Rejection quotes

“- Arlo Pear: Maybe we'll send you a plane ticket and you can visit us at Christmas.
- Frank Crawford: Good but I won't.”
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear
Randy Quaid - Frank Crawford

“To become a good actor, you have to keep watching, and if you see nothing worth copying, you'll see something to avoid.”
Al Pacino

“They're going to send me back to Omaha and I don't even live there!”
Eric Bruskotter - Rube Baker

He started hitting me and beat me unconscious, he taught me a lesson he thought I'd never forget, he knew what I was even before I did, the morning I left for college he walked into my room and held out his hand and it was filled with money, a big sweaty wad of money and he said: "Take this and I don't want you ever to come back", I grabbed him... (continue)(continue reading)

Greg Kinnear - Simon Bishop

“My stomach turned the last time we made out and your gut flapped against me; those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our sorry marriage of convenience. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate...” (continue)(continue reading)

Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“- Ace Hanlon: You wanna play poker with me, little lady?
- Ellen: Looks like you're having a pretty good time playing with yourself.”
Lance Henriksen - Ace Hanlon
Sharon Stone - Ellen

“I don't go to the movies. Maybe it's the same as not eating hot dogs after you've worked in a slaughterhouse. You know it's all made from ears and ass parts.”
Harrison Ford

“- Ma Flodder: Where did you find that? That face I haven't seen for ten years.
- Johnnie: It was under your bed.
- Ma Flodder: Away with that. I don't want to be involved with your father.
- Dochter Kees: Is that my father?
- Ma Flodder: His father, not yours.”

Nelly Frijda - Ma Flodder
Huub Stapel - Johnnie
Tatjana Simic - Dochter Kees

“- Cosmo Reif: I love you.
- Jasmine: Cosmo, if you love me, leave me alone.”
Jason Priestley - Cosmo Reif
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Jasmine

“You were bitten by a chuckwalla. That shouldn't have happened. It's a reptile of peace. I have a theory. This isn't the first time that nature's lashed out at you like this. I believe it's because your life is fundamentally at odds with the natural world. Therefore, nature rejects you.”

Bradley Cooper - Demo

“- Lydia Mertz: Russell wants his money, and his CDs.
- Suzanne Stone Maretto: Really? Well, you tell Russell if he doesn't keep his mouth shut, he's gonna be playing his goddamn CDs in the gas chamber!”
Alison Folland - Lydia Mertz
Nicole Kidman - Suzanne Stone

“- Preacher: But you can't object yet.
- Pope Sweet Jesus: Well I am objeculatin' prematurely!”
Richard Gant - Preacher
Eddie Griffin - Pope Sweet Jesus

“I just wanted to spend the night with you, not eternity!”

Meg Ryan - Sydney Fuller

“- Hannibal Lecter: I love you.
- Lady Murasaki: What is left in you to love?”
Gaspard Ulliel - Hannibal Lecter
Li Gong - Lady Murasaki

“- Taro: To hell with Nekron and his offer. We are free men, not slaves.
- Subhuman: King Jarol, be reasonable.
- Jarol: My son, Taro, speaks more with his heart than with his head. But he speaks for all of us.
- Taro: There can be no alliance. We will fight you to the death.
- Subhuman: Perhaps, you will soon change your mind.”
William Ostrander - Taro
Jimmy Bridges - Subhuman
Leo Gordon - Jarol

- Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?
- Dr. Evil: How about... "no", Scott? Okay?
Seth Green - Scott Evil
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Jennifer: I know we've never met, and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.
- Gale: Hmm, that would explain my constant headaches.”
Parker Posey - Jennifer Jolie
Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers

“- Megan: I'm pretty sure Scott thinks the nanny job is gonna make me less restless. Make me wanna get pregnant.
- Dr. Kamal Abdic: And that's not the case?
- Megan: When I finish work every night, I run home and I get in the shower, and I wash the smell of that baby off of me as fast as I can.”
Haley Bennett - Megan
Edgar Ramírez - Dr. Kamal Abdic

“No means no. Don't you guys get that? What is it, you stop understanding English when you get a hard-on?”
Rose McGowan - Debbie Strand

“- Hedda Hopper: Now what do you do when you love something but it stops loving you back?
- Louis B. Mayer: You fight.
- Hedda Hopper: No, no, no. You love it more until it surrenders.”
Helen Mirren - Hedda Hopper
Richard Portnow - Louis B. Mayer

- Julia: You used me. You took the Mexico Ditch! You never even heard of it before!
- Kevin: Of course. I didn't realize you had a copyright on a ditch. What other forces of nature are yours?
- Julia: I will keep this simple. I. Me. This person in front of you. I do not. Not. The international symbol for "no". I do not want you near me again!
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Geena Davis - Julia
Michael Keaton - Kevin

“It’s not like they all rejected me. I happen to have standards.”
Travis Tope - Charlie Miller

“He didn't feel worthy because he was rejected, basically. And I don't know how anybody deals with having your whole family reject you.”

Jenny Cobain - Herself

“- Sheriff Chappy Dent: I guess like everybody I'm scared of bein', you know, rejected.
- Harry Sawyer: There's no way, man. You're a real catch, you're a man's man, a nice guy. You've got your health. And everybody knows what a turn-on that uniform is.”
William H. Macy - Chappy
Jeremy Northam - Harry

“I’d like to oblige you but it’s rather late and dark.”

John Le Mesurier