Relationships quotes

“I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you had to be someone less to live with someone else when, of course, you have to be someone more.”
Candice Bergen

“- Briony Tallis, aged 13: Why don't you talk to Robbie anymore?
- Cecilia Tallis: I do. We just move in different circles, that's all.”
Saoirse Una Ronan - Briony Tallis aged 13

“So here I am - standing in your doorway. I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?”

Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson

“- Alex McDonough: You know, Larry's heavyset. Is that the kind of guy you've always been attracted to?
- Chuck Levine: Ah no, he's my first fattie.
- Alex McDonough: You guys really seem like you have a lot of sexual chemistry.
- Chuck Levine: I float his boat and he sinks mine.”
Jessica Biel - Alex McDonough
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

“- Erik Lehnsherr: I know we've had our differences.
- Emma Frost: Where's your telepath friend?
- Erik Lehnsherr: Gone. Left a bit of a gap in my life, if I'm to be honest. I was rather hoping you would fill it. Join us.
- Emma Frost: Erik, I believe.
- Erik Lehnsherr: I prefer Magneto.”

Michael Fassbender - Erik Lensherr
January Jones - Emma Frost

“Listen, when women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Mae West - Lady Lou

“- Macon Forrester: You just hate the way I walk and talk and look.
- Halley Martin: No. That Jedi mind trick thing? I hate that.”

Trent Ford - Macon Forrester
Mandy Moore - Halley Martin

“Let me tell you a lesson about life, kid. There are monsters everywhere... I know, I am one.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Dr. Zachary Smith

“- Mark Zuckerberg: Do you ever think about the girl?
- Sean Parker: What girl?
- Mark Zuckerberg: The one. The girl in high school who was with the lacrosse thing.
- Sean Parker: No.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mark Zuckerberg
Justin Timberlake - Sean Parker

“Come on. Come on back to me. Don't be such a selfish bastard. You're the only person I can stand.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Molly

Excuse me, do I have "fuck me" written on my forehead?
Lisa Banes - Bonnie

“- Cobb: I can't stay with her anymore because she doesn't exist.
- Mal: I'm the only thing you do believe in anymore.
- Cobb: I wish. I wish more than anything. But I can't imagine you with all your complexity, all you perfection, all your imperfection. Look at you. You are just a shade of my real wife. You're the best I can do; but I'm sorry,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Leonardo DiCaprio - Cobb
Marion Cotillard - Mal

“- Anney Boatwright: Glen's not like that.
- Granny: You don't know what that boy is like.
- Anney Boatwright: I know he loves me.
- Granny: Love. Can't even hold a job for more than a month.”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Anney Boatwright
Grace Zabriskie - Granny

“- Charlie: It's that word, man. Love. I wanted to say it but I just couldn't. How could I say something if I don't feel it?
- Stu: Easy. Lie! What do you think all relationships are based on, man? Lies!”
Dane Cook - Charlie
Dan Fogler - Stu

“Being with you isn't a gamble, you can only gamble when you have a choice. I wanna be with you forever, and I don't have a choice about that, maybe I don't have a prayer in the world, but that's not a gamble. Maybe what I feel is not good for you, or for me but I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you tell me it's a bad habit.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Jack Jericho

“- Lois Einhorn: Listen, Pet Dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
- Ace Ventura: Well, I am not really ready for a relationship now, Lois. But thank you for asking.”
Sean Young - Lois Einhorn
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“- Gigi: I'm just supposed to turn from every guy who doesn't like me?
- Alex: Uh. Yeah!
- Gigi: There's not gonna be anybody left.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Gigi
Justin Long - Alex

When I was a little kid, maybe five years old, in the old country, my mother used to say to me; she'd warn me, she'd say, "Don't get too close to people. You'll catch their dreams".
Martin Landau - Abe

“Girl loves boy, boy loves girl, boy gets girl pregnant, girl loses baby, boy turns into a serial killer.”
Scott Patterson - Agent Peter Strahm

“- Quentin: What do you live for? Do you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?
- Worth: Nope. I've gotta pretty fine collection of pornography.”
Maurice Dean Wint - Quentin
David Hewlett - Worth

“- Mel: Have you even known the joys of having children?
- Richie: Never had a date.
- Clark: Never talked to a girl.”
Jon Lovitz - Mel
David Spade - Richie
Jon Heder - Clark

“- Young Quincy: You wanna be my girl?
- Young Monica: What do I have to do?
- Young Quincy: I guess we can play ball and ride to school together, and when you get mad at me I gotta give you flowers.
- Young Monica: But I don't like flowers. How 'bout Twinkies? My mom won't ever buy 'em.
- Young Quincy: Okay.”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Kyla Pratt - Young Monica

“- Bobby Cahn: Why do you hang around with these guys?
- Cassandra Wong: Because they're fun. If I wanted a guy that was all drag and ambition I could've stayed in Hong Kong. Back there guys like that are 12 for 10 cents.
- Bobby Cahn: You mean a dime a dozen.
- Cassandra Wong: Maybe where you shop.”

Christopher Walken - Bobby Cahn
Tia Carrere - Cassandra Wong

“- Anakin Skywalker: It doesn't have to be that way. We could keep it a secret.
- Padmé: We'd be living a lie. One we couldn't keep, even if we wanted to. I couldn't do that. Could you, Anakin? Could you live like that?”

Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker
Natalie Portman - Padmé

“All right, look, Ben. I'm not gonna lie to you. You're good, you're very, very good. But you did exactly what I told you not to. You got emotional and then you got stupid. Now you tell me why in the world I'd ever get back in business with you.”
Kevin Spacey - Micky Rosa