Relationships quotes

“- Danny Ocean: [referring to her relationship with Terry] Does he make you laugh?
- Tess Ocean: He doesn't make me cry.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Julia Roberts - Tess Ocean

“Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.”
John Deszo Ratzenberger

“- Milly: You and my mom have been totally scheming. And and and and now I know exactly why she pushed me on you because she was voting for you. She found you.
- Jason: Yeah but that doesn't take anything away from us. What matters is that we did meet, and how good this is between us. And the truth of that...”
Mandy Moore - Milly
Tom Everett Scott - Jason

“- Frederic Chopin: I'm frightened.
- George Sand: Of me?
- Frederic Chopin: Certain acts are... unseemly. They are unsuitable.
- George Sand: Chopin... it's an act of love! It's the divine mystery itself!”
Hugh Grant - Frederic Chopin
Judy Davis - George Sand

“You live with the threat, you tell me you live with the threat of my extinction. Leonard, I live with it too.”

Nicole Kidman - Virginia Woolf

“I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives.”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“I'm sick of feelin' totally alone. I want to have friends who like me for who I am. I want to have a family who loves me for who I am and not for someone I pretend to be to keep their love! I'm sick of hiding... of being sad and... scared.”

Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

“The thing is, how can I be there for her if I don't even have my thing figured out? You know?”
Ashton Kutcher - Oliver Martin

“Group social life has its place, but at a certain point other biological factors come into play. Our bodies weren't really designed for group social life. A certain amount of pairing off was always part of the original plan.”
Chris Eigeman - Des

“- Jelly: Sorry, Doc. Nothing personal.
- Dr. Ben Sobel: Don't kid yourself, Jelly, it doesn't get more personal.”

Joe Viterelli - Jelly
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel

“- Steena Paulsson: I want to spend my life with you.
- Young Coleman Silk: What are you doing Sunday?”
Jacinda Barrett - Steena Paulsson
Wentworth Miller - Young Coleman Silk

“- Marilyn Monroe: Do you know I've been married three times already? How did that happen?
- Colin Clark: You were just looking for the right man.
- Marilyn Monroe: They always look right at the start.”
Michelle Williams - Marilyn Monroe
Eddie Redmayne - Colin Clark

“You're staring at me. You think my dress is incredibly ugly? Well, it's my daddy's fault. He used to buy me these incredibly ugly clothes to keep the boys away. It didn't work... only made me want to get naked. And that's no way to keep the boys away.”
Mélanie Thierry - Bainsley

“My God! You scared me! And I scared you.”

Bo Derek - Jane

“- Principal Evelyn Doyle: What is she doing here?
- Richard Clark: She's my bitch! Well... my significant other. We've been slappin' skins for sometime.”

Louise Fletcher - Principal Evelyn Doyle
Jon Lovitz - Richard Clark

“We have a whole life to live together, but it can't start until you call.”
Miranda July - Christine Jesperson

“By the time I hit 30, I realized that you can only have so many lousy relationships before you figure out there's no such thing as a good one.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“- Jenny: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff.
- Rick Rambis: All right. So... you wanna hook up?
- Jenny: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick.
- Rick Rambis: Soooo... you still wanna hook up?”
A.J. Cook - Jenny
Jason London - Rick Rambis

“- Dr. Griffin Weir: My love. What am I to do without you? What?
- Katherine Weir: You just water my flowers. Okay?”
Robert Duvall - Dr. Griffin Weir
Wanda Cannon - Katherine Weir

“- Christy: You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook?
- Eduardo Saverin: It's a little embarrassing so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.”
Brenda Song - Christy
Andrew Garfield - Eduardo Saverin

“Plenty of guys have broken up with me. You just beat them up and move on.”
Regina King - Sam Fuller

“- Nicole: I think I'm in love with you. I'm sorry: now I've weirded you out. I'm sorry.
- Carlos: No. I ...
- Nicole: Don't say anything. It's ok.”
Kirsten Dunst - Nicole Oakley
Jay Hernandez - Carlos Nuñez

“Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust.”
Neil LaBute

“I get very nervous around famous people and I get nervous around beautiful women.”
Liev Schreiber

“[on Robert Redford] Redford is a dangerous man to let loose on the streets. He has holes in his head, he should be arrested.”
George Roy Hill On Robert Redford