Relationships quotes

“- Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
- Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
- Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.”
Cary Elwes - Westley
Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya

“- Brenner: Where were you?
- Colonel Robert Moore: Snug in bed.
- Brenner: Witnesses? A wife, girlfriend, roommate, hooker?
- Colonel Robert Moore: I'm divorced. I'm between girlfriends, I live alone and I do not use hookers. I actually have... absolutely no alibi whatsoever. Does that make me a killer?
- Brenner: No. Makes you lonely and...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Travolta - Paul Brenner
James Woods - Colonel Moore

“Do I scare you? People are either drawn to me, or they pretend like they can't see me. It's a trip. They think because I'm close to the other side, I got some sort of power or wisdom.”
James Badge Dale - Gaunt Young Man

“- Anna Leonowens: I would like to know why, if science can unravel something as beautiful as music... why it cannot posit a solution for a schoolteacher and a king.
- King Mongkut: The manner in which people might understand such new possibilities is also process of evolution.
- Anna Leonowens: Everything in Siam has its own time.”

Jodie Foster - Anna
Chow Yun-Fat - King Mongkut

I went over to her house one night, was supposed to pick her up at seven, showed up at seven thirty. Her daddy was out on the porch with his shotgun, he said, "hey, Bubba J! Guess who else is late?".

Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.

“- Audrey Davis: I hate you, do you hear me, I hate you!
- Helen Harris: Well, I guess we are just gonna have to learn to live with that.”
Hayden Panettiere - Audrey Davis
Kate Hudson - Helen Harris

“Should have told me I don't feel like myself around you. And I would have decided that. A long time ago if it weren't for my mother. Because who wants someone who laughs like a hyena in a polka dot dress that my mother made me buy.”

Mandy Moore - Milly

“- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: You make me sick.
- Carey Mahoney: Thank you, sir. I make everybody sick.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“I evidently love you more than you love yourself. Your fantasy is to end alone with nothing. I won't let that happen, I will never let that happen.”

Rene Russo - Toni

“Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type.”
Tate Donovan - Paul Matthews

“- Max Fischer: I thought you dumped me for Blume, then I thought...
- Rosemary Cross: I never dumped you, because we were never going out.”
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross

“- Noah: It's not about following your heart and it's not about keeping your promises. It's about security.
- Allie: What's that supposed to mean?
- Noah: [yelling] Money. He's got a lot of money!”

Ryan Gosling - Noah
Rachel McAdams - Allie

“- Cliff Poncier: Look, Janet you know I see other people still. You do know that don't you?
- Janet Livermore: You don't fool me.
- Cliff Poncier: Janet, I could not be fooling you less.”
Matt Dillon - Cliff Poncier
Bridget Fonda - Janet Livermore

“- Claire Harrison: You've been lying to me from the start haven't you?
- Jack Grace: Look I just wanted to fuck you, that's all it was.”
Charlotte Ayanna - Claire Harrison
Adrien Brody - Jack Grace

“- Jeff: I don't believe this! My wife did not leave me!
- Sheriff Boyd: Mr Taylor, I've seen it a hundred times. You put two people in a car long enough, they're gonna go at it. Lovers, married couples, gay guys - hell, I've seen men dump their women on the side of the road and vice versa.”
Kurt Russell - Jeff Taylor
Rex Linn - Sheriff Boyd

“- Simon Stein: Does this mean that I'm your bitch?
- Rose: Do you want to be my bitch?
- Simon Stein: I have wanted to be your bitch since my first day at Dommel.”
Mark Feuerstein - Simon Stein
Toni Collette - Rose

“All men are islands. And what's more, this is the time to be one. This is an island age. A hundred years ago, for example, you had to depend on other people. No one had TV or CDs or DVDs or home espresso makers. As a matter of fact they didn't have anything cool. Whereas now you can make yourself a little island paradise. With the right supplies...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hugh Grant - Will Freeman

“This affair you're not having - is it not with a man, or not with a woman?”

Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller

“- Charles Halloway: A father should be able to play baseball with his son.
- Mrs. Halloway: Baseball's not necessary, not with a heart like yours, he'll forgive you that.”

Jason Robards - Charles Halloway
Ellen Geer - Mrs. Halloway

“In every relationship, there's a bull and a cow. It just so happens that in this relationship, right here with me and you, I'm the bull, you're the cow.”

Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“- Leila: What about our relationship?
- Otto: What?
- Leila: Our relationship!
- Otto: Fuck that!
- Leila: You shithead! I'm glad I tortured you!”
Olivia Barash - Leila
Emilio Estevez - Otto

“It's like we're on two different channels now. I'm CNN and she's the Home Shopping Network.”

Nicolas Cage - Charlie Lang

“Breaking and entering makes everything taste... different. Makes it taste, um, livelier.”
Michael Douglas - Charlie

“- Isaac: I think that, under my personal vibrations, I could put her life in some kind of good order.
- Yale: Yeah, that's what you said about Jill, and under your personal vibrations she went from bisexuality to homosexuality.
- Isaac: Yeah, but I gave her the old college try.”
Woody Allen - Isaac
Michael Murphy - Yale

- Sully: "Beware the chains we forge in life".
- Miss Beryl: I don't suppose you remember who said that?
- Sully: You did Miss Beryl, all through 8th grade.
Paul Newman - Sully
Jessica Tandy - Miss Beryl