Parents quotes

“- Charlene: Where are his parents?
- Milly: That's the weird part. When Eric was five years old, his parents went on a trip to Spain or France or someplace like that. The plane crashed and they died.”
Bonnie Bedelia - Charlene
Lucy Deakins - Milly

“- Sarah: Tomorrow my parents are going to know I'm not a virgin anymore!
- Tom: You haven't been a virgin since college.
- Sarah: Yeah, but tomorrow they're going to know for sure.”

Brittany Murphy - Sarah
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

“I saw my parents as gods whose every wish must be obeyed or I would suffer the penalty of anguish and guilt.”
Natalie Wood

“- Andrew Paxton: I'm not rich. My parents are rich.
- Margaret Tate: Which is the kind of thing that only a rich person would say.”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“- Moonie Pottie: I can't go.
- Cecil Sweeney: Why not?
- Moonie Pottie: It's breaking their hearts.
- Cecil Sweeney: That's normal.
- Moonie Pottie: Not for me, it isn't.”

Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie
Andrew McCarthy - Cecil Sweeney

“- Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
- Toula: You, all our lives.”
Lainie Kazan - Maria
Nia Vardalos - Toula

“I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all.”
Ben Affleck - Batman

“Be a good girl... Or boy... Whatever. Don't make the same mistakes your mum and dad made... Especially your dad.”

Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“- Sam Brenner: Is it your birthday?
- Matty: No. My parents are getting a divorce.
- Sam Brenner: Oh. So it's like 10 birthdays.”
Adam Sandler - Brenner
Matt Lintz - Matty

“- Junior: Orphan Tulip?
- Tulip: Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart!”
Andy Samberg - Junior
Katie Crown - Tulip

“- Frank: Wow! Jake, check it out. That's a peregrine falcon.
- Jake: A peregrine like the headmistress?
- Frank: Sure... That's probably where Grandpa came up with that whole turning into a bird thing.”

Chris O'Dowd - Frank
Asa Butterfield - Jake

“- Dr. Jerome Davenport: Where'd you spend your childhood?
- Antwone Fisher: Cleveland.
- Dr. Jerome Davenport: Parents still live there?
- Antwone Fisher: I never had any parents.
- Dr. Jerome Davenport: They deceased?
- Antwone Fisher: I never - I never had parents.
- Dr. Jerome Davenport: That would make you a medical miracle, Seaman Fisher....” (continue)(continue reading)
Denzel Washington - Dr. Jerome Davenport
Derek Luke - Antwone Fisher

“Your son got angry at you. Welcome to parenthood.”

James Hong - Mr. Ping

“Children don't know their parents ordeals. Sure, they know certain details, striking elements. And they know what they need to know to be on one side or the other.”
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies, at some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.”
Ryan Reynolds - Wade

“- Cecil: They talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun.
- Honey: Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget.
- Fidget: Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!”

Stephen Dorff - Cecil
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock
Eric Barry - Fidget

“A week ago I bought a rifle, I went to the store - I bought a rifle! I was gonna... if they told me I had a tumor, I was gonna kill myself. The only thing that might have stopped me is that my parents would be devastated. I would have to shoot them also, first. And then I have an aunt and uncle, it would've been a blood bath.”
Woody Allen - Mickey

“- Frank: It's like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening.
- Gil: That's true.
- Frank: There is no end zone. You never cross the goal line, spike the ball and do your touchdown dance. Never.”

Jason Robards - Frank
Steve Martin - Gil

“- Jerry Siegel: What about your parents, are they Democrat or Republican?
- Ty Ventura: What's the difference these days?
- Christopher: I love this kid.
- Jerry Siegel: Well, what's not to love.”
Stanley Tucci - Jerry Siegel
Tyler Posey - Ty Ventura
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall

“- Sergeant Reznik: You were infected yet recovered while your family didn't.
- Ben Parish: That's why they call me 'zombie'.”
Maria Bello - Sergeant Reznik
Nick Robinson - Ben Parish

“- Gustav Bloch-Bauer: And now... as you go... I ask you only one thing... my liebling.
- Young Maria Altmann: What is it, papa?
- Gustav Bloch-Bauer: Remember us.”
Allan Corduner - Gustav Bloch-Bauer
Helen Mirren - Young Maria Altmann

“I prefer my enemies holding an axe, not a baby.”
Toby Kebbell - Durotan

“- Number Six: We're the children of humanity. That makes them our parents in a sense.
- Aaron Doral: True, but parents have to die. It's the only way children can come into their own.”
Tricia Helfer - Number Six
Matthew Bennett - Aaron Doral

“- Phil Foster: We are going to die.
- Claire Foster: I don't want the kids to live with your mother.
- Phil Foster: What?
- Claire Foster: She's awful.”

Steve Carrell - Phil Foster
Tina Fey - Claire Foster

“Why do parents always say 'dream big' when they really mean, not too big?”
Elena Kampouris - Paris