Rejection quotes

“- Peter: I love you, but...
- Both: I'm not in love with you.
- Peter: I don't want to get married.
- Bride: I don't want to get married, either.
- Both: We are not getting married!”
Thomas Jane - Peter Donahue

“We have a weapon more powerful... than any in the whole arsenal of the British Empire! That weapon... is our refusal!”
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“- Eric: You guys thought she was shit, right? Mark, don't look at me like this. You guys said it. You thought she was shit.
- Mark: What did you do?
- Eric: Nothing. l didn't do anything. It's just Lisa was acting all happy, you know, like we were going steady. And l had to break the news to her that she was just a pump. You know... a nut. She...” (continue)(continue reading)

Zachery Ty Bryan - Eric
Dylan Bruno - Mark

“I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize.”

Clive Owen - Smith

“You stay away from me, man! Hey, smoke a fuckin' peace pipe!”

Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“I miss the days when you had one phone number and one answering machine and that one answering machine has one cassette tape and that one cassette tape either had a message from a guy or it didn't. And now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It's exhausting.”
Drew Barrymore - Mary

- Marianne Graves: You lying... gutless... son of a... yellow snodbugger, toad, bellybutton... I can"t think of enough awful things to say about you, you bastard!
- Rick Jarmin: I guess that's a 'no' on examining my butt.
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin

“- Lisker: I killed you once, and I'll kill you again.
- The Guyver: You can't kill me. I've been rejected by death.”
Michael Berryman - Lisker
Jack Armstrong - Guyver

“- Receptionist: Did you say no?
- Caitlin Rose: If I said no, is it rape?
- Receptionist: No is no.”
Lidia Porto - Receptionist
Tiffani Thiessen - Caitlin Rose

“- Marylin Rexroth: What are you after Miles?
- Miles Massey: Well, I'm a lot like you. Just looking for an ass to mount.
- Marylin Rexroth: Well, don't look at mine.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin
George Clooney - Miles

“Well, as far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way of being rejected by women.”
Steve Zahn - George Pappas

“- Vladimir: An unspoken attraction!
- Dimitri: Attraction?! To that skinny little brat? Have you lost your mind?
- Vladimir: I was only asking a simple question...
- Dimitri: Attraction... ridiculous!”

Kelsey Grammer - Vladimir
John Cusack - Dimitri

“- Ms. Jones: I don't want my windshield clean. So, just get out of here.
- Mr. Huey: Oh, you just think you don't want your windshield clean.
- Ms. Jones: No, I know that I don't want my windshield cleaned. So, get out of here.
- Mr. Huey: Oh, come on. Don't be like that. Just think of me as the Moses of dirty windshields, leading you through...” (continue)(continue reading)

Roma Maffia - Ms. Jones
Charles S. Dutton - Huey

“- Cort: Last night, The Kid. Tonight, Herod. You're a busy woman. Any man in this town you're not interested in?
- Ellen: Yeah. You.”
Russell Crowe - Cort
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“- Emma Dinsmore: Does the fact that you called seventeen times last night with no response from me send any kind of signal to you?
- Alex Sheldon: I mean, I'm not an idiot. I figured you probably wanted to talk to me but that your machine was broken.”
Kate Hudson - Emma Dinsmore
Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

“- Crystal: Michael, I want to be worshipped, serenaded like a goddess.
- Michael Harlan: Oh come on, bullshit.
- Crystal: That is exactly what my Cosmo Romantiscope told me you'd say Michael.”
Pat Simmons - Crystal
John Stockwell - Michael Harlan

“I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can't expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives.”

Marcel Dalio - Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest

“- Jafar: It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself belongs on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen...
- Princess Jasmine: Never!”

Jonathan Freeman - Jafar
Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine

- Jean: I don't see why I have to do all the dirty work. There must be plenty of rich old dames just waiting for you to push them around.
- "Colonel" Harrington: You find them, I'll push them.
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean
Charles Coburn - "Colonel" Harrington

“- Woman in Green: I've been watching you all night from across the room.
- Frank Farmer: Why don't you go back there and keep watching?”
Victoria Bass - Woman in Green
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer

“Are my eyes blind that I must fall to my knees to worship a maniac who has made of my country a concentration camp, who has made of my people slaves? Must I kiss the hand that beats me, lick the boot that kicks me, no!”
J. Carrol Naish - Giuseppe

“- Nikki Finn: Hey! You know what I think, huh? I think that you want to stay with me. Yeah. But you just can't admit it.
- Louden Trott: You think that I'd want to stay with you? I mean, that I would actually want to stay with you? Do you believe this? Lady, I'm surprised your shadow keeps you company!”
Madonna - Nikki Finn
Griffin Dunne - Loudon Trott

“I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is... by the way, how rich is he?”

Janice Karman - Brittany Miller

“Sometimes I wish mother was here so I could send you back to her.”

Jeremy Irons - Esteban Trueba

“- Ty Cobb: I am the Georgia Peach. I have 4,191 base hits in 11,429 at bats, 920 stolen bases, 2,244 runs scored, and 93 batting records; and I want you to take off every stitch of your clothes.
- Ramona: I don't think so.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ty Cobb
Lolita Davidovich - Ramona