Parents quotes

“- Sarah Harding: How do we find the adult?
- Ian Malcolm: Follow the screams!”

Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study.
- Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
- Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather and your father!”
Deanna Lund - Kirsten's Mother
Julie Austin - Kirsten

“Would you like the room where I first violated her mother?”

Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.

“Have you ever thought that you came from a strange or unusual family? Well, after you meet our guests, you might want to adjust your standards.”
Rolonda Watts - Talk Show Hostess

“You hear about some kid who did something stupid, something desperate; what possessed him? How could he do such a terrible thing? Well, it's really quite simple, actually.Consider the life of a teenager. You have parents, teachers telling you what to do, you have movies, magazines and TV telling you what to do, but you know what you have to do....” (continue)(continue reading)
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“Parents always lie to their children, to prepare them for the way they'll be treated later by the government.”
Jean-Hugues Anglade - Sebastien

“I think your mother reads to you every night in order to stupefy you to sleep. So she and daddy can sit down for three measly minutes without you and your mindless, inexhaustible, unstoppable, repetitive and nagging demands. He took my toy. She hit my bear. I want a potty. I want a cookie. I want to stay up. I want, I want, I want, me, me, me,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dustin Hoffman - Captain James Hook

“- Faith Corvatch: Why couldn't we just have arranged marriages in America?
- Kate: Yeah, at least you could spend the rest of your life blaming your parents instead of yourself.”
Marisa Tomei - Faith Corvatch
Bonnie Hunt - Kate

“- Martin Daniels: I have a criminal record. But you know what you're gonna have? You're gonna have a one-way ticket back to your parents!
- Clifford Daniels: Don't send me back to my parents, they hate me!
- Martin Daniels: Not as much as I do!”
Charles Grodin - Martin Daniels
Martin Hayter Short - Clifford Daniels

“I'd rather live with the guilt than with my parents.”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Young Girl

“Personally, I think a boy's penis should look just like his father's.”
Josh Brolin - Agent Tony Kent

“- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Remember when you said I should lock my parents in the closet?
- Matt Finley: Yeah...
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Well, I did! Only I didn't lock them in the closet, I locked them in the basement. Only, I didn't actually lock them in, I nailed the door shut. And I told them I wasn't letting them out until...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kyle Howard - Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf
Mooky Arizona - Matt Finley

“We don't associate with the creative types. We have a Scrabble club. We associate with people with babies.”
Linda Kash - Mrs. Allan Pearl

“- Martin: Um...other end, madam.
- Elizabeth: Whoops! That was a great flight, wasn't it? I mean it was so quick.
- Martin: I've never seen you quite so thirsty, ma'am.
- Elizabeth: Well would you believe, Martin, that I'd never tasted vodka before this trip?
- Martin: Could have fooled me, ma'am.
- Elizabeth: Come on then, let's rock and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Simon Kunz - Martin
Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“Grownup guys are happy in the morning when they wake up. My dad's so happy, he whistles when he goes to the bathroom. The only time he isn't happy is on Sunday morning when he and my mom wrestle. They kind of like to be alone when they do that. I think it's 'cause they take off their shirts and then they start to make funny noises.”
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents.”
William Demarest - Constable Edmund Kockenlocker

“I think Mommy doesn't want to make love to Daddy anymore. I think he tries to force her.”
Diane Franklin - Patricia Montelli

“- Sarah Harding: This isn't hunting, Ian, it's searching. They're looking for their infant.
- Ian Malcolm: Let's not disappoint them.”

Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Zeke: My parents are dead too.
- Marybeth: Really?
- Zeke: Well, they are still breathing, but for all intents and purposes they might as well be dead.”
Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler
Laura Harris - Marybeth Louise Hutchinson

“- Antonio Pirelli: Can I have a month off next August?
- John Carter: What for?
- Antonio Pirelli: Well, you see, my lawyer, he got-a me a divorce, and one month every year I win the custody of my wife's parents.”
Chico Marx - Antonio Pirelli
James Burke - John Carter

“Spy on my parents? You gotta be kidding me! You want me to help you put'em away? Never!”

River Phoenix - Jeff Grant

“- Dexter Reed: I bet you don't have one real problem, do you?
- Ed: I have six toes on my left foot. What kind of problems do you have, Dexter?
- Dexter Reed: Other than the ones you caused? A lot. Most of them started when I was a kid when my parents split up.”
Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“- Mel Horowitz: Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again.
- Cher: They are your parents.”
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“You can sit down with us an eat, or could run outside and shout your little secret to the world. And you know what they'll do, Michael hmm? They'll come here and they'll burn us. Is that what you want, you want to see them burn your parents?”
Randy Quaid - Nick Laemle

“- Dad: What are we gonna do about him?
- Mom: I don't know dear. We could always strangle him while he's asleep.”
Paul Dooley - Dad
Barbara Barrie - Mom