and sprays your tooshie.
Evelyn Harper-With your money you can find an actual Japanese person to do it
”
Ashton Kutcher - Walden Schmidt
Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper

“Alan Harper-Money doesn't just fall from the sky.
Charlie Harper-Obviously you've never been sitting ringside when a pole dancer hangs upside down.
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Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“You spent all that money on an ex-wife and an ex-wife's house and you're not allowed inside either one of them.”

Conchata Ferrell - Berta