Relationships quotes

I appreciate what you're all trying to do, but let's not fool ourselves. "Ugliest face in all of Paris", remember? I don't think I'm her type.

Tom Hulce - Quasimodo

“I can't relate to 99% of humanity.”
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Leah: I want a husband and children.
- Dave: I'm not ready.
- Leah: I can't wait for you anymore.
- Dave: I don't want to lose you.
- Leah: I don't either.”
Sanaa Lathan - Leah
Morris Chestnut - Dave

- Lorraine Broughton: I've read your file. I've also read your dog file. So let's cut the crap, shall we? This whole hungover, show-up-late, don't-know-which-way-is-up act, I'm not buying it. I trust you about as far as I can throw you.
- David Percival: "It's a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver".
- Lorraine Broughton: Niccolo Machiavelli.... (continue)(continue reading)
Charlize Theron - Lorraine Broughton
James McAvoy - David Percival

“Everyone around me seems to fit. They seem connected to something, I am... not.”
Scarlett Johansson - Major

“- Danny: We're mates. You can't sleep with your mates, it's one of the unwritten rules of the moral code of mateship.
- Sam: I didn't know there were any unwritten rules of the moral code of mateship.
- Danny: Oh yeah, they're the biggies. No sleeping with a mate, no sleeping with a mate's girlfriend, no urinating on a mate's car. It's column of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Noah Taylor - Danny
Emily Hamilton - Sam

“My job title is 'account manager'. I used to be called an account service representative, but a consultant told us we have to manage our clients, and to not service them. I have a girlfriend who I neither manage or service.”
James McAvoy - Wesley

“Excuse me, but can I have my mom back?”
Tracey Fairaway - Ellen

“- Cosmo Reif: But, I thought, you were like my girlfriend.
- Honey: Cosmo, I like you. Of all the people that pay to have sex with me, I like you the best.”
Jason Priestley - Cosmo Reif
Janeane Garofalo - Honey

“I can see now I never really committed to Laura. I always had one foot out the door, and that prevented me from doing a lot of things, like thinking about my future and... I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing, keep my options open. And that's suicide. By tiny, tiny increments.”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Terry Sheridan: So, where do I fit in?
- Lara Croft: What do you mean? You're the guide.
- Terry Sheridan: I mean, when you think back on the vast scheme of your hugely adventurous life... where do I fit in? Was I the love of your life, or just another bump on the road? Was I time well spent? Four months? More good than bad? Come on, it had to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gerard Butler - Terry Sheridan
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft

“- Sid: My feet are sweating.
- Diego: Do we need a news flash every time your body does something?
- Manny: He's doing it for attention, just ignore him.”
John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
Ray Romano - Manny

“- John: I love you so much Paul. Do you love me as much as I love you?
- Pauline Parker: Of course I do, Nicolas.
- John: My name is John.
- Pauline Parker: Oh, but I like Nicolas so much better!”
Jed Brophy - John
Melanie Lynskey - Pauline Parker

“- Dave Goodman: It was my fate to meet her.
- Jeff Davis: But it wasn't your fate to be with her. Unfortunately fate has a different plan for you. You will grow up, go out into the world. You'll forget all about the things that happened here.”
Devon Sawa - Dave Goodman
Michael C. Maronna - Jeff Davis

- Odette: Verena, it looks like this thing is going to happen whether we want it to or not so we're just going to have to adjust.
- Verena Von Stefan: Adjust? Where would we be today if President Kennedy had said "Oh well, we'll just have to adjust to living in the shadow of nuclear warheads on Cuba"?
- Maureen 'Momo' Haines: There ya go.
-... (continue)(continue reading)

Gaby Hoffmann - Odette
Kirsten Dunst - Verena von Stefan
Merritt Wever - Maureen 'Momo' Haines

“- Mickey: I'm still single. Very single.
- Johnny: Maybe you are emotionally unavailable.
- Mickey: Emotionally unavailable?
- Johnny: Yeah.
- Mickey: Who are you, Dr. Phil?
- Johnny: Hey, that is quality television.”
Amy Adams - Mickey
Justin Timberlake - Johnny

“- Charlie: Well, what if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would you still stay with me?
- Layla: Yeah, I'd stay. But I hope that never happens.”
Jim Carrey - Charlie
Traylor Howard - Layla

“- Abby Janello: Being with him is like making a choice.
- Donna: You don't have that choice, Abby. You have other choices.
- Abby Janello: It just can't be him - that's all.
- Donna: Ok, then fine. But whether it's Buddy or someone else a year from now, whoever you choose will be there because Greg is not. That's just how it is.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Abby Janello
Caroline Aaron - Donna

“- Robert Franklin: Please, Mr. Jacobs! Lives are at stake! These are animals with personalities, with attachments!
- Steven Jacobs: Attachments?
- Robert Franklin: Yes.
- Steven Jacobs: I run a business, not a petting zoo. Find the most cost-effective way to put those apes down!”

Tyler Labine - Robert Franklin
David Oyelowo - Steven Jacobs

“- B-rad: I ain't seen you in here before. Where you reside?
- Shondra: Compton. You?
- B-rad: The streets.
- Shondra: Which streets?
- B-rad: Malibu... Represent.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman
Regina Hall - Shondra

“Hello, Cherie. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize?”

Jim Carrey - Stanley Ipkiss

“People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.”
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer

“I'm supposed to save the world? Okay, I can't even figure out how to talk to a girl!”
Alexander Ludwig - Will Stanton

“- Rube Baker: Hey. Ya know Ricky, breaking up with a girlfriend can be a very painful thing. But it don't have to keep ya down for long. I mean, let me tell ya something from my own personal experience. I've never had a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought I would be hurting for the rest...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eric Bruskotter - Rube Baker
Charlie Sheen - Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn

“- Adult Ethan: I'm really stubborn.
- Adult Hannah: I know that. When you put your mind to something, that was that.
- Adult Ethan: Yeah. That's good for getting things done. It's not so good for relationships.”
Dennis Quaid - Adult Ethan
Peggy Lipton - Adult Hannah