Relationships quotes

“Millions of years of evolution, right? Right? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women... women it is just about security and commitment and whatever the fuck else!”
Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford

“Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories, but that doesn't make them any less filled with love.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“- Officer Oaks: I'm not married.
- Jake Hayes: What, there's no Mrs. Spy?
- Officer Oaks: No, relationships and attachments are useless in this business.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Officer Oakes
Chris Rock - Jake Hayes

“It's hard not to want to strangle people when you work with them for four years.”
Lea Thompson

Life’s philosophy is “to be or not to be” which means “I saw you or I didn’t see you”.
Cantinflas

“- Rachel: All I ever tried to do for him was the right thing. It only ever made things worse.
- Max Rourke: Then it wasn't the right thing, was it?”
Naomi Watts - Rachel
Simon Baker - Max Rourke

“Sometimes people die before they're ready. Perfect relationships end in ruin. Adventures peter out.”
Alexander Skarsgård - Benji

“If you really like someone, you accept every part of them. But you can't do that until they're willing to share every part with you.”

Kristin Kreuk - Lana Lang

“- Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.
- Slack: I can take care of myself, ok?
- Riley: Make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else.”
Simon Baker - Riley
Asia Argento - Slack

“- Joel Barish: It would be different, if we could just give it another go-round.
- Clementine Kruczynski: Try your best; maybe we can.”

Jim Carrey - Joel Barish
Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski

“- Emma Woodhouse: Thank you for being so thoughtful.
- Mr Elton: No - thank you for thinking I am thoughtful.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse
Alan Cumming - Mr Elton

“How about the ones who will date you for several years and then say: 'Let's just be friends'. And then they're shocked that it crushes you. That's like your mom coming up to you and saying: 'Honey, I still love you a lot, but when we're in public don't call me Mom, call me Marge'. Let's still be friends. Which is the perfect scenario for them,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“- Bill Smith: The first rule is: Never sleep with anyone who's crazier than you are. I don't know if you're crazier, but you're right up there on the top 10 of my weird list, lady.
- Louise Baltimore: If you knew me better, I'd be number one.”
Kris Kristofferson - Bill Smith
Cheryl Ladd - Louise Baltimore

“Partners are supposed to fight. Partner love/hate relationship.”

Norman D. Golden II - Devon Butler

“Just because I'm looking at you when you talk, don't think I'm listening - or even interested.”
Maggie Smith - Muriel Donnelly

“- Natalie: You don't want to get to know each other first?
- Mitch: Before I buy you a drink or before the blow job?”
Lyndsy Fonseca - Natalie
Michael Doneger - Mitch

“It's better than real. You're in your computer and I'm in mine. We're connected by memory chips and fiber optics. We're safe here.”
Mélanie Thierry - Bainsley

“- Maddy Wirtz: This is kidnapping!
- Legs Sadovsky: It's only a word, Maddy, don't let it scare you.
- Maddy Wirtz: You're what's scaring me.”
Hedy Burress - Maddy Wirtz
Angelina Jolie - Legs Sadovsky

“If I thought a man had never committed a sin in his life, I don't think I'd want to talk with him. A man with flaws is more interesting. ”
Kirk Douglas

“- Dr. Margo Hunt: Well, they make baked goods, sew their own clothes, and they leave out handicrafts for the Piranha Women. And, in return, they don't eat them! Kind of a symbiotic relationship.
- Jim: Kind of an idiotic relationship is more like it!”
Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt
Bill Maher - Jim

“- Lord Caversham: What are you doing here, sir? Wasting your time, as usual?
- Lord Arthur Goring: My dear father, when one pays a visit, it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time and not one's own.”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Dave Brown: You wanna cuddle later?
- Barbara: I have a boyfriend.
- Dave Brown: Cheat on him.
- Barbara: Like you cheat on your taxes?”
Woody Harrelson - Dave Brown
Cynthia Nixon - Barbara

“- Margaret Tate: I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him.
- Andrew Paxton: She farts in her sleep.”
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“- Young Quincy: I don't wanna be your boyfriend no more you ugly dog!
- Young Monica: Well I don't wanna be your girlfriend no more big head!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Kyla Pratt - Young Monica

“- Ryan Harrison: Put your hand in my pocket.
- Cass Lake: All right... What am I looking for?
- Ryan Harrison: Nothing. I just missed you, baby. We're going to party like it's 1995.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison
Melinda McGraw - Cass Lake