Relationships quotes

“When you're in a relationship it means you are obligated to give a shit.”
Sam Rockwell - Chuck Barris

“One of the reasons I love Brown Valley so much is that when you do business here, chances are good you know the person you're dealing with.”

Ed Helms - Tim Lippe

“It is important to dialogue and to language with each other.”
David Rasche - Alan

“- Nurse Mary Verbeck: The Salingers. They know I worship your body like a French cathedral.
- Dr. Elliot Fibel: I don't care who knows, Mary. You're my woman and I'm your man! Never the less, if they can keep a secret, so can I.”
Lu Leonard - Nurse Mary Verbeck
Wallace Shawn - Dr. Elliot Fibel

“You didn't know she felt the same way about you... or if she did, for some reason it wasn't okay... thought that people wouldn't like it. And one day, after months, years, it's just another day, nothing special, just the two of you. For some reason everyone's out of the house. You can't turn back, you can't let go, you can't stop, as if you were...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daniel Chilson - John "Griff" Griffith

“No matter what anyone says, don't trust them.”
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“- Kat: Do you wanna know the best part about my parents splitting up?
- Will Henry: Yes, please tell me.
- Kat: They split up.
- Will Henry: That's a beautiful story.
- Kat: Thank you, it's my life, so...”
Jessica Williams - Kat
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

“- Lenny Haise: He's got a very pretty girlfriend, doesn't he?
- Chrissy Thomkins: It is serious, do you know?
- Lenny Haise: Very serious. I'm single!
- Chrissy Thomkins: What about the bass player?
- Lenny Haise: He's married!”
Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise
Sarah Koskoff - Chrissy Thomkins

“The time to make up your mind about people is never.”
Maggie Smith - Constance Trentham

“You were his boss Gene, not his father.”

Patricia Kalember - Cynthia

“Some animals were meant to carry each other, to live symbiotically for a lifetime - star crossed lovers, monogamous swans. We are not those animals.”

George Clooney - Ryan Bingham

“Hallie, you can ask for toys, parakeets, hair care products, I don't care. But you may not ask for anything to do with interpersonal relationships! Got it? This is Santa Claus, not Dear Abby.”
Ethan Embry - Ethan O'Fallon

“- Harriet M. Welsch: Are you gonna go be some other kid's nanny now?
- Ole Golly: And love them more than you? Never. Remember in my life, in this world, there will always only be one Harriet.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly

“I know how you feel. You don't know if you want to hit me or kiss me. I get a lot of that.”

Madonna - Breathless Mahoney

“- Susan Alexander Kane: I don't know many people.
- Kane: I know too many people. I guess we're both lonely.”
Dorothy Comingore - Susan Alexander Kane
Orson Welles - Kane

“- Danny Witwer: Lamar thinks you left John because he lost himself in Precrime instead of you.
- Lara Clarke: I left him, because everytime I looked at him, I saw my son. Everytime time I got close to him, I smelled my little boy. That's why I left him. And now you can leave.”
Colin Farrell - Danny Witwer
Kathryn Morris - Lara Clarke

“You know what day is great for a break-up? Any day but Valentine's Day!”
Nicholas Brendon - Xander Harris

“- Terry Brogan: I keep trying to think which thing I did in my life made me deserve you.
- Jessie Wyler: Go to hell.
- Terry Brogan: Oh, I have, you know that, lady!”
Jeff Bridges - Terry Brogan
Rachel Ward - Jessie Wyler

“Don't cheat on your lady, man, when you live in a country that only has eight people in it.”
Ólafur Darri Ólafsson - Helicopter Pilot

“I believe the characters we read on the page become more real than the men who stand beside us.”
Natalie Portman - Jackie Kennedy

“As we look around here today, at all of the people who helped make us who we are, I know it feels like we're saying goodbye, but we will carry a piece of each other into everything that we do next, to remind us of who we are, and of who we're meant to be.”
Emma Stone - Gwen Stacy

“It's a tale as old as time Ulysses. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. Girl goes into hypersleep.”
Harland Williams - Fred Z. Randall

“You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.”

Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“You've achieved a great deal of success in your creative and artistic field. You've traveled a great deal. You have influential friends. You've dated a bevy of bright and beautiful woman. Yet, with all this, you never had a lasting relationship.”
Héctor Elizondo - Martin

“- Griffin Dowd: What's he into?
- Jennifer Marsh: High-end tech and low-end porn.
- Griffin Dowd: You sure he's a guy? If it's a woman, she could be my soulmate.”
Colin Hanks - Griffin Dowd
Diane Lane - Jennifer Marsh