Relationships quotes

“- Adam Jones: Pretend you're my girlfriend.
- Helene: If I was your girlfriend, you'd probably hold my arm.
- Adam Jones: No, if you were my girlfriend, we would have got into an argument in the taxi. We wouldn't even be talking.”
Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones
Sienna Miller - Helene

“- Julia Russell: You did not want a woman to be interested in you just because you owned a pretty bank account.
- Luis Antonio Vargas: Um, yes.
- Julia Russell: Yes. Well, then we have something in common. We are both not to be trusted.”
Angelina Jolie - Julia Russell
Antonio Banderas - Luis Antonio Vargas

“- Diane: What went wrong?
- Will Henry: I guess she just stopped talking. And I enjoyed the silence too much.”
Regina Hall - Diane
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“I was such a new star he could have ended my career within fifteen minutes after I walked out of that office. I had no interest in being a waiter.”

Clark Gable

“For me, college wasn't a breeze. I had 8 o'clock classes, I worked from 3 to 11 at the Settlement House. On weekends, if Northwestern Bell needed me, I'd troubleshoot for them, and I had a steady girl. God!”
Henry Fonda

“- Lenny Feder: Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: As long as I am the last.”

Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Salma Hayek - Roxanne Chase-Feder

“- Larry Valentine: You know what, I cannot deal with sleeping next to your stupid ugly face tonight, so don't bother coming in the bedroom.
- Chuck Levine: Oh, wouldn't dream of it, honey!
- Larry Valentine: You are a lousy best friend, and a shitty husband!
- Chuck Levine: Hey! For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

“You're afraid of the commitment? You're gonna have to love and honor me for about 30 seconds.”

Meg Ryan - Patricia

“- Almásy: I just wanted you to know: I'm not missing you yet.
- Katharine Clifton: You will.”
Ralph Fiennes - Almásy
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Katharine Clifton

“I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age.”
Sir Michael Caine

“- Julie: I can't believe I trusted him...
- Helen: Well, what did you expect from a kid like that?
- Julie: Oh, Mom, back off. The last guy you dated stole our furniture.”
Martha Plimpton - Julie
Dianne Wiest - Helen

“- Carter: No man in your life?
- Leah: Not anymore.
- Carter: It shouldn't be so hard.
- Leah: You're right.”
Michael Ealy - Carter
Sanaa Lathan - Leah

“- Jane Spencer: I feel like such a fool. I should have never doubted you.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: There, there. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious, murdering sociopath.”
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Stifler: You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
- Oz: Here's a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Seann William Scott - Stifler
Chris Klein - Oz

“If you change partners every time it gets tough or you get a little dissatisfied, then I don't think you get the richness that's available in a long-term relationship.”
Jeff Bridges

“I may think of you softly from time to time, but I will cut off my hand before I reach for you again. We never touched.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - John Proctor

“If I'm not working, I really have nothing to do with it - I'm not hanging out and mixing with film people.”
Christian Bale

“- Jennifer: You're on my list, maggot.
- Kelly: You'd be on mine if I had one.”
Christy Carlson Romano - Jennifer
Hilary Duff - Kelly

“In order not to hold a frame with someone, you have to be intimidated by them.”
Heath Ledger

“I've always been a slow starter. My first date was with a girl called Cessi. We had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer, and then when we met, I couldn't look her in the eye.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“Work never killed anyone, it's the pressure that's bumping people off. Regardless of who I'm talking with, if I become uncomfortable I walk away, spit twice, take a deep breath and count to sixty. It took two of the finest specialists in the world to teach me that.”
Jerry Lewis

“Garbo had an icy look in her eyes when anyone sought to impose upon her, as, according to studio gossip, Groucho Marx discovered one day. He saw a well-known figure approaching in slacks and floppy hat, waylaid her, bent down in his famous crouch and peeked up under the brim. Two prisms of pure Baltic blue stared down at him, and he backed away...” (continue)(continue reading)
David Niven On Greta Garbo

“I'm a serious-minded and intense little devil... terribly gauche... and so tense I don't see how people stay in the same room with me. I know I wouldn't tolerate myself!”
James Dean

“I am like a wild horse. You can't tame me. You put the oats in the pen, though, and I'll come in for a nibble every day. But the minute you shut that gate, I'll jump the fence and you'll never see me again.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon