Relationships quotes

“- Gigi: Maybe his grandma died or maybe he lost my number or is out of town or got hit by a cab...
- Alex: Or maybe he is not interested in seeing you again.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Gigi
Justin Long - Alex

“- Harvey Holroyd: I think we have some important stuff going for us.
- Kate Linville Holroyd: Yeah, anger, mistrust, alienation, lack of communication...
- Harvey Holroyd: Right! And goddamn it, I'm not going to give that stuff up without a fight!”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Tuesday Weld - Kate

“You know, sometimes I envy you and Edna. You have the same person every day for over 30 years. You wake up, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the same woman. You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with a bunch of 20-year-olds who only want a good time and cheap sex sex sex. Girls who can't say no....” (continue)(continue reading)

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Penelope: Helaborasoreantalis. They're amazing; they bloom even in the winter.
- Annie: That's cool.
- Penelope: They just pop up without any help from anyone.
- Annie: Kind of like my ex-boyfriend, if you know what I mean.”
Christina Ricci - Penelope Wilhern
Reese Witherspoon - Annie

“You know there are people, beautiful people, you just wish they could see you in a different setting, a different place. Instead of where you are, what you've become. But most of all, you wish you weren't such a pussy, for wishing for things that'll never change.”
James McAvoy - Wesley

“I would rather swallow razor blades than drink with you.”
Rachel Griffiths - Rhonda Epinstalk

“- Daniel Miller: I don't think it has anything to do with me, that's what worries me. I think you're doing it.
- Julia: What am I doing?
- Daniel Miller: I'm not sure. But I always read that you had to be ok with yourself first before you could be ok with another person. Now I feel ok with you. But I don't know how ok I was with myself before I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
Meryl Streep - Julia

“- Cow Pat Keegan: Funny what attracts people, innit?
- Dan Starkey: Sorry?
- Cow Pat Keegan: Me & Margaret. You & Margaret. You & your wife. Me & your wife. I suppose really to complete the circle, you should sleep with my wife. But I wouldn't recommend it.”
Jason Isaacs - Cow Pat Keegan
David Thewlis - Dan Starkey

“You don't know me, you don't want to know me... I'm just a character in your stupid film.”
Owen Wilson - Ned Plimpton

“- Becky Pollard: I don't want to hurt you.
- Leland P. Fitzgerald: Then don't.”
Jena Malone - Becky Pollard

“- Larry: You think because you don't love us, or desire us, or even like us, you think you've won.
- Alice: It's not a war.”

Clive Owen - Larry
Natalie Portman - Alice

“The most beautiful thing in the world is a match well made.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse

“- Juno MacGuff: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good.
- Mac MacGuff: You mean like couples?
- Juno MacGuff: Yeah, like people in love.”
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff
J. K. Simmons - Mac MacGuff

“Rose left me with a riddle I have not yet resolved: how we judge those that hurt us and show no remorse.”
Jessica Lange - Ginny Cook Smith

“- Joan: Men and women... sharing, working out their hate.
- Debbie: I'm sick of hating. I mean, God, Joan. I don't think I have any hate left.
- Joan: Yes you do, you just don't know it.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan
Demi Moore - Debbie

“- Abby Taylor: Jesse, what's going in with you and Joe Genest? No shrugging. I asked you a question, and I expect an answer. Are you afraid of him?
- Jesse Stone: Joe is stupid and mean, and he doesn't like me. On the other hand, if I had to, I could shoot him just as easy as if he was smart and kind.”
Polly Shannon - Abby Taylor
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“We spend more time defending our relationship than actually having one.”
Julia Stiles - Sara

“- Tommy: She flashed me Claud, she flashed me.
- Claudia: Welcome home!”

Robert Downey Jr. - Tommy
Holly Hunter - Claudia

“- Charles: Let me ask you one thing. Do you think - after we've dried off, after we've spent lots more time together - you might agree not to marry me? And do you think not being married to me might maybe be something you could consider doing for the rest of your life?
- Carrie: I do.”
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One
Andie MacDowell - Carrie - Wedding One

“Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now and eventually, if he's worthy, that 'now' part will just drop right off, naturally.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“You said that you wouldn't hurt me, and then you slept with me, and then you didn't call me for six days, and that, in the world of me, that's torture.”

Marisa Tomei - Lola

“Sometimes I feel like I could disappear for weeks, and no one would even notice.”
Parker Posey - Margaret Burre

“- Tripp: Do you have real feelings?
- Paula: Of course I have real feelings!
- Tripp: For what?
- Paula: For you!”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“- Neal: When I'm not ready, you hunt me down. When I try and make it work, you're not interested.
- Molly: You know, ever since we met, it's about what I'm doing wrong... but I'm not the one with the problem here, Neal. You are, you and your selfishness. All you do is take and - I've got nothing for you right now, so... maybe it's time to start...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jesse Spencer - Neal
Brittany Murphy - Molly

“I'm trying to work on my karma. Do you know what karma means? It means that she owes me one.”

John Hawkes - Richard Swersey