Relationships quotes

“- Allen Gamble: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Terry Hoitz: I come here when I have lady troubles, which means I come here every night.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Lucy Whitmore: I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry.
- Henry Roth: You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. I'm not.
- Henry Roth: What's his name then?
- Lucy Whitmore: Ringo.
- Henry Roth: Is his last name, Starr?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. McCartney.”
Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth

“- Lucy Pervensie: Everyone we knew - Mr. Tumnus and the Beavers - they're all gone.
- Peter Pevensie: I think it's time we find out what's going on.”
Georgie Henley - Lucy Pevensie
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie

“- Juliet Miller: We're going to dance?
- Alex Law: Well, it's physical contact, isn't it?”
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller
Ewan McGregor - Alex Law

“Two men and two men only will enter my bedchamber. My husband and the doctor.”
Reese Witherspoon - Becky Sharp

“- Beowulf: It's not safe to be with me.
- Kyra: It's clear to me that by your side is the safest place there is.
- Beowulf: I can't make you any guarantees.
- Kyra: I'll take that chance.”
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf
Rhona Mitra - Kyra

“- Celine Naville: So you're telling me that successful relationships are made in Heaven? Not founded on the daily practicality of two people being prepared to tolerate the imperfections of one another?
- Robert Lewis: It's not successful relationships, Celine. It's love. And it comes from a strange and wonderful place that we don't know about.”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis

“- Jane: He dumped me....Kevin dumped meeee!
- Christina: Oh sweetie...
- Jane: A day before our one year anniversary...
- Christina: Well you know, he's probably just going through a rough stage.
- Courtney: Yeah, he'll call you tomorrow..that phone is going to be ringing.
- Jane: Noooo!! He said he's been wanting this for six months and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Selma Blair - Jane Burns
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“You have to lie sometimes... in an emergency. It doesn't mean the bond is affected. If you've got the bond the bond is always there, and if you have to lie occasionally you're not going to interfere with the bond. You know, the bond can wait for a little lie and... in the end it's there for you.”

Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller

“You have a center, right? A place inside of you that's just you, that hasn't been spoiled. And I think it's really important to try and keep that space sacred. Sex or relationships cloud that space... or they cloud me I guess, and make it difficult to be just me and not have to worry about... being somebody else.”
Michael Shannon - Peter Evans

“I must be a curse. Anybody who loves me, anybody who gets close to me... or I must be cursed. Which is it?”
Juliette Binoche - Hana

“If you want to enjoy your party, enjoy your party. Don't keep looking up at me, trying to get a rise out of me. It's unnecessary.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“You shouldn't treat me like a dog! You were just amusing yourself. I've never come like that to a gentleman before. You said 'Call me Maurice' but you never even wrote to me. You made a fool of me and I can make you sorry for that!”

Rupert Graves - Alec Scudder

“- Bobby Darin: My momma used to tell me a story when I was a kid that in the Middle Ages, one of the knights in King Arthur's court, he laid down his sword between himself and Guinevere, and he promised that he would never cross over to the other side.
- Sandra Dee: Really?
- Bobby Darin: I am laying down this sword between us.”
Kevin Spacey - Bobby Darin
Kate Bosworth - Sandra Dee

“Believe me, Bonnie. You are gonna wake up tomorrow morning with a sigh of relief because I'm not there.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“What happened after the honeymoon? Did desire grow or did familiarity make partners want other lovers? Was the notion of ever-deepening romance a myth along with simultaneous orgasm? The only time Rifkin and his wife experienced one was when they were granted their divorce. Maybe in the end, the idea was not to expect too much out of life.”
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“It's nice to see that you've all bonded through this disaster.”
Ty Burrell - Steve

“This is the whole problem with people, if you are what you do and you never do anything, then what the fuck are you? That's the way I see it anyways.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Vic Cavanaugh

“- Rose Gammon: So, how did you feel?
- Jesse Stone: Awful.
- Rose Gammon: 'Awful's one word, how 'bout a sentence.
- Jesse Stone: When Jenn and I were together, I tried to pay attention to what she wanted. If she was happy, I always said to myself, 'I'm happy'... wasn't true, but I thought it oughtta be true, so, I insisted on trying to make it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kathy Baker - Rose Gammon
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“I'm an expert in rejection, and I can see it on your faces, and it's too bad that you judge us by the way we look and not by who we are, just because you want us to be more like them when the truth is we're not like them, and I am damn proud of that fact!”
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“- Michael Boll: I'm afraid of getting married.
- Alex: That's easy, don't.
- Michael Boll: Yeah, well, I'm engaged.
- Alex: Why?
- Michael Boll: I didn't wanna lose her. I'm terrified of getting married.
- Alex: Then drink to it. Make it happen.
- Michael Boll: Make it happen.”
James Spader - Michael Boll
Rob Lowe - Alex

“- Mr. Hammond: We're moving in together.
- Mrs. Maris: Obviously, we all need to think about what this means.
- Nicole Maris: Sure, well... tell you what. Why don't you two think about it here, and we'll go think about it in the treehouse?”
William Converse-Roberts - Mr. Hammond
Faye Grant - Mrs. Maris
Melissa Joan Hart - Nicole Maris

“I do not entertain hypotheticals. The world itself is vexing enough.”
Dakin Matthews - Col. Stonehill

“- Renaldo 'the Heel': Well, maybe I'm a heel.
- Vic Ajax: Maybe I'm a guy who hates heels.
- Renaldo 'the Heel': Maybe I'm a heel who hates guys who hate heels.”
Bruce Campbell - Renaldo 'The Heel'
Reed Birney - Vic Ajax

“I believe in two things, the kindness of the saints and there's somebody for everybody.”
Sylvester Stallone - Frankie Delano