Parents quotes

“- Bud: He said I was selfish. He said that everything's always about me.
- Cindy: He called me a drama queen, said I was trying to sabotage him.”

John Lithgow - Bud Brumder
Catherine O'Hara - Cindy Beugler

“- Count Olaf: I must say, you are a gloomy looking bunch. Why so glum?
- Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died.
- Count Olaf: Ah yes, of course. How very, very awful.”
Jim Carrey - Count Olaf
Liam Aiken - Klaus

“David, if you want to know about unselfish love, then take a look around. We're all here, only because we love you. Your mother, your father, are under arrest, because they love you. We're all doing this, and we're scared stiff of going to jail because... we love you. David, *that's * love. And if you can't see that... if you can't see that...”
Saul Rubinek - Larry

“My parent's didn't give a shit about me. And when they did take the time to look up from their martini glasses, it was to get on my case about friends, schoolwork, all that crap.”
Jacqueline Lovell - Trix

“- Billy Kramer: Will she pick me up after school?
- Ted Kramer: Probably. And if she doesn't I will.
- Billy Kramer: What if you forget?
- Ted Kramer: I won't forget.
- Billy Kramer: What if you get run over by a truck and get killed?
- Ted Kramer: Then Mommy will pick you up.”
Justin Henry - Billy Kramer
Dustin Hoffman - Ted Kramer

“- Georgey Sanderson: [reading an adult magazine] Dad, what's a rack?
- Peter Sanderson: It's a country.”
Angus T. Jones - Georgey Sanderson
Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson

“- Robyn Starling: I'm an orphan, my mother died when I was a baby.
- Jerry: What about your father? What happened to him?
- Robyn Starling: My father was on an expedition climbing in the mountains when the snow gave way in a, a...
- Tom: Avalanche?
- Robyn Starling: Uh huh, and he was the most wonderful father in the world.”
Anndi McAfee - Robyn Starling
Dana Hill - Jerry
Richard Kind - Tom

- Will: That's crazy. Mom and Dad never mentioned any...
- Taryn: That's the sort of thing parents tell their kids... "Goodnight darling. Say your prayers. Oh and by the way, your father and I torched some maniac last night".

Ira Heiden - Will
Jennifer Rubin - Taryn

“Are you crazy? You don't feed a baby chili!”

Valri Bromfield - Doris

“- Saul: So, do you have any family?
- Lucy: My mom died when I was really little and a couple of years ago my dad got sick so we moved from Indiana so he could go to research hospital.
- Saul: Research. Another word for very expensive.
- Lucy: Yeah, I had to quit school and I started working for the CTA and about a year ago he decided he had had...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Warden - Saul
Sandra Bullock - Lucy

“- Mr. Peabody: Bad parents make bad children!
- Flo Healy: Oh so now I'm a bad parent just because I hate my kid!
- Mr. Peabody: You took him, he's yours!
- Little Ben Healy: That's because you conned us into him!
- Mr. Peabody: What am I supposed to do with the little creep? He's already been returned 30 times!”
Gilbert Gottfried - Mr. Peabody
Amy Yasbeck - Flo Healy
John Ritter - Benjamin 'Ben' Healy, Jr.

“- Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
- Jim Levenstein: Thanks, Dad.
- Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.”
Eugene Levy - Jim's Dad
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“You are the child of God's holy gift of life. You come from me, but you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish”.

Stephen McHattie - Burt Holloway

“- Ned: I worry about money, just like everybody else.
- Lenny Brown: But you got some backstops. You start falling down that well, you got some slats across to catch yourself, right? You got your professor-father. You got an education. You got the Financial Journal. You can't fall too far. My old man's an ex-printer on disability! My mother is a...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Rothman - Ned
James Woods - Lenny Brown

“- Peter Banning: Jack, Maggie, all you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.
- Maggie Banning: Mommy.
- Jack Banning: My dad, Peter Pan.”
Robin Williams - Peter Banning
Amber Scott - Maggie Banning
Charlie Korsmo - Jack Banning

“- Bob Crane: Please, not in front of the children! They look up to me!
- Anne Crane: They're small. They look up to everyone.”

Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane
Rita Wilson - Anne Crane

“If I die and go to hell, it'll look like my parents' house.”
Charlie Sheen - David Ackerman

“You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are.”

Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis

“- Mitch: You ever walk in on our parents doing it?
- Glen: No, have you?
- Mitch: Yeah.
- Glen: That's a horrible thing for a little kid to see.
- Mitch: This was last week in Florida!”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins
Jon Lovitz - Glen Robbins

“- Clara: How are you parents, Sam? Where are they living?
- Sam: My fathers living in an apartment on Lee Road and my mother's still in the house.
- Clara: Did you hear that Charles? Sam's parents aren't living together!
- Charles: You knew that, mom! Sam's parents haven't lived together since Sam and I were in the eighth grade.
- Clara: I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gloria Grahame - Clara
Peter Riegert - Sam
John Heard - Charles

“- Belle: Bastard!
- John Slade: Could be. I don't know if my ma and pa were married. I killed my pa before I could ask.”

Ellen Greene - Belle
Ed Lauter - John Slade

“- Walt Kowalski: I don't care about him.
- Sue: You hang out with him, you teach him to fix things, you saved him from that fucked cousin of ours.”

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski
Ahney Her - Sue

“In my experience, parents often see their children as they want them to be, not as they are.”
Peter Stormare - Dr. Solomon Eddie

“- Navin: Mommy, Daddy! How did you find me?
- Father: We don't know. This is the first place we looked.”
Steve Martin - Navin
Richard Ward - Father

“That's the trouble with parents. They always ask when they shouldn't; never ask when they should.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Angelo Perino