Relationships quotes

“- Jack: I heard about you and Danielle breaking up.
- Larry: You heard? It just happened fifteen minutes ago.
- Jack: Yeah, well, I just spoke to her. We were very close, you know. We had an affair and everything.”
Steve Martin - Jack
Steve Martin - Larry

“- Maggie Chester: I was kind of seeing someone. An author.
- Andrew: And what happened?
- Maggie Chester: He committed suicide.
- Andrew: Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't...
- Maggie Chester: It's alright. Honestly. Really. I didn't really like him very much. I liked him even less after he committed suicide.”
Emma Thompson - Maggie Chester
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew

“- Susan Parrish: So you're a one-girl guy?
- Young Man in Coffee Shop: Yes, I am. That's right. Looking for her right now actually. Who knows, you might be her.”
Claire Forlani - Susan Parrish
Brad Pitt - Young Man in Coffee Shop

“- Troy Bolton: I thought you were my friends! Win together, lose together, teammates.
- Chad: But suddenly the girl and the singing.”
Zac Efron - Troy Bolton

“- Lester: I told you I'm putty in your hands.
- Halley Reed: What am I gonna do with a handful of putty?”
Alan Alda - Lester
Mia Farrow - Halley Reed

“I caught Sam with a woman once. I spilled a milkshake on my skirt so I ran home from lunch. I heard them in the shower. And at first I thought it was the radio... but what she was saying you don't hear on the radio. I... ran. I couldn't go back to work. For hours, literally, I didn't remember that I was involved with someone else. I had been for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Susan Floyd - Molly Roll

“Wealth can be very empty when you don't have someone to share it with. But by the time I realized that, no one would have me except men who wanted my money more than I did.”
Charmion King - Aunt Josephine

“- Katie: hey, I just want us to spend some time together later...
- Andy: Fuck you, dike.
- Katie: Why are you being such an asshole?
- Andy: I've gotta go, but I love you, baby.
- Katie: I'll see you in macrame!!! ”

Marguerite Moreau - Katie
Paul Rudd - Andie

“Talk is overrated as a means of resolving disputes.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Henry: Some guys really know how to get the women.
- Jim: Now, you don't know how?
- Henry: Hey, I can get one for ten minutes. That's my limit.”
Mickey Rourke - Henry
J.C. Quinn - Jim

I don't know, Charlie. Unlike you, I never expected "the thunderbolt." I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that.
James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One

“- Ben Campbell: I've just lost everything! Look, please... I don't want to lose you, too.
- Jill Taylor: Ben, you were dragged away in Vegas. I haven't heard from you. I had no idea where you were.
- Ben Campbell: I know. You know, I'm so sorry that I hurt you. I'm sorry. In Vegas, I don't know what happened. That wasn't me. Look, you know me....” (continue)(continue reading)
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell
Kate Bosworth - Jill Taylor

“I absolutely, positively cannot be the only person falling head over heels in love in this relationship. It's got to be mutual.”
Mark Wahlberg - Melvin Smiley

“Fate intervenes in people's lives. In ours, for instance. Fate brought us together. It kept us together. We were destined for one another.”

Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis

“Riley likes to be alone. He might take me, because he says being with me is just like being alone.”

Robert Joy - Charlie

“- Samantha Jones: Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship?
- Charlotte York: Every day.
- Samantha Jones: Every day?
- Charlotte York: Well, not all day every day but yes, every day.”
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones
Kristin Davis - Charlotte York

“Let's be real about this. Bala and I... Bala is a princess, and I'm a soil relocation engineer.”
Woody Allen - Z

“- Durell: Um, excuse me?
- Rickey: Excuse you? Don't nobody even know you!”
Ice Cube - Durell
Katt Williams - Rickey

“The sempai is the senior man who guides the junior man, the kohai. In Japan, the sempai-kohai relationship is presumed to exist when the younger man and the older man work together. Hopefully, they will presume that of us.”

Sir Sean Connery - Capt. John Connor

“Everywhere I go there's always an asshole.”
Amy Madigan - McCoy

“- Grace Pasic: It was a nice three months together.
- Cesar Dominguez: Six. It was six months, honey.
- Grace Pasic: But only three were nice.”
Lolita Davidovich - Grace Pasic
Antonio Banderas - Cesar Dominguez

“- Nick Randall: We've been seeing each other for six months now.
- Det. Danny Quintz: Six months? Six fucking months? That's a goddamn sivler anniversary for you!”
Rutger Hauer - Nick Randall
William Russ - Det. Danny Quintz

“- Princess Bala: Don't you get it? I was slumming it. I chose you because you were the most pathetic little bug in the joint.
- Z: You know, I was going to let you become a part of my most erotic fantasies, but now you can just write it off.”
Sharon Stone - Princess Bala
Woody Allen - Z

“- Tom Ludlow: You married, Diskant?
- Detective Paul Diskant: Engaged. And I'd like to see her again.”

Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Chris Evans - Detective Paul Diskant

“- Grace Stalker: I think two wrong don't make a right.
- Axel Blackmar: Meaning what?
- Grace Stalker: Meaning us: two wrongs.
- Axel Blackmar: What if we're not? What if we're two rights and everybody else is wrong?
- Grace Stalker: Either way we're gonna be screwed, Axel.
- Axel Blackmar: But at least we can be screwed together.”
Lili Taylor - Grace Stalker
Johnny Depp - Axel Blackmar