Parents quotes

“If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.”
Alan Alda - Sidney Miller

“Do you remember when Mum and Dad went to Europe, and we thought they'd abandoned us because they didn't even write? And then we found out they'd written a long letter and it had just gotten lost in the mail. Do you remember how guilty we felt for thinking bad thoughts about them?”

Emily Browning - Violet

“- Ria Verma: I don't think you're ready for marriage.
- Aditi Verma: I just want to settle down.
- Ria Verma: So what do you do? Get married to some guy selected by mummy and daddy, you've barely known him for a couple of weeks!”
Shefali Shah - Ria Verma
Vasundhara Das - Aditi Verma

“Killing is an addiction like any other drug. But we're parents now. We have to set an example.”
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“Hey, you want some good parental advice? Don't listen to me.”

Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we're going to destroy our son's delusions, I should be a part of it.”
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“Hit the road, Tripp, and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Tripp, and don't ya come back no more.”

Terry Paxton Bradshaw - Al
Kathy Bates - Sue

“- Charlotte Haze: I asked you to make your bed. Didn't I?
- Lolita: No. You asked me if I'd made my bed.”
Melanie Griffith - Charlotte Haze
Dominique Swain - Lolita

“- Samantha Swoboda: We better crash at your guys' place for a while in case they come after us.
- Miles Kitchen: Oh sure. 'Hi Mom, Dad. This fourteen-year-old girl, she's just sleeping over tonight. Don't mind me, I'll be upstairs, in my room, entering puberty!'. Are you nuts?”
Jessica Alba - Samantha Swaboda
Kenneth A. Brown - Miles Kitchen

“- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Don't your parents realize that the deeper you bury the diamonds, the more determined the pirate is to take them?
- Chichina Ferreyra: Believe me, this diamond wouldn't mind being taken.”
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna
Mía Maestro - Chichina Ferreyra

“You really think I would buy you a Porsche for your first car?”

Kevin Dunn - Ron Witwicky

“Ever heard of parents? We have parents who love us. You don't, 'cause you're an orphan.”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
- Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?”
Jennifer Garner - Vanessa Loring
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff

“- Megan: Smells like Grandma's house.
- Michael: Worse, it smells like Grandma.”

Aree Davis - Megan
Marc John Jefferies - Michael

“- T.J. Krupp: My dad treats my mom like dirt.
- Matt Finley: And my dad's coming up on his second year with Louise.
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: So?
- Matt Finley: So he always divorces in his second year, you know that, it's like clockwork.”
Herbert Russell - T.J. Krupp
Mooky Arizona - Matt Finley
Kyle Howard - Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf

“My parents used to beat the living shit out of me, okay? And I'm glad they did, and I'm looking forward to beating the shit out of my kids!”

Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Sunday.
- Danny: I don't like tea.
- Sandy: You don't have to drink tea.
- Danny: I don't like parents.”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Sandy
John Travolta - Danny

“- Phil Davis: How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
- Bob Wallace: Very brave parents, I guess.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace

Let's just think of the day my parents divorce went through as "Big Ugly Hat Day".
Mandy Moore - Halley Martin

“Other people's parents are always nicer than our own, and yet for some reason, our own grandparents are always nicer than other people's.”

Eva Green - Isabelle

“My dad is at the pharmacy and my mom is at the movies with her personal trainer.”
Sam Lerner - Chowder

- Donna Mildred Martin: The only advice my Mom ever gave me was, "Don't live in the same city as your parents".
- David Basner: What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
Bess Armstrong - Donna Mildred Martin
Tom Hanks - David Basner

“Seems to me like you all were in such a hopped-up hurry to get out of the city that you turned your kids into exactly what you were trying to get away from.”
Lane Smith - Sloan

“Both of my parents are professional liars.”
Max Minghella - Robby Barnes

“My parents fucked once in their lives. That's why we're twins, they didn't want to make it twice.”
Eva Green - Isabelle