Relationships quotes

“I'm very proud of my roles. I enjoy the ability to touch millions of people and, in some way, connect with them in ways that I cannot connect with them in my normal, everyday life.”
Delroy Lindo

“I don't believe in God, but the thing I do believe in is that we're all connected.”
Guy Pearce

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.”
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones

“My ego doesn't interrupt my relationships.”
Gabriel Macht

“I can barely handle a cleaning lady coming in every so often.”
Jim Carter

“I was never very mature in my relationships with women. First sign of conflict, I was gone.”
John Mahoney

“- Dave Novotny: She inspires me in ways that Linda never has. She even wants to read my novel.
- Jim McAllister: But you haven't written your novel.
- Dave Novotny: That's the whole point! I've got the whole thing right here, I just need to get it out there. And Tracy wants me to write it so she can read it. It's beautiful.”

Mark Harelik - Dave Novotny
Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister

“- Brenda: God, Wes? That faggot? Now who the hell wants him? If you could keep him away from me, I'd be eternally grateful to you.
- Cindy Clark: You're the one who keeps leading him on!
- Brenda: Let me make this simpler so that even YOU can understand. I wouldn't fuck him if he had the last dick on earth!”
Linda Blair - Brenda
Rebecca Perle - Cindy Clark

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: What's wrong?
- Jilted Lover: It's my lover. She left me for this younger woman that weighs twelve pounds.”
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Debra Monk - Jilted Lover

“A relationship is a lot like a porcelain nail, Ted. You can break it, and you can glue it back together, but it's not going to be as strong as it was unless the person is really committed to not bringing home nurses!”
Geena Davis - Valerie

“Since I was 15 years old, all I wanted was to find the guy I was going to marry.”
Ali Larter

“You know it's right when you feel this undeniable connection and chemistry.”
Ali Larter

“I think what makes us human is our interconnectedness.”
Thomas Jane

“My face frowns by default, so when I'm most calm is when I appear the least approachable.”
Ken Leung

“If I'm in a room full of intense people, I'm pretty normal. If I'm in a room full of people who aren't, maybe I'm intense.”
Ken Leung

“People with bipolar disorder have difficulty with boundaries.”
Claire Danes

“I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.”
Andy Dick

“If you have a message for me leave it after the beep and if you have a message for Chelsea then you really have to ask yourself why.”

French Stewart - Seth Winnick

“So now you got the whole jock and bimbo population showing up? That will be fun. I just didn't think you'd conform so fast.”
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“This kinda looks like your old girlfriend!”

Richard DeManincor - Scott

“I am so bored with seeing stories about a mature man of 65 falling in love with a beautiful girl of 32.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas

“- Frank Drebin: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
- Jane Spencer: Goodyear?
- Frank Drebin: No, the worst.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer

“- The Dude: Just stay away from my fucking lady friend.
- Da Fino: Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.
- The Dude: She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!”
Jeff Bridges - The Dude
Jon Polito - Da Fino

“I sense from people that they get frustrated with me for not being out and about. But I guess I'm a shy boy.”
Chris Lloyd

“- Henry Durand: You have a boyfriend?
- Martha Durand: A boyfriend? No... hell no. I'm not gonna make the same mistake I made with your father.
- Henry Durand: Okay, good.
- Martha Durand: I have several boyfriends.”
Colin Hanks - Henry Durand
Meg Ryan - Martha Durand