Parents quotes

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: John Cock... tos... ton.
- Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, it's Scotch/Romanian.
- Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Yeah, well, so were my parents.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Dana Wheeler-Nicholson - Gail Stanwyk

“- Mary Katherine Gallagher: So what really happened to your parents?
- Slater: They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks.
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: That happens a lot.”
Molly Shannon - Mary Katherine Gallagher
Harland Williams - Slater

I realized early on, when Amy made her mind up, she made her mind up, and I found it difficult to stand up to her. She would say, "Oh, Mum, you're so soft with me. I can get away with murder. You should be tougher, Mum."

Janis Winehouse - Janis Winehouse

“- Margot Frank: Do you remember how - how I was always taking care of you when you were little?
- Anne Frank: Well, it's my turn to take care of you now.”
Jessica Manley - Margot Frank
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Anne Frank

“There are some things you should know. Um, no kissing, no holding hands. My parents are not Lydia and Gerald. I've never seen them touch, let alone anything else.”

Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol

“- T.J.: Champ, did you love her?
- Billy: Who?
- T.J.: Annie.
- Billy: Of course I loved her, that's why we had you.”
Ricky Schroder - T.J.
Jon Voight - Billy

“- Steve Jobs: Have I ever let you down?
- Joanna Hoffman: Every single goddamn time.
- Steve Jobs: Then I'm due.”
Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs
Kate Winslet - Joanna Hoffman

“In California, I guess you belong to the state; you don't even belong to your parents. It's an old Spanish law.”
Bo Derek

“What you make isn't supposed to be the best part of you. When you're a father... that's what's supposed to be the best part of you, and it's caused me two decades of agony.”
Kate Winslet - Joanna Hoffman

“When I was a little girl my parents would not allow me to go south of 8th mile. And I did not even know what that meant until I got a little older. And I started realizing that that was where the city started and the suburbs ended.”
Olivia Luccardi - Yara

“- Jack Colt: Give me a name!
- Tim Becker: Weren't your parents supposed to do that?”
Emilio Estevez - Jack Colt
Jon Lovitz - Tim Becker

“- Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Dave: What's my mom screaming about?
- Link: She's bumed cause I snaked her last bagel.”
Sean Astin - Dave
Brendan Fraser - Link

“- Rachel Ferrier: Are we gonna be okay?
- Ray Ferrier: I don't know.
- Rachel Ferrier: What do you mean you don't know? Are you okay?”
Dakota Fanning - Rachel Ferrier
Tom Cruise - Ray Ferrier

“My mum had her children, was bringing them up single-handedly because when my dad was there, he was never there. He was just never there, like for the important bits.”
Yasiin Bey - Yasiin Bey

“- Dill: Yeah, no dating.
- Rosemary: No dating.
- Dill: No dating for you, young lady.
- Olive: Oh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face.”

Stanley Tucci - Dill
Patricia Clarkson - Rosemary
Emma Stone - Olive

“Has it ever occurred to you that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids?”
Keith Gordon - Arnie Cunningham

“My parents were two very idealistic, incredibly bright, narcissists. I was like their vanity project.”
Claire Danes - Sookie

“- John Bender: You get along with your parents?
- Andrew Clark: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?
- John Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too.”
Judd Nelson - John Bender
Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark

“- Valerie: It's too bad Mom and Dad didn't get a divorce before you were born.
- Courtney: I love you, too.”
Robin Stille - Valerie
Jennifer Meyers - Courtney

“This whole thing is about parenting. It's about taking care of your children. You take care of yours, I take care of mine.”
Bruce Willis - Sonny Truelove

“I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.”
Brad Pitt - John Smith

“- Alex Cross: I'm a policeman. My name is Alex Cross. I'm a friend of your parents.
- Megan Rose: Can you take me to them?
- Alex Cross: Nothing would give me greater pleasure.”
Morgan Freeman - Alex Cross
Mika Boorem - Megan Rose

“You're my parents, for God's sake, stop trusting me.”
Ben Foster - Berke Landers

“- Angelo Barberini: So you think this will kill them?
- Anna Barberini: Yeah, it will kill them.”

Luke Kirby - Angelo Barberini
Claudia Ferri - Anna Barberini