Relationships quotes

“Isn't that Brad and Janet Majors sitting in the audience there? What an ideal couple they are. More than anyone else in Denton, they represent the old values. Ike would have been proud of them.”
Charles Gray - Judge Oliver Wright

“- Mavis Gary: I'm going to a rock concert with an old flame and I think there is a chance we may reconnect.
- Sales Lady: Let's show him what he's been missing.
- Mavis Gary: No, he's seen me recently. He knows. But his wife hasn't seen me in a while, so.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
Elizabeth Ward Land - Sales Lady

“What if it was a one-night stand? Couldn't we still be friends? And if we were friends... couldn't we maybe have sex again?”
Dominique Swain - Andrea Marr

“I know it's weird at first. But now, this is much more home to me than home. Like the lost boys in Peter Pan, right? Except we are the lost girls, right? Lost and Delirious.”

Jessica Paré - Victoria 'Tori' Moller

“Did you dream you had a friend? Someone to last your whole life?”

James Wilby - Maurice Hall

“I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.”

Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman

“The world would be a lot better off if there was no people in it.”
Henry Travers - Gramp

“Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!”

Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“- Prince Caspian: I wish we could have had more time together.
- Susan Pevensie: We never would have worked, anyway.
- Prince Caspian: Why not?
- Susan Pevensie: Well, I am 1300 years older than you.”
Ben Barnes - Prince Caspian
Anna Popplewell - Susan Pevensie

“She's 17. I'm 42 and she's 17. I'm older than her father, can you believe that? I'm dating a girl, wherein, I can beat up her father.”
Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Milly: Where is the truth, because you've been living a lie and I've been lying to you Jason.
- Jason: Yeah but that doesn't change anything.”
Mandy Moore - Milly
Tom Everett Scott - Jason

“- Prince Henry: How can you be certain to find them? And if you do find them, are they really the one for you or do you only think they are? And what happens if the person you're supposed to be with never appears, or, or she does, but you're too distracted to notice?
- Leonardo: You learn to pay attention.
- Prince Henry: Then let's say God puts...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dougray Scott - Prince Henry
Patrick Godfrey - Leonardo

“Maybe it is our imperfections which make us so perfect for one another.”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“- Halley Martin: I think I like you too much already to actually go out with you.
- Macon Forrester: What kind of logic is that?
- Halley Martin: It's logical logic. Haven't you ever noticed that when two members of the opposite sex get together eventually someone ends up getting hurt?”
Mandy Moore - Halley Martin
Trent Ford - Macon Forrester

“- Kate Moseley: Hale at the moment is working in my father's London office, he's an MBA, Harvard. You might have heard of it. They do have a hockey team.
- Doug Dorsey: He must be a very smart guy.
- Anton Pamchenko: First positions, please.
- Doug Dorsey: Bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away.”
Moira Kelly - Kate Moseley
D.B. Sweeney - Doug Dorsey
Roy Dotrice - Anton Pamchenko

“- Enid: I think only stupid people have good relationships.
- Seymour: That's the spirit.”
Thora Birch - Enid
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“There's no room for honesty in a healthy relationship.”
Mark Ruffalo - Coles

“I'll be honest. You're not my first choice.”
Alan Alda - Lester

“- Neil: Hi mom, I'm a little busy right now.
- Roberta: That's funny, because I wasn't too busy to give birth to you 28 years ago.”
Josh Gad - Neil
Carol Kane - Roberta

“- Britney: Jesse, I want you to know I broke up with Brad the night of the dance.
- Jesse: Really? I'd be more impressed if you broke up with him the night we kissed.”
Hayden Panettiere - Britney
Gustavo Carr - Jesse

“I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons than alone for the right.”
Lea Thompson - Amanda Jones

“- Holden McNeil: I want us to be something that we can't be.
- Alyssa Jones: And what's that?
- Holden McNeil: A normal couple.”
Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil
Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones

“- Katya: Do you realize how many men would kill to be standing as close as you are now?
- Pierre Peders: How many?
- Katya: Most.”
Sienna Miller - Katya
Steve Buscemi - Pierre Peders

- Deanne McKenzie: How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?
- Kurt McKenzie: Well, Thursday night is "Grey's Anatomy", but any other night would be great.
Maya Rudolph - Deanne McKenzie
Chris Rock - Kurt McKenzie

“- Beverly Switzler: Howard may be a duck, but you people are animals! He's my boyfriend!
- 3rd Trucker: That's disgusting!
- Beverly Switzler: You don't make me proud to be a human!”
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler
Gary Littlejohn - 3rd Trucker