Parents quotes

“- Jeff: Hi, I’m Jeff... I have a bush too. It's not grey.
- Alex: Hey!
- Jeff: What?
- Alex: My bush isn't really grey.
- Jeff: Well, not according to my mom.”
Nick Swardson - Jeff
Allen Covert - Alex

“A parent should never have a child precede them in death. It is the most painful experience imaginable.”
James Garner - Red Stevens

“- Security Guard 1: You won't mind if we search you then? Mm?
- Security Guard 2: Or perhaps you'd rather we call your parents? Let them know you're being investigated for shop lifting which is a criminal offense in this country.”

Geoff Bell - Security Guard 1
Gary J. Tunnicliffe - Security Guard 2

“- Anne-Marie: Charlie, will you help me find a mom and dad?
- Charlie B. Barkin: Kid, I'll help you find the lost city of Atlantis! Just please, please go to sleep!”
Judith Barsi - Anne-Marie
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin

“- General Garza: You don't kill your familia.
- James Munroe: Come around my house during the holidays, pal.”
David Zayas - General Garza
Eric Roberts - James Munroe

“I thought if either of my parents died, I'd die too, that if they stopped breathing they'd draw me back inside, like they once told me they kissed each other and breathed me into life.”
Eliza Dushku - Alice Bloom

“You know, moms and dads, they try real hard, but sometimes they mess things up. You know Daddy loves you, right?”
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Jeffrey Desange

“Why does he have to do the roots thing? Aren't we good enough parents?”

Mary Tyler Moore - Pearl Coplin

“- Hermione Granger: My parents are dentists.
- Professor Horace Slughorn: Fascinating. And is that considered a dangerous profession?
- Hermione Granger: No... Although, one boy did bite my father once.”
Emma Watson - Hermione Granger
Jim Broadbent - Professor Horace Slughorn

“Do you wanna know why our son is dead? He went there not because of me. He went there because of you. Because you are so controlling, so overbearing, so angry. Ever since he was little, you were telling him how he was wrong. I remember, one time you yanked him out of a little league game and sent him home, for throwing his glove in the dirt. He...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tom Wilkinson - Matt Fowler

“I'm still his father, I can give him stuff.”
Ryan Gosling - Luke

“We love you very much. If you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we would still love you.”
Lily Tomlin - Mary Schlichting

“- Nicole: You mad at him?
- Carlos: I hardly even think about him. I got plenty of parent in my mom.”

Kirsten Dunst - Nicole Oakley
Jay Hernandez - Carlos Nuñez

“- Lucas: So, how's it been, life as a single mom?
- Annabel: It's great!
- Lucas: Yeah?
- Annabel: It's terrible! They hate me.
- Lucas: They don't hate you.
- Annabel: So easy for you to say. You're like the cool uncle.
- Lucas: I am the cool uncle.”
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Lucas Desange
Jessica Chastain - Annabel

“- Clear Rivers: When I was a kid, like six or seven, I used to worry so much about my parents dying. Lying awake at night, just worrying.
- Alex Browning: Most kids do, I guess.
- Clear Rivers: Most kids never have it happen.”
Ali Larter - Clear Rivers
Devon Sawa - Alex Browning

Parents alive, Gloucestershire, teachers. Him geography, her history. So holidays it would be "Dad, where are we? Mum, have we been here before?".
Juliet Stevenson - Nina

“We are men who still live at home. We're not here to apologize about who we are, how we do it, or who we live with. I'm looking around this table, hombres, and I see three winners, huh? And to every one of those out there who sees something different, I say bring it on, 'cause it's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“- Mikaela Banes: You live with your momma?
- Simmons: No, my momma lives with me. There's a big difference.”
Megan Fox - Mikaela Banes
John Turturro - Agent Simmons

“- Bill: Running away from home?
- Kate: I'm an orphan.
- Bill: What happened to your folks?
- Kate: They died. Went down with a boat. Sank. Forget the name of it. Big boat.
- Bill: Titanic?
- Kate: Yeah, that's it!
- Bill: Then your parents died 63 years before you were born!
- Kate: Which is why I hardly knew them.”
George Burns - Bill
Brooke Shields - Kate

“My parents stay here too. They ain't never gonna die. It's the air conditioning. It's like they're in cold storage.”
Jon Favreau - Chicago Taxi Driver

“Suppose your parents are unhappy with you. It's good for them. It develops character.”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside

“- Karen Kelly: That's not your decision to make. Sara appointed me her guardian.
- Joe Kingman: I missed 8 years of Peyton's life. And I'm not gonna miss anymore. And I will fight for this.”
Paige Turco - Karen Kelly
The Rock - Joe Kingman

“No one could understand how Mrs. Lisbon and Mr. Lisbon, our math teacher, could produce such beautiful creatures.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Narrator

- Goldi Lox: Hi, my name is Goldi. Actually, it's Golda. I was born during the Six-Day War.
- Judith "MaMa" Baer: Isn't she sweet, Papa? She'll be like the daughter we never had.
- Goldi Lox: You'll be like the parents I brutally slaughtered!
Cathryn de Prume - Goldi Lox
Melissa Leo - Judith 'MaMa' Baer

“Nobody has to teach you how to protect your child. You'd know that if you had one.”
Charlize Theron - Karen