Parents quotes

“One day you're changing their diapers, the next they're leaving for college.”
Bill Farmer - Goofy

“We barely even knew our parents. They were always away. Skiing, gambling in Monte Carlo, on safari in darkest Africa. We didn't even know if they loved us. But when the Sheik's yacht went down, they managed to write us a really beautiful goodbye note that was found floating in a champagne bottle amongst the debris.”
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd

“You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad wearing tights.”
Michael Angarano - Will Stronghold

“You've found yourself this new family and I feel like some outsider that doesn't even belong to you anymore. It's like you traded me and mom in for something that you thought was better. And I wanna know why. Are you ashamed of me? Are you embarrassed? What did I do wrong? You just seem so happy about being Paul and Chris's dad, but you never...” (continue)(continue reading)

America Ferrera - Carmen

“- Gordie: Fuck writing, I don't want to be a writer. It's stupid. It's a stupid waste of time.
- Chris: That's your dad talking.
- Gordie: Bullshit.
- Chris: Bull true.”
Wil Wheaton - Gordie Lachance
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers

“- Jacob Ryan: That's just a bunch of sentimental bullshit.
- Carolyn Ryan: Wait, sentimental bullshit.
- Jacob Ryan: Everyone's parents say that.
- Carolyn Ryan: Oh really, and do everyone's parent destroy evidence and lie... to the police?”
Edward Furlong - Jacob Ryan
Meryl Streep - Carolyn Ryan

“- Jack Butler: My brain is like oatmeal. I yelled at Kenny today for coloring outside the lines! Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows, and I'm liking them! I'm losing it.
- Caroline: Honey, I know what you're talking about. I've been there myself, alright?
- Jack Butler: Well, if you're so unhappy, why don't you say something...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Keaton - Jack
Teri Garr - Caroline

“- Vietnam Veteran: I'm going to tell you something I wish someone would have told me when I was your age.
- Chrissy: Oh yeah? What's that?
- Vietnam Veteran: Your parents aren't always right.
- Samantha: No shit.”
Brendan Fraser - Vietnam Veteran
Rita Wilson - Chrissy
Demi Moore - Samantha

“It's funny, with both my parents gone, I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to act maturely.”

Stephen Fry - Peter Morton

“- Joe, the Narrator: Then there were my father and mother, two people who could find an argument in any subject.
- Martin, the father: Wait, you think the Atlantic is a greater ocean than the Pacific?
- Tess, the mother: No. Have it your way. The Pacific is greater.
- Joe, the Narrator: I mean, how many people argue over oceans?”
Woody Allen - Joe, the Narrator
Michael Tucker - Martin, the father
Julie Kavner - Tess, the mother

“Mom, is it possible that you're taking the frustration of your failed marriage out on me?This California trip seems like a great learning opportunity and a chance for me to get to know my father. But if you think it's more important to use me to channel your frustration against the man you no longer love, I'll understand.”
Cameron Bright - Joey Naylor

“- Max: Who is the boss between you and mommy?
- Lenny Weinrib: Who is the boss? You have to ask that? I'm the boss. Mommy is only the decision maker.”
Jimmy McQuaid - Max
Woody Allen - Lenny

“- Sammy Parker: My mom hates your dad.
- Maggie Taylor: So? My dad hates your mom.”
Alex D. Linz - Sammy Parker
Mae Whitman - Maggie Taylor

“You know, when you have kids to raise, you yell.”

Jessica Walter - Fern

“- Nancy: I fucking hate them! I fucking hate them! Ass! Ow! Fucking motherfuckers! They wouldn't send us any money! They said we'd spend it on drugs!
- Sid: We would!”

Chloe Webb - Nancy Spungen
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious

“Parents aren't interested in justice, they want quiet!”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Mother: Where you been?
- Jimmy: Fell asleep on the train and ended up in bloody Neasden.
- Mother: Ridin' about on them motorbikes all night, I'm not surprised. It's not normal.
- Jimmy: Oh, yeah? What's normal, then?”
Kate Williams - Mother
Phil Daniels - Jimmy

“Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.”
Andrew Stanton - Crush

“Watching my parents renew their wedding vows is like watching ambulance drivers push the victims back into the wreck.”
Aden Young - Rick Dunne

“We're his parents, we'll handle this. Diane, how do we handle this?”

Rick Moranis - Wayne

“Whether our parents introduce us or whether we meet in a club what difference does it make?”

Parvin Dabas - Hemant Rai

“- Valentijn Gisberts: Will daddy never come back?
- Danny Gisberts: I don't know, darling. Daddy has been very mean to mommy. That's why mommy doesn't know if she wants him back. That's why mommy was mad. Now she's only sad, just like you.”
Alexander Mouissie - Valentijn Gisberts
Geert de Jong - Danny Gisberts

“Why does this guy love me? Why does any parent love any kid? Maybe it's one of those answers we'll never know, like how high is up? Why is the sky blue? And whatever happened to Mrs. Healy?”
Michael Oliver - Junior

“Mommy and Daddy took separate planes for safety, you know, in case one plane crashed, I'd still have a living parent. But Cry Baby, both planes crashed and I never saw my parents alive again.”
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams

“- Peter Shepherd: Do you miss mom and dad?
- Judy Shepherd: No.
- Peter Shepherd: Liar. If you don't cut that out, they're gonna send you to a shrink.
- Judy Shepherd: Where do you think they're gonna send you if you don't start talking?”
Bradley Pierce - Peter Shepherd
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd