Relationships quotes

“We'll go somewhere faraway, to a special place, on a tropical island. A real one. Just come with me. I know we connected somehow, you know? I know we did. And you need me. And I need to be needed so bad. Just come with me. You know we can be together for real. Just run away with me.”

Christoph Waltz - Qohen Leth

“- Jack Gramm: We're perfect for each other.
- Shelly Barnes: Except I'm a lesbian and you're a commitment-phobe.”
Al Pacino - Jack Gramm
Amy Brenneman - Shelly Barnes

“- Peter Fallow: Caroline, you devil.
- Caroline Heftshank: Peter, you pig!”
Bruce Willis - Peter Fallow
Beth Broderick - Caroline Heftshank

“We don't need each other anymore. When that happens to two people, there's nothing left.”

Irene Dunne - Julie Gardiner

“- William Parrish: You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman!
- Joe Black: Are you threatening me?
- William Parrish: Yeah, I certainly hope so.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“- James: We'll always be together, right?
- Centipede: Kid, you're stuck with us, for life.”
Paul Terry - James
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Centipede

“- John Moss: C'mon where are you staying? the Plaza... the Regiun... c'mon where?
- Nick Lang: I'm staying with you.
- John Moss: Maybe when my asshole learns to chew gum.”
James Woods - John Moss
Michael J. Fox - Nick Lang

“- Kate: So... how long have you two been together?
- Angie: We met the summer after I discontinued high school, and we've been together ever since. He never officially asked me to be his wife but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty good.”
Tina Fey - Kate
Amy Poehler - Angie

“- Hilary O'Neil: What is it?
- Victor Geddes: Raw cow... dead.
- Hilary O'Neil: What if I throw up?
- Victor Geddes: Then I'll take care of you.”
Julia Roberts - Hilary O'Neil
Campbell Scott - Victor Geddes

- Coles: Would you think I was being too forward if I said, "Let's go back to your room".
- Sam: What would you say if I said, "Let's go back to my room, but let's bring Thea".
Mark Ruffalo - Coles
Maya Stange - Sam

“- Allison Jones: You've been a good roommate. But it's just this is the man I'm going to marry. I want us to start our lives together.
- Hedra Carlson: Well, he will cheat on you again. That's a promise. And when he does, don't come running to me, okay? Because I've had it with you. You're so fucking weak!”

Bridget Fonda - Allison Jones
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Hedra Carlson

“- Eddie Black: I was engaged to a girl once with a wooden leg.
- Skip: Yeah? What happened?
- Eddie Black: Had to break it off.”
Jessie Lawrence Ferguson - Eddie Black
Dan Hicks - Skip

“Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?”
Catherine Keener - Maxine Lund

“- Connie Sumner: We could end this now and nobody would get hurt.
- Paul Martel: I'd get hurt.”
Diane Lane - Connie Sumner
Olivier Martinez - Paul Martel

“I hope you and I can be very good friends, one day. Well, I know we are. I want us to... I want us to be more than just friends. I want you to think of me as your dad.”

Lee Richardson - Anton Bartok

“I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.”
Joe Pesci - Tommy DeVito

“- Dede Tate: Guess what next Saturday is.
- Fred Tate: You get your period, I get a day alone in the park.
- Dede Tate: Very funny, lameo.”
Jodie Foster - Dede Tate
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate

“- Reed Richards: What I see in your relationship is what I considered the best part of ours.
- Sue Storm: That is?
- Reed Richards: Passion... for science.”
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Jessica Alba - Sue Storm

“I'm sorry to interrupt, but I notice this young lady's pathological attempt to project upon you her daddy issues of abandonment!”

Tilda Swinton - Dr. Shrink-Rom

“You want me to be your best friend? No problem. I can be whatever you want me to be.”
Mark Ruffalo - Detective Giovanni A. Malloy

“- Skip Donahue: She's not for you.
- Harry Monroe: What do you mean, she's not for me?
- Skip Donahue: Harry, Nancy is a fascinating girl. She may be the single hottest girl on the East Side. But when you wake up in the morning you'll find that she's not a very serious person.
- Harry Monroe: Neither am I!”
Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“- Rosie: He's the meanest damn dog that ever lived.
- Porter: What's his name?
- Rosie: Porter.”

Maria Bello - Rosie
Mel Gibson - Porter

“- Gia Carangi: I met somebody, someone I really like.
- Wilhemina Cooper: Good! Good for you. Take a deep breath darling. You are in for the ride of your life.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi
Faye Dunaway - Wilhelmina Cooper

“When you're young, you just believe there'll be many people with whom you'll connect with. Later in life, you realize it only happens a few times.”
Julie Delpy - Celine

“- Constance Sack: You know, some people have said that you've become quite difficult to work with. That you're constantly late, you're reclusive, sometimes even nonsensical.
- Stacee Jaxx: I wanna ask you this: Have these people, even met themselves?”
Malin Akerman - Constance Sack
Tom Cruise - Stacee Jaxx