Parents quotes

“As husband to my grandmother I am my own grandpa!”
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“Children got to live by their parent’s rules!”
Daveed Diggs - Sebastian

“I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special.”
Kara Hayward - Suzy

“DNA does not make you a father.”
Marsha Stephanie Blake - Vivian Maddox

“Alan Harper-Hey, mom, here's some good news. It seems with medical breakthroughs, the average life span will soon be a hundred years.
Evelyn Harper-Wonderful, more time to be ignored by your children.
”

Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Failing classes is not the only way to get attention from your parents. A lot of girls, when they're having a bad time at home, just go slutty.”
Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“Kitty Forman-Red, say something.
Red Forman-It's more fun than it looks.”

Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“Hey, kids, reel it in! You're only supposed to make mom and dad miserable!”

Steve Buscemi - Wayne

“Now, if you choose not to respond to my parental authority, I should warn you, I have mind altering drugs in the other room and I'm not afraid to use them.”
Treat Williams - Dr. Andrew ''Andy'' Brown

“There is a look that parents of well behaved children, give to the parents of the not so well behaved. A look that says ‘you should learn to control your kids. After all, they’re your responsibility’.”
Brenda Strong - Mary Alice Young

“Honoring your parents sounds great, but if you take it too far, well, you might forget to honor yourself.”
Rosalie Chiang - Meilin

“Gym Teacher-Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.
Lisa-You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?”
Tress MacNeille - Gym Teacher
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson

“They don’t have to understand you, they’re your parents. They love you.”
Laverne Cox - Kacy Duke

“Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.”
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“You know, I'm starting to get why parents lie to their kids. You want them to believe that the worst thing out there is to mix some Pop Rocks and Coke. Protect them from the real evil. You want them going to bed feeling safe. If that means lying to them, so be it. More I think about it...more I wish dad would've lied to us.”
Jensen Ackles - Dean Winchester

“Children begin by loving their parents. As they grow older they judge them, sometimes they forgive them.”

Joe Mantegna - David Rossi

“You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents' misery, you're just a symptom of it.”
Spencer Grammer - Summer Smith

“My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took a while to figure myself out.”
Abbi Jacobson - Katie Mitchell

“Never forget how much your family loves you.”
Alanna Ubach - Mamá Imelda

“I am not like the rest of my family. There’s something that makes me different.”
Anthony Gonzalez - Miguel

Whatever Dad puts in front of you, take a bite and say, "Mmm, just like Mom's". Okay?
Janel Parrish - Margot

“I only wish that my parents could have been here to see this…but they were unable to get flights from New Jersey in time.”
Steve Carrell - General Mark R. Naird

“Maybe the mistake we make is thinking our parents will change. And maybe they did a better job than we give them credit for. And maybe there, amid all the crap they dumped on us, are some things worth keeping. Like a passion for something you never knew you had. Or the ability to constantly surround yourself with people who love you.”
Zach Braff - J.D.

“- Honore Lachaille: I have to tell you... your parents bore me to death.
- Gaston Lachaille: Me too.
- Honore Lachaille: But I've known them longer, so they've been boring me longer.”
Maurice Chevalier - Honoré Lachaille
Louis Jourdan - Gaston Lachaille

“- Sarbojaya Ray: You'll educate the boy, give him his sacred thread, teach him to worship the gods. Durga will find a good husband. Two meals a day, new clothes twice a year - what more could we want?
- Harihar Ray: We'll have all that and more. My ancestors were writers, after all. They left a legacy that can't be ignored. Just wait two years....” (continue)(continue reading)
Karuna Bannerjee - Sarbojaya Ray
Kanu Bannerjee - Harihar Ray