Rejection quotes

“- Colonel Frank Fitts: I'd rather you were dead than be a fuckin' faggot.
- Ricky Fitts: You're right. I suck dick for money.
- Colonel Frank Fitts: Boy, don't start.
- Ricky Fitts: Two thousand dollars - I'm that good.
- Colonel Frank Fitts: Get out!
- Ricky Fitts: And you should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three States.
- Colonel...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Cooper - Colonel Fitts
Wes Bentley - Ricky Fitts

“- King Henry VIII: Your sister is gone as you wished. Will you give yourself to me now?
- Anne Boleyn: No. When you are loyal to me above all others.”
Eric Bana - Henry Tudor
Natalie Portman - Anne Boleyn

“- Dallas: What should we do to kill some time? I know... Let's fuck.
- Casey: That's happening. Even if you weren't the most disgusting bitch I've ever met, I'd have to decline. You see, I'm a married man.”

Paulina Porizkova - Dallas
Thomas Jane - Casey

“- Sarah: You're incapable of exciting me, Steel, except as an anthropologic curiosity.
- Steel: Oh, what the hell does that mean, Rickles?
- Rickles: It means you're a caveman, asshole! You're a fuckin' throwback! You've been spendin' too much time underground!”
Lori Cardille - Sarah
Gary Howard Klar - Steel
Ralph Marrero - Rickles

“He's in love with someone who's not in love with him. How do you think he is?”
Jason Biggs - Hunter

- Jennifer Haines: Didn't anyone ever say no to you before?
- David Edgar Greenhill: Yes, my wife said "No" just before I threw her out the window.
Rebecca De Mornay - Jennifer Haines
Don Johnson - David Edgar Greenhill

“At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.”

Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine

“I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.”

Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“Amanda, if I have to hear about him one more time, I'm gonna cut my ears off and mail 'em to him.”
Lawrence Gilliard Jr. - Nolan Traynor

“Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you, how shitty it feels to be an outcast.”

Emma Stone - Olive

“- Noelle: Disappointment doesn't kill.
- Abby: Right... rejection kills. Disappointment only maims.”
Uma Thurman - Noelle
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“- Melissa: I lied.
- Eddie: Lied about what?
- Melissa: About everything. You just don't turn me on, really. But c'mon, at least I gave you a chance. You just didn't come through. Anyway, I was kind of hoping Nick would come back and find you with me.
- Eddie: Why'd you lie?
- Melissa: You know, make him jealous.
- Eddie: Rejection. Okay, fine....” (continue)(continue reading)
Susan Jennifer Sullivan - Melissa
Jeff Bennett - Eddie

“I'm never gonna get married. Not ever. Even if you paid me a hundred and fifty dollars.”

Ari Meyers - Debbie

“- Mary: If you don't get out of my house, I'll have my father's guards throw you out!
- Christopher Tracy: Why? 'Cause you ain't bad enough to do it yourself?”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Mary Sharon
Prince - Christopher Tracy

“- Emma Woodhouse: The most incomprehensible thing in the world to a man is a woman who rejects his offer of marriage.
- Mr Knightley: I do not comprehend it because it is madness.”

Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“From this day, from this time on, I'll never raise my hand against another man.”
Nick Nolte - Learoyd

“- Abby: Say something.
- Brian: I want to make love to you.
- Abby: Never on the first phone call.”

Janeane Garofalo - Abby
Ben Chaplin - Brian

“- Nick: These are black pearls.
- Olive: Oh, don't give me that. I never heard of black pearls.
- Nick: Just because you never heard of them it doesn't mean they don't exist.
- Olive: What do you think I am, some kind of chump? They're black, for God's sake. They probably came from defective oysters.”
Joe Viterelli - Nick Valenti
Jennifer Tilly - Olive Neal

“- Juliana: Ruber.
- Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...
- Juliana: Impertinent pig.
- Ruber: Is that a no?”
Jane Seymour - Juliana
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ruber

“- Ron: What about our weekend in the Catskills? I've already paid for the room!
- Ruby: Well, then you can go there and you can jerk off. Cause that's what you are - a real fuckin' jerk off!”
Joseph Lyle Taylor - Ron
Jennifer Esposito - Ruby

“- Jeri: How'd the date go?
- Andy: I got Ninja-Fucked.”
Janeane Garofalo - Jeri
Luke Wilson - Andy

“- Toby Hart: It's for you, Mom. It's Uncle Max.
- Penny Hart: Uncle Max. I don't believe it. Tell him that I'm, uh... Tell him that I'm not here.
- Toby Hart: She says to say she's not here.
- Max Devlin: Huh? Well, then you tell her it's somebody else. I have to talk to her.
- Toby Hart: He says to say he's someone else.”
Adam Rich - Toby Hart
Susan Anspach - Penny Hart
Elliott Gould - Max Devlin

“- Brittany Miller: If you think I'm going to marry that pint-sized twerp, you're nuts!
- Arabian Prince: Pint-sized twerp? I love that! ...What is a twerp?”
Janice Karman - Brittany Miller
Nancy Cartwright - Arabian Prince

“- Leonard Marliston: Cindy, come on, I think it's important in time like this, we offer each other some support.
- Cindy: I'd like to offer the killer's ass some support... in the fucking electric chair.”
Jay Mohr - Leonard Marliston
Kristen Miller - Cindy

“- Matthew: I can't. I'm sorry.
- Melissa: Is it me?
- Matthew: No no no, it's not you. It's me. I'm not attracted to you.
- Melissa: Oh.
- Matthew: Now, I don't want you to take this as a rejection, but as an acceptance between two people whose needs are profoundly incompatible.”
Peter Dvorsky - Matthew
Victoria Jackson - Melissa