Parents quotes

“You see, parents aren't allowed to tell the truth about certain things. Now don't cry.”

Earl Pastko - Mr. Skin (a.k.a. Satan)

“- Michael Cromwell: You sound like an idiot.
- Richard Kempster: I'm a parent! Therefore, I'm an idiot! I have spent every day for the last 12 years worrying about my kids. About their safety, about their happiness, about their crooked teeth.”

Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell
Martin Hayter Short - Richard Kempster

- Batman: You killed my parents.
- Joker: What? What? What are you talking about?
- Batman: I made you, you made me first.
- Joker: Hey, bat-brain, I mean, I was a kid when I killed your parents. I mean, I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me". I mean, how childish can you get?
Michael Keaton - Batman
Jack Nicholson - Joker

“- Curly: Nobody's asked for me, have they?
- Homer Wells: Nobody special enough, Curly.
- Curly: You mean somebody has?
- Homer Wells: Only the right people can have you.”

Spencer Diamond - Curly
Tobey Maguire - Homer Wells

“- Cindy Jo: Larry, darling, your guests are wondering if you're all right? What's the matter, dear?
- Larry Burrows: My parents are divorced.
- Cindy Jo: Of course they are. Everybody's parents are divorced.”
Rene Russo - Cindy Jo
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything.”
Lukas Haas - Richie Norris

“You think you're scared now? Wait till your parents get the bill for breaking Daedalus.”

Kate Capshaw - Andie Bergstrom

“- Harry Lime: Are your parents home?
- Brooke McCallister: Yeah.
- Harry: Do they live here?
- Brooke McCallister: No.
- Harry: No. Why should they? All kids. No parents. Probably a fancy orphanage.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Anna Slotky - Brooke McCallister

“What was always told about Little Margaret was the funny story of how she got her name. Her family's got 12 kids and I guess at the hospital, her Dad forgot they already had a Margaret, and called her Margaret too.”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow

“- Julian: I mean, come on. Can't you tell when I'm telling the truth?
- Benjamin Wells: No. Trust was the first thing you ruined.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Julian
Nicholas Pryor - Benjamin Wells

“- George Bowman: You're going to be a grandma?
- Helen: No, no, no, no. I'm too young to be a grandmother. Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew, and they tell you stories about the Depression. I was at Woodstock, for Christ's sake! I peed in a field! I hung on to The Who's helicopter as it flew away!”
Paul Linke - George Bowman
Dianne Wiest - Helen

“- Hallie: I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea... I'm a genius. Annie, wake up, you're related to a bona fide genius.
- Annie: What are you raving about?
- Hallie: You want to know what Dad is like, right?
- Annie: I was just dreaming I was on your front porch with him.
- Hallie: And I'm dying to know Mom. So what I'm thinking is ... Oh...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“- Jordan Cochran: Are you going to take me home to meet your parents?
- Mitch Taylor: No.
- Jordan Cochran: Why? Are you ashamed of me?
- Mitch Taylor: No, them.”
Michelle Meyrink - Jordan Cochran
Gabriel Jarret - Mitch Taylor

“- Pam Byrnes: Take it easy on the sarcasm. Humor is entirely wasted on my parents.
- Greg Focker: What are they... Amish?”
Teri Polo - Pam Byrnes
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

- Conway Twill: Fucked his parents.
Johnny "The Kid" Pickett: He what?
- Conway Twill: He fucked his parents.
- Johnny "The Kid" Pickett: Both of 'em?
- Conway Twill: Yeah. Mother. Father. Parents. Both of 'em. Fucked 'em.

Michael Wincott - Conway Twill
Eugene Byrd - Johnny "The Kid" Pickett

“If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why can't our mom and his dad?”
Majandra Delfino - Judith Dunhill

“- Julia Cotton: Kirsty... you have surprisingly good taste in men. They didn't tell you, did they? They've changed the rules of the fairy tale. I'm no longer just the wicked stepmother. Now I'm the evil queen. So come on!
- Kirsty Cotton: [Screaming] No!
- Julia Cotton: Take your best shot, Snow White!”
Clare Higgins - Julia Cotton
Ashley Laurence - Kirsty Cotton

“My dad always drives my mum, so that means I gotta ride you!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy

“- Victor Thigpen: Ricky, think my mom's gonna like her?
- Ricky Wade: I don't know... but your dad's gonna love her!”

Brad Grunberg - Victor Thigpen
Corey Feldman - Ricky Wade

“It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.”
Rose McGowan - Tatum Riley

“- Rocky Balboa Jr.: You remember how you were telling me all about deceptions and to watch out for them?
- Rocky Balboa: Yeah.
- Rocky Balboa Jr.: You're the one that should have watched out.”
Sage Stallone - Rocky Balboa Jr.
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Peter and I have nothing in common. You and I, Marty, have a lot in common; parents, dna, bone structure.”

Parker Posey - "Jackie-O" Pascal

“After we get your parents back together, help me split up mine!”

Patrick LaBrecque - Marshall

“- Danny Muldoon: I guess you didn't hurt cousin Jerry when you called his German wife a Nazi who probably slept with Hitler.
- Rose Muldoon: Well, there's no proof that she didn't.”
John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon