Relationships quotes

“- Nicole Walker: I don't want to talk about it. I just want to be alone.
- Steve Walker: Okay... The pain will go away, honey. I promise.
- Nicole Walker: How about the scars? Will those go away, too?
- Steve Walker: ... I'm not sure. I hope so.”

Reese Witherspoon - Nicole Walker
William Petersen - Steve Walker

“Remember, you are a smart, strong, beautiful, independent woman and you don't need a man to complete you.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

- Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady?
- Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the "Da Vinci Code", except harder to crack.
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter
Jack McBrayer - Darald

“Don't be awkward. Socialize.”
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine

“Born on Krypton and raised on Earth, you had the best of both and were meant to be the bridge between two worlds.”

Russell Crowe - Jor-El

“- Dr. Mumford: Skip, you know that it is improper, completely unethical for a licensed psychologist to carry on a romantic relationship with one of his patients.
- Skip Skipperton: I guess it makes sense.
- Dr. Mumford: Yes. Yes, it does.”
Loren Dean - Mumford
Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton

“Ownership. I hate being owned.”

Ralph Fiennes - Almásy

“- Rosalyn Rosenfeld: We fight and then we fuck, that's our thing.
- Irving Rosenfeld: She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate.”

Jennifer Lawrence - Rosalyn Rosenfeld
Christian Bale - Irving Rosenfeld

“- Ted Lawson: Tell me, honey, how come you're so cute?
- Ellen Lawson: I had to be if I was going to get such a good looking fella.”

Van Johnson - Ted Lawson
Phyllis Thaxter - Ellen Lawson

“- Jake: Maybe this one will put out unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
- Jessica: You go to hell!
- Jessica: [defeated] Whoever left these showers on, go to hell.”

Eric Christian Olsen - Jake
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Penny Pingleton: Oh, Seaweed, you do care! I was afraid the colors of our skin would keep us apart.
- Seaweed: No but these knots might.”
Amanda Bynes - Penny Pingleton
Elijah Kelley - Seaweed

“Rose'll tell you. When I first met her, she ask me if I had gotten all that foolishness out of my system. I said: Baby, it's you and baseball, all what count to me. You hear me, Bono? And I meant it, too. She said: Which one come first? I said: Well, ain't no doubt it's baseball. But you stick and get old with me, and we'll both outlive this...” (continue)(continue reading)
Denzel Washington - Troy Maxson

“If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful.”

John Leguizamo - Sid
Ray Romano - Manny

“Old flames are like old tax returns. Put them in the file cabinet for three years, then you cut them loose.”
Josef Sommer - Peter Lassiter

“- Mark Zuckerberg: So how is Christy?
- Eduardo Saverin: Christy's crazy.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Is that fun?
- Eduardo Saverin: No. I mean, she's actually psychotic. She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg
Andrew Garfield - Eduardo Saverin

“One man's fairy tale is another man's nightmare.”
John Travolta - Woody Stevens

“I have trouble socializing with people... but I want to.”
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff

“Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl.”
Chelsea Handler - Trish

“I have a relationship with my phone, we have a chemistry together, I can't explain it.”
Jenna Elfman - Anna Riley

“All you had to do was ask, and I'm yours.”
Idina Menzel - Maureen Johnson

“I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“- Doc Morris: Wow, this isn't an act, is it? You really aren't a pleasant person.
- Hank Palmer: Right now? I'm a summer breeze. Once I subpoena you, get you on the stand and extract the truth from your ass like tree sap then you'll realize in that moment, correct, I'm not a pleasant person.”
Denis O'Hare - Doc Morris
Robert Downey Jr. - Hank Palmer

“Why would I get myself mixed up with a guy who I know first hand would jump into an airplane bathroom with the first girl that comes a-knocking?”
Amanda Peet - Emily Friehl

“- Wilma Cameron: Why can't you ever understand the way things really are, the way I really feel? I keep trying to tell you.
- Homer Parrish: You don't know what it'd be like to have to live with me. To have to face this every day, every night.
- Wilma Cameron: But I can only find out by trying.”
Cathy O'Donnell - Wilma Cameron
Harold Russell - Homer Parrish

“We never see ourselves as others see us.”
Oliver Hardy