Rejection quotes

“- Aurora Greenway: Do you have any reaction at all to my telling you I love you?
- Garrett Breedlove: I was just inches from a clean getaway.”
Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway
Jack Nicholson - Garrett Breedlove

“Good for you. Yay... go gay! But, um, unfortunately I got my own shit to deal with so... I'll see you later.”

Jesse Eisenberg - Jimmy

“No respectable gentleman is that respectable.”

Sir Sean Connery - Pierce

“- Elliott Cooper: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.
- Holly Waits: Release your instincts in the bathroom.
- Elliott Cooper: Are you nuts? You tryin' to turn me into a homo?
- Holly Waits: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jason Wright - Elliott Cooper
Connie Young - Holly Waits

“I appreciate you taking time to chat, but I'm not in the mood for idle conversation. So if it should happen again, I think we should both try to ignore each other, 'cos I'm not one of your students who's gonna faint every time you say hello. I am a tough, cold career woman who has absolutely nothing in common with a veterinarian from...” (continue)(continue reading)

Diane Keaton - J.C. Wiatt

“I tried to put my tongue in her mouth and she punched me in the penis.”

Paul Giamatti - Veal Chop

- Vinny: Come on, get in the car. Please, baby.
- Dionna: Baby? Don't you dare "baby" me! I'm gonna wait here! I'm gonna wait here until somebody comes along. You know what? I'm gonna wait here until some soul brother comes along in his big black Cadillac. And you know and I know that he's got a big black dick too.
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“I loved a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairytale.”
Helena Bonham Carter - Jenny - Young

“I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away? You're just not my type.”

Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“- Caitlin Rose: Is it rape if I let him into my house according to the law?
- Receptionist: Let me call a nurse.
- Caitlin Rose: Is it rape if I didn't want to do it even if he's a friend of mine?
- Receptionist: Look, I just answer the phones...”

Tiffani Thiessen - Caitlin Rose
Lidia Porto - Receptionist

“I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!”
Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather

I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says "My hair makes me closer to Jesus". I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done!

Bonnie Hunt - Dr. Gail Holland

“Mr. Falzone, what's the fewest number of words you can use to get out that door?”
Angelina Jolie - Mary Bell

“- Charlie McFadden: I hope you're not taking over our operation.
- Harv: Help... put me down...”

Don Keith Opper - Charlie McFadden
M. Emmet Walsh - Harv

“- Spaldoni: I'm out.
- Big Boy Caprice: It only works if we're all in.
- Spaldoni: Then it doesn't work.”
James Caan - Spaldoni
Al Pacino - Big Boy Caprice

“- Linda: I can just imagine sex with you! Pathetic fumbling to find the bra strap, the slobbery kisses, belching into some poor girl's mouth because you had too much chili sauce on your kabab. And then, the main event which is either over in seconds or not at all because you're too fucking pissed!
- Kevin: So I take that as a definite no?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charlotte Brittain - Linda
Tim Harris - Kevin

“I won't have my son looking like bastard hippie.”
Om Puri - George Khan

“Hey you, you listen to me. You don't wanna fuck with me, okay? I hope you had sex last night, 'cause I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna cut off your dick, then I'm gonna feed it to my pit, then I'm gonna burn the shit when it comes out my goddam dog's ass, you hear me? Don't fuck with me, bitch!”

Ice-T - Mack Daddy

“- Chuck: Hey, Casey, do you like sex with death?
- Casey: Yeah, so fuck off and die.”
John Philbin - Chuck
Jewel Shepard - Casey

“- Lauren Slaughter: What was that with the waiter?
- Japanese Businessman: I say you very good looking.
- Lauren Slaughter: I thought I heard a reference to money.
- Japanese Businessman: You speak Japanese?
- Lauren Slaughter: I'm not on the menu, Mr. Matsushita. I decide what I do after dinner. And in your case, it's no. Definitely no.”
Sigourney Weaver - Lauren Slaughter
Eiji Kusuhara - Japanese Businessman

“- Luis Molina: No matter how lonely she may be she keeps men at a distance.
- Valentin Arregui: She's probably got bad breath or something.”
William Hurt - Luis Molina
Raul Julia - Valentin Arregui

“- Tito: Allow me to introduce myself: I am Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico de Tito.
- Georgette: Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep!”
Cheech Marin - Tito
Bette Midler - Georgette

“- Skip Donahue: I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploitation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave!
- Warden Walter Beatty: I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is very important to me!
- Skip Donahue: Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue
Barry Corbin - Warden Walter Beatty

“- Becky Beaner: What's the name of this group?
- Invisible Boy: The Super Dudes!
- The Bowler: No, no, no, not the Super Dudes.
- Mr. Furious: We're not the Super Dudes. We don't have a name yet, but we're definitely not the Super Dudes.”
Monet Mazur - Becky Beaner
Kel Mitchell - Invisible Boy
Janeane Garofalo - Bowler
Ben Stiller - Furious

“- Grant: Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park.
- Hammond: Neither do I.”
Sam Neill - Grant
Richard Attenborough - Hammond