Rejection quotes

“- Vince Latello: Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.
- Michael Harlan: Oh yeah.
- Vince Latello: Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.
- Michael Harlan: What did she do?
- Vince Latello: Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the Dictionary!”
Fisher Stevens - Vince Latello
John Stockwell - Michael Harlan

“Biff Tannen, I wouldn't be your girl even if - even if you had a million dollars.”
Lea Thompson - Lorraine

“- Sonya Blade: Where the hell are we?
- Johnny Cage: Do I look like your travel agent?”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Sonya Blade
Linden Ashby - Johnny Cage

“- Dowager Empress Marie: You saved her life and mine and you restored her to me. Yet you want no reward.
- Dimitri: Not anymore.
- Dowager Empress Marie: Why the change of mind?
- Dimitri: It was more a change of heart.”
Dame Angela Lansbury - The Dowager Empress Marie
John Cusack - Dimitri

“In my bed, I've got two teddies, I've got a rabbit, I've got two dollies, and one Susan, she's got a bad eye, and then I've got a green giraffe which I won at a fair, he was the only one left, I felt really sorry for him, then there's Buzz, Woody, the alien, and then I've got a fluffy pink hot water bottle. So, there's just not enough room for...” (continue)(continue reading)

Emma Bunton - Baby Spice

“- Silas Crow: You see that? I offer the crow my last smoke, and he bites me.
- Frank Fencepost: Probably trying to quit.”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost

“- Bonnie: No. It'd kill him not to play in the park. He loves it.
- Bruce Pandolfini: It just makes my job harder.
- Bonnie: Then your job's harder.”

Joan Allen - Bonnie Waitzkin
Ben Kingsley - Bruce Pandolfini

What part of "no" don't you understand, Strode? The "N" or the "O"?
Charles Walker - Captain Fredricks

- Doctor Rock: So what's your sign?
- Pauline Axelrod: Stop.
- Doctor Rock: That's really cute. I thought it was "slippery when wet".
Jim Belushi - Dr. Rock
Valerie Wildman - Pauline Axelrod

“- Timon: So where you from?
- Young Simba: Who cares? I can't go back.
- Timon: Ah, you're an outcast! That's great. So are we.”
Nathan Lane - Timon
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Young Simba

“- Rusty: What could you be scared of, huh? What's the worst fear, that you'll fall in the street? That someone'll make fun of you? I mean, what?
- Walt Koontz: That no one will want to sleep with me anymore.
- Rusty: Guess what, somebody won't.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

“- Luther Whitney: You're the only family I have.
- Kate Whitney: Luther, you don't have me.”
Clint Eastwood - Luther Whitney
Laura Linney - Kate Whitney

- Genie: I'm free. I'm free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile". Wish for the Nile. Try that!
- Aladdin: Uh... I wish for the Nile.
- Genie: No way! Oh, does that feel good!

Robin Williams - The Genie
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“When me and my mom went into court to buy our divorce our lawyer sucked as usual, so I went up there and told the judge myself about all the beatings, about how he made us sleep in the street. And that's when my father became my ex-father, and now I got you, and you're a drunk and a bad lawyer too! So now I'm gettin' rid of you, you're fired, okay?”

Brad Renfro - Mark Sway

“- Kenny Fisher: 'Sup, ladies? Yo Jana, wanna dance?
- Jana: I'm allergic.
- Kenny Fisher: You're allergic to dancing?
- Jana: Yeah.”
Seth Green - Kenny Fisher
Clea DuVall - Jana

“No! I don't wanna become a demon! Please stop, Okkoto!”

Claire Danes - San

- Patty: Seems to me it's all this cheap little tart's fault.
- Elvira: Cheap? Who are you callin' cheap? What's that perfume you're wearing, "Catch of the Day"?
- Patty: Look, honey. I don't know which hole you crawl out of, but I suggest you crawl right back in if you know what's good for you.
Susan Kellermann - Patty
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira

“- Rachel: Unisex.
- Joey: Maybe you need sex. I just had it a few days ago.
- Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.
- Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“- Mayor Scanarotti: Not as long, dear, as I've got a breath in my body.
- Valentina Scanarotti: All right. We'll fix that right away.”

Stefano Masciarelli - Mayor Scanarotti
Fabiana Formica - Valentina Scanarotti

“- Winston Connelly: Hey, you want to dance?
- Tara Mitchell: What I want, Winston, is... I want out of here and I want out now!
- Winston Connelly: Why? Don't you know how to dance?”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

“The only way you'll ever end up lying next to me, Max, is if we're run down by the same car.”
Kathryn Harrold - Monique

“- Judge: Judge Dredd, we have to reconstitute the Council. We'd like you to consider first position as Chief Justice.
- Judge Dredd: I'm a Street Judge. And I'm very late for work.”
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd

“- Angus Bethune: I'm hoping to prove that within every normal system, there exists an aberration. Something different.
- Mr. Kessler: The Chaos theory.
- Angus Bethune: The Bethune Theory.
- Mr. Kessler: Your hypothesis?
- Angus Bethune: When a small, abnormal element is forced into a larger normal system, the element will either be rejected or...” (continue)(continue reading)

Charlie Talbert - Angus Bethune
Wesley Mann - Mr. Kessler

“- Dr. Treger: Bobby, I want you to meet my colleague, Dr. Hamilton.
- Bobby: I'd like you to get the fuck outta here!
- Dr. Treger: It's all right.
- Bobby: Get out of here! Are you deaf? Get out of my room! Get out of here, you bitch, get out of here! Get out of my room!”
Jackie Burroughs - Dr. Treger
Sean Mitchell - Bobby

“- Les Anderson: I'm with her!
- Club Doorman: Boy, you wouldn't be with her if she was your siamese twin. Now get lost.”
Corey Haim - Les Anderson
Eric Rosse - Club Doorman